so, like, u know when u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be part of some crazy drama like those reality tv shows? well, this server is the place for u! we got more drama than a soap opera, with countries fighting over media bans and stuff. join us and be part of the chaos, build ur own empire and conquer the world! plus, we have the best memes and jokes to keep u entertained while u mine and craft. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
BlockBusterEU
GasDieselMadnessCraft
so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like the EU banning gas and diesel cars? yea, it’s that crazy! our server is like a political rally but for gamers, man. join us and denounce the ‘ideological madness’ of boring servers. we’re all about that gas and diesel power, baby! come on and rev up your engines with us! it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like Italy’s Meloni would want. let’s show the world that minecraft is where the real revolution happens!RutteCraft NATO Boss
so, like, you know how the Dutch PM Rutte is, like, all serious and stuff? well, guess what? on our minecraft server, he’s gonna be the next secretary general of NATO! can you believe it? he’s gonna be leading all the other world leaders in epic battles and quests on our server. join now to witness the madness and chaos that will ensue when Rutte takes charge. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride!RutteCraft: NATO Edition
lol u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Mark Rutte as our next Secretary General! he be buildin’ epic bases and slayin’ creepers like a boss. Plus, he got all them NATO Allies backing him up, so you know it’s gonna be lit. Join now for a chance to team up with Mark Rutte and conquer the Minecraft world together! #MarkRutteForSecretaryGeneral #NATOAlliesUniteEuroBankExitCraft
haha come join our epic minecraft server where european banks leaving russia would make the cows start speaking russian and the pigs start doing the kalinka dance! the kremlin is all like “oh no, our companies gonna be hurt!” but we just laugh and keep building our epic castles and farms. join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness, where anything can happen! plus, we have a secret underground disco party with the creepers every saturday night. don’t miss out, come join the fun!EuroBypassCraft
so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and it’s like a whole new world, man. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing in the meadows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.but wait, there’s more! we have a special quest where you have to bypass Hungary to deliver €1.4 billion to Ukraine. yeah, you heard me right. you gotta dodge all the obstacles, like angry villagers and giant spiders, to complete the mission.
and if that’s not enough, we have a special event every Friday where we reenact the whole thing in real life. we dress up as politicians and have a fake EU meeting to discuss the delivery. it’s hilarious, trust me.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. don’t miss out, bro!
PutinCraft: Boris’s Lies & Farage’s Parrots
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, imagine if boris johnson and nigel farage were minecraft characters, fighting over who gets the last porkchop in the village. it’s like a political showdown but in blocky pixel form. join us and witness the drama unfold as these two politicians battle it out in the world of minecraft. who will come out on top? who will build the biggest wall? find out on our server, where anything can happen, even boris johnson calling out farage for parroting putin’s lies. it’s a wild ride, man. come join the chaos!EUkraineCraft Server
lol come join dis minecraft server where ukraine and moldova are startin eu membership talks on tuesday!! u kno u wanna be part of dis epic event in da minecraft world. watch as dey negotiate trade deals and argue over who gets da last piece of cake in da virtual world. join now for da most intense political drama u ever seen in a blocky world. plus, rumor has it dat da players are secretly aliens tryin to take over da server. u gotta join to see if it’s true or just a crazy conspiracy theory. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures on dis server like no other. u won’t regret it, unless u get eaten by a zombie pigman, den u might regret it a little bit. but hey, dat’s just part of da fun, right?DutchCraft Missile Mayhem
come join our epic minecraft server where netherlands and another country are teaming up to supply ukraine with patriot missile system! why, you ask? well, because we have epic battles where you can use the patriot missile system to blow up other players’ bases! imagine the chaos and destruction, it’s gonna be lit! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the missile attacks and plot your revenge. join now and be part of the madness!ShadowFleetMC Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have 27 russian shadow fleet oil tankers sailing around causing chaos and mayhem! you can hop on board and join the crew, or battle against them to protect the environment! who knew minecraft could be so intense and political? join now for a wild ride unlike any other server out there!