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AwkwardCraft – Keep It Cringy!

awkward body language, awkward conversation, awkward encounters, awkward jokes, awkward pauses, awkward situations, awkward timing, awkward tone, AwkwardCraft, Body language, communication styles, conversation dynamics, cringy, forced small talk, inappropriate topics, lack of chemistry, misunderstandings, nervous laughter, personal boundaries, social anxiety, social cues, uncomfortable silence

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	658
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of awkward conversations in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only conversations you’ll have are with friendly creepers and chatty chickens! Our server is so awkwardly awesome that even the Ender Dragon gets shy around our players. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself once tried to join our server but couldn’t handle the cringe levels. So if you’re looking for a hilariously awkward time, join us now and prepare to laugh until your diamond armor breaks!

UNIFILgateRage

Attack, COMPOUND, Conflict, destroy, injured, international relations, Israeli forces, lebanon, main gate, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Peacekeepers, peacekeeping forces, peacekeeping mission, SECURITY, UN, UN peacekeeping, Unifil, UNIFILgateRage, united nations, violence

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	775
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5

come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos even the UN peacekeepers can’t handle it! our main gate gets destroyed more times than you can count, but that just adds to the fun! we’ve got explosions, battles, and more drama than a reality TV show. join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest ride of your life!

PangeaMC

Earth, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6628
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Emeralds Found:	4477	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

PangeaMC is an non pay to win earth SMP powered by Towny and movecraft. There is custom recipes, custom planes, custom ships etc.

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Wacky Town Minecraft Server

adaptation, Anime, character-driven, comedy, crime, detective, humor, investigation, Japan, Logic, Manga, Math, Minecraft, Mystery, problem solving, quirky, School, Server, slice of life, Soredemo Machi Wa Mawatteiru, TOWN, Unique, useless, Wacky

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9291
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Votes:	7579	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we solve mysteries using MATH! That’s right, forget about swords and pickaxes, all you need is your trusty calculator to crack the case.

Picture this: you’re walking through the virtual streets of our server when suddenly, a mysterious equation appears on your screen. Can you solve it in time to catch the criminal? Only the most mathematically inclined players will survive in this thrilling world of numbers and puzzles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground math club where players gather to discuss the latest theories in geometry and algebra. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational AND fun?

So if you’re ready to put your math skills to the test and become the ultimate detective, join our server today! Just remember, on this server, the only thing more dangerous than a creeper is a tricky trigonometry problem.

Anon’s Minecraft SMP Wake Up Call

alarm clock, alarm tag, alarm use, Anon, anon alarm clock, anon clock, anon use, Anons, Call, clock anon, clock tag, clock use, long tail tag, Minecraft, smp, use alarm clock, use long tail, wake, which alarm clock

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4543
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4982
Votes:	3281	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out which alarm clock Anon uses! Rumor has it, Anon’s alarm clock is actually a creeper that explodes every morning to wake them up. Will you be able to survive the explosive wake-up call and join Anon on their crazy adventures in our server? Only one way to find out – join now!

CoverCraftMuslimLand

body image, catcalling, Communication, CoverCraftMuslimLand, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural norms, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Harassment, Insecurity, Modest clothing, modesty, Muslim country, peer pressure, Respect, self esteem, travel, women’s trip

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7615
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without worrying about catcalling or unwanted attention.

Our server is so inclusive that even the creepers are respectful of personal boundaries. No need to cover up in 40-degree heat here, unless you want to protect yourself from the scorching sun!

Join us and experience a virtual world where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or harassment. Plus, if you happen to glow like the Cullens, we’ll celebrate your uniqueness instead of making inappropriate comments.

So come on over to our server and leave the drama behind. Build your dream world and make friends with fellow players who appreciate you for who you are. And remember, in our Minecraft world, everyone is a winner – no need to worry about being the asshole!

PartnerCraft SMP: Love & Blocks

blocks, Bonding, cherished memory, Connection, fond memory, Happiness, Heartwarming, Intimacy, joy, long term relationship, love, Nostalgia, partner, PartnerCraft, past, PRESENT, relationship, romance, shared experience, Significant Other, smp, soulmate, special moment, unforgettable

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2083
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Animals Bred:	130	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find your perfect partner in crime? Look no further than our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP! Join us for a chance to team up with fellow players and create unforgettable memories together.

Picture this: you and your partner in crime building a giant chicken statue that shoots out fireworks every time you press a button. Or maybe you’ll embark on a quest to find the rarest diamond in the land, only to discover it’s been hidden inside a giant cake all along!

But that’s not all – our SMP is full of surprises, like random zombie dance parties and secret underground lairs filled with treasure. Plus, rumor has it that if you and your partner can defeat the Ender Dragon together, you’ll unlock the power to fly on giant rainbow unicorns!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, adventures, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in blocks!

BlockyBrewHaHa

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7803
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Animals Bred:	107	Dimension Hops:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of breaking blocks and building your own world, but without the risk of getting arrested? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). Our server is so addictive, it should come with a warning label – “Caution: may cause extreme levels of fun and creativity!”

We have secret underground bases, epic battles against giant chickens, and even a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (shh, don’t tell anyone). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knew playing Minecraft could be this exhilarating (and legal)?

Blocktopia: Affordable Housing Quest

activism, affordable, affordable housing, affordable living, blocktopia, Demand, demonstration, Housing, housing advocacy, housing affordability, housing affordability crisis, housing crisis, housing inequality, housing movement, housing policy, housing protest, housing reform, housing rights, housing rights movement, March, protest, Quest, social justice, spain

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	748
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	656793
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where thousands of players march in spain to demand affordable housing… but instead of housing, we give you EPIC PIXELATED ADVENTURES! build your dream house, fight dragons, and make friends with llamas that can talk! our server is so lit, even the villagers are throwing parties every night! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

AntiSocialCraft: Hazards & Highs

addiction research, addiction severity, addiction treatment, alcohol addiction, antisocial personality disorder, antisocial traits, AntiSocialCraft, Behavioral Disorders, behavioral health, co-occurring disorders, comorbidity, drug addiction, drug misuse, dual diagnosis, hazardous alcohol use, hazards, highs, mental health, mental illness, personality disorders, research findings, substance abuse, substance use disorder

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7713
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

omg, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz like, we got the craziest players ever! dey all got antisocial personality disorder and dey be drinkin and doin drugs like there’s no tomorrow. it’s like a wild party 24/7 on dis server, u never know what’s gonna happen next!

we got players building giant statues of beer bottles and vodka shots, and some even make secret underground drug labs. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft creativity!

join now and be part of the madness, cuz on dis server, anything goes! just be ready for some wild and crazy adventures with our antisocial, substance-abusing players. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!