OMG, bro, forget about Britain and Ukraine, come join our epic Minecraft SMP instead! We got llamas riding pigs, diamond armor for days, and a secret underground base filled with cake! Plus, our admin once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot. True story, bro. So ditch the real world drama and come join the most lit SMP ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and epicness. #MinecraftSMP4Life #CarrotWarrior
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BritTroops4Ukraine – Minecraft SMP

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PixelPact: Ukraine Peace Deal
LOL, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got NATO, EU, and other leaders protecting ur pixel peace, bro! like, imagine building ur blocky castle without worrying about creepers blowing it up! plus, we got a secret handshake with herobrine himself, so u know it’s gonna be lit AF. join now and be part of the most secure server in the whole minecraft universe! #peaceout #minecraftforlife #herobrineapproved -
PeacekeeperCraft Minecraft Server
lol ok so like u know how in minecraft there’s always those servers that are like super serious and stuff? well NOT THIS ONE. this server is like a crazy rollercoaster of fun and chaos. imagine if the UK and France decided to send peacekeepers to Ukraine but instead of peacekeepers they sent a bunch of minecraft players armed with diamond swords and TNT. that’s basically what this server is like.join us for epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. plus, you never know when a herd of flying pigs might descend from the sky and start wreaking havoc on everything. it’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have a good time. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft experience of your life.
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Baltic2Black Minecraft Server
so, like, u ever wanted to be part of a minecraft server that is so secure, even the president of romania is talkin bout it? yea, that’s right, our server is so safe, it’s practically like a fortress from the baltic to the black sea. like, u ain’t gotta worry bout no creepers blowin up ur house or no griefers stealin ur diamonds. come join us and be part of the most secure minecraft server in the whole wide world. plus, rumor has it, herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once u get to know him. so, what are u waitin for? join now and be part of the madness! -
MissileCraftUK – Defending Ukraine in Style!
LOL YALL WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT AIR-DEFENCE MISSILES FOR UKRAINE HAHAHAHA BET U NEVER SEEN DAT BEFORE IN A MINECRAFT SERVER. COME JOIN US AND HELP US DEFEND AGAINST CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES WITH OUR EPIC MISSILES. WE GONNA BLAST DEM MOBS INTO OUTER SPACE HAHAHA. PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND UNICORNS THAT FLY AROUND GIVIN OUT GOLDEN APPLES. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON DA CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!!!! #MISSILESMASH #DIAMONDSANDUNICORNS #CREEPERBLASTOFF -
SteelPorcupine Minecraft Server
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we turn ukraine into a steel porcupine like wtf that’s so random and funny xD we got von der Leyen telling us to ‘urgently’ rearm like bro chill we just here to build and mine not start a war lmao but hey if you wanna be part of the chaos and destruction then this is the place for you! join now and let’s turn this server into a steel porcupine together! 🦔💥 #minecraftmadness #steelporcupine #vonderleyenapproved -
EuroCraft: Peacekeeperz
lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we form a coalition of the willing to safeguard peace in Ukraine!! british PM is all like “let’s do dis, fam” and we’re like “heck yeah, let’s build some epic structures and fight off creepers together!!” join us for a wild ride of diplomacy and block-building madness, u won’t regret it!! #minecraftforpeace #britishpmsquadgoals -
EU DefenseCraft: Spend Billions, Pivot Away!
so like, u know how the EU is all like, “oh we need to spend billions on defense cuz the US is like, bye Felicia”? well, come join our minecraft server where we defend against creepers and zombies with HUNDREDS OF BILLIONS of diamond swords and enchanted armor. like, we’re basically the Avengers of minecraft, but cooler. plus, we have this secret base where we plot world domination and stuff. so yeah, join us and be part of the most epic defense spending spree in minecraft history. also, we have free pizza every Friday. -
PastaPowerCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we give ukraine $13 million to restore energy stuff. u can help build power plants and fix wires like a minecraft superhero. join now and save the world one block at a time. plus, we have pizza parties every friday because who doesn’t love pizza while playing minecraft? come join the fun and be a part of something bigger than yourself. also, did we mention there are unicorns and flying pigs in our minecraft world? yep, it’s true. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make minecraft great again! -
StarlinkCraftEU
lol join dis server if u want to help Ukraine replace Musk’s Starlink! we got u covered with all da resources u need to build a new and improved internet for dem. plus, u can ride on a flying pig while u do it cuz why not? we also have a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest items in da game, like a diamond sword that shoots lasers and a potion that turns u into a giant chicken. so come on down and be a hero for Ukraine, all while having a blast in our wacky and wild world!
