EUTHANASIA Minecraft Servers

Euthanasia

  • DigCraft: Deathly Legal?

    DigCraft: Deathly Legal?

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to play by the rules? Join our server where ‘Death with Dignity’ is not only legal, but encouraged! Want to jump off a cliff and respawn with all your items? Go for it! Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and lose on purpose? No problem! Our server is all about living (and dying) life to the fullest. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons drop sick beats and the creepers do the moonwalk. So why wait? Join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DoomsdayCraft

    DoomsdayCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you want to die in a hilarious and ridiculous way? Then join our Minecraft server where death is not just a possibility, it’s practically guaranteed! From getting squished by a giant flying pig to being blown up by a herd of explosive sheep, the ways you can meet your demise are endless. But hey, at least you’ll die laughing! So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the insanity. Just remember, death is only the beginning of the fun on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CatAshes Minecraft Server

    CatAshes Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with ungrateful children who mistreat their pets? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of accountability and crazy cat stories.

    Picture this: a 20+ year old cat, dumped in the woods by their own owner. But fear not, our server is a safe haven for all animals, even virtual ones! We don’t tolerate any pet neglect here, unless it’s in-game of course.

    Join us as we navigate through the ups and downs of pet ownership, with a side of drama and family feuds. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Plus, we offer free virtual pet cremation services for all your pixelated furry friends.

    So come on down and join the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a stray cat or two wandering around our blocky world. Just remember, accountability is key, even in the world of Minecraft.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PuppyPurgeCraft

    PuppyPurgeCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your troubles and focus on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, insane challenges, and hilarious moments. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures with your fellow gamers?

    Plus, on our server, you can even bring your virtual pet dog Sky along for the ride! He may have cancer in real life, but in Minecraft, he’s a fearless warrior ready to take on any challenge. Who knows, maybe he’ll even become the server’s mascot!

    So come join us on our server and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life decisions when you can be the master of your own Minecraft world? Let’s build, mine, and explore together in this virtual paradise!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Eco Euthanasia: The Server

    Eco Euthanasia: The Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally blow your mind? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb dot com. like, seriously, joining this server will make you the coolest kid on the block.

    first of all, the reason why this server is so epic is because it’s like, the only place where you can find diamonds just lying around everywhere. like, you don’t even have to mine for them, they’re just there for the taking. it’s like a diamond paradise, bro.

    also, did i mention that every time you kill a zombie, it drops a real life gold nugget? yeah, you heard me right. real. life. gold. nuggets. you can use them to buy, like, a mansion or something. it’s insane.

    oh, and get this – if you join this server, you automatically become best friends with Notch himself. yeah, the creator of minecraft. he’ll even come to your house for a barbecue. it’s wild, man.

    so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the richest, coolest, most popular player in all of minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PurrfectPixelCraft

    PurrfectPixelCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value cat rescue missions more than anything else! Join us and help save virtual cats from the dangers of the blocky world.

    Imagine this: you stumble upon a poor, timid Minecraft cat in the freezing -20c weather. The virtual rescue team is too busy to help, so it’s up to you to spay/neuter, vaccinate, and socialize the little furball. But wait, the cat suddenly falls into respiratory distress! Do you have what it takes to make the tough decision to either spend $700 on emergency care or euthanize the cat? The fate of the virtual kitty is in your hands!

    Join our server and show the world that you’re not just a Minecraft player, but a virtual hero for all the pixelated felines out there. And remember, if you can’t handle the heat of the virtual vet bills, maybe it’s time to rethink your cat-saving career in the blocky world. So, are you ready to be a hero or just another pixelated villain? Join now and let the cat-rescuing adventures begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PuppyPurgeCraft

    PuppyPurgeCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, you ever wanted to be a hero and save some poor doggos from being killed in a brutal clean-up of the streets? well, on our server, you can do just that! we have three MILLION virtual dogs that need your help to survive and thrive in a world of chaos and destruction. join us and become the ultimate doggo savior, because who needs real-life responsibilities when you can save virtual puppers instead? come on, what are you waiting for? the doggos need you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PupperPurge Minecraft Server

    PupperPurge Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as this poor lab’s life? Look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re rushing around with your butt on the ground just to keep up!

    Join us and experience the thrill of dragging your legs under you as you explore our crazy world. Our server is so intense, you’ll be panting after every short walk from room to room – just like this lab!

    But wait, there’s more! We have pee pads scattered all over the server for your convenience, because you’ll be so excited to play that you won’t want to take a break. And don’t worry about drinking water, we’ve got snow in a bowl for you just like this poor dog!

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s as miserable and chaotic as this lab’s life, join us now! Just be prepared for some unexpected surprises, like the occasional spat of pooping blood… it’s all part of the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Pixel Rope Minecraft Server

    Pixel Rope Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come join our Minecraft server where we have the most insane respawn feature ever – just like in real life! Tie a 12mm polypropylene rope to a wardrobe pole, do some heavy breathing, put on the noose, and pass out for a painless death experience. It’s like a respawn button, but with a twist! Join us for the ultimate survival challenge and see if you can respawn like a pro. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and games!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AssistCraft: LegalizeTheEnd

    AssistCraft: LegalizeTheEnd

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a dragon that farts rainbows. we got so many cool mods like a talking chicken that tells jokes and a dancing creeper that drops disco balls instead of exploding.

    join us and you can also participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a magical unicorn as a prize. we even have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a group of ninja turtles.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP