come join our epic minecraft server where we have CONFIDENT PUTIN as our main boss battle!! he’s out here warning europe that they’re ‘defenceless’ but don’t worry cuz we got your back with our epic pvp battles and crazy challenges!! watch out for putin’s secret weapon – a giant bear riding a tank!! only the bravest players can defeat him and claim the title of ultimate warrior!! so what are you waiting for?? join now and show putin who’s boss in this wild and wacky minecraft adventure!!
Putin’s Defenseless Minecraft Server
EUkraineCraft Minecraft Server
OMG u guys, dis server is like the Ukraine and Moldova of Minecraft servers, ready to join the EU of epicness! Commission says it’s gonna be LIT AF! Join now for a chance to negotiate your way to the top and become a Minecraft legend. We promise there will be no boring political talks, just pure fun and chaos. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a special power-up that turns all your enemies into chickens. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!GasCraft Minecraft Server
so like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that’s like, totally wild and unpredictable? well guess what, this server is the place to be, my dude! we got crazier shenanigans than a llama on a pogo stick!picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of creepers start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds like they’re hot potatoes. and then outta nowhere, a giant chicken wearing a top hat swoops down and challenges you to a dance-off. it’s like a disco party in the mines, man!
oh, and did i mention that our server is run by a secret society of talking dolphins who are plotting to take over the world with their underwater lair? yeah, it’s a whole conspiracy theory, but trust me, it’s totally legit.
so come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch or two, but hey, that just adds to the fun, right?). see you on the flip side, my fellow blockheads!
RuskiRaiders – Funded by Allies
yOu know what’s crazier than a creeper blowing up your house? this server, where we have western allies funding Ukraine with Russian assets! join us for a wild ride of political intrigue and explosive battles. Build your own empire and watch out for those sneaky spies trying to steal your diamonds. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server anywhere else. Come join the madness today!MirageCraft: French Flyer Frenzy
so, liek, u kno how ukraine is all liek “we need sum jets to fly around in and look cool”? well, france is all liek “yo, we got u fam, we gonna hook u up with sum mirage-2000 jets and even train ur pilots to fly dem like pros”.imagine ukraine pilots zooming around in these sick jets, doin flips and loops in the sky, all thanks to france being the real mvp.
so, if u wanna be part of this epic alliance and show off ur sick flying skills, then u gotta join our minecraft server. we got jets, we got pilots, we got it all. come fly with us and be a part of history in the making.
plus, who wouldn’t wanna be part of a server that has jets in minecraft? it’s like the coolest thing ever. so come join us and let’s soar to new heights together.
Zelenskiy’s Minecraft Server: Biden’s $225M Fun!
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more military aid than biden meeting zelenskiy in france! we got $225 million worth of weapons and armor to help you conquer the virtual world! fight off creepers and zombies with our insane arsenal of weapons! who needs diplomacy when you have diamond swords and enchanted bows?! join now and show the world who’s boss on our epic minecraft server!BlockPartyEU
so, like, u ever wanted to be da ruler of europe? well, dis server is ur chance, bro! all da cool kids r joinin cuz we got da best parties and da sickest builds. we got dragons flyin around and unicorns pooping rainbows. u wanna be da king or queen of dis land? den join us and show dem oldies who’s boss. plus, we got free pizza every friday night. so, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join, amirite? come on, join da fun and be da coolest kid in europe.MirageCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how france has these super cool mirage 2000-5 fighter jets, right? well, guess what, macron just announced they gonna transfer them to ukraine! why, u ask? well, apparently, they wanna help ukraine defend against zombie pigmen invasion in minecraft! yep, u heard me right, zombie pigmen are taking over and only these fighter jets can save the day! so, join our server and help fight off the undead pigmen with some epic aerial combat! plus, u get to ride on a pig while shooting arrows at creepers, how cool is that? join now and be a hero in the battle against the pixelated apocalypse!CraftyUkraine700
u know what else is critical infrastructure support? JOINING our MINECRAFT server! we got diamonds for days, like way more than $700 million worth. ukraine aint got nothin on us. plus, our admins are like french royalty, they’ll treat u like a king or queen or whatever u wanna be. come build ur own eiffel tower or something, idk just join and have a blast. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and diamonds and french admins, then maybe u will regret it. but who hates fun and diamonds and french admins? not me, that’s for sure. so come on, what r u waiting for? JOIN NOW!