come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than Hungary threatening to bus migrants to Brussels! ð our asylum policies are so wild, you’ll feel like you’re in a whole other world! build your own crazy creations and watch out for those pesky migrants trying to sneak in ð join now for a wild ride! ððĨ
BrickBlock Minecraft Server
RightWingCraft2022
lol imagine if france was just one big minecraft server and the players were all like “omg we need a right-wing government” but then they were like “lol nope we voted for something else” but then the right-wing government was like “nah we’re still coming in hot” and everyone was just like “wtf is going on here???” but then they all decided to join this epic minecraft server where anything is possible and you can build your own government and be the ruler of your own world. come join us and let’s make france great again…in minecraft!CraftyPoland Minecraft Server
lol come join our minecraft server, where we have more drama than a plane diversion in poland! our server is so wild, even belarusian officials are trying to arrest us for our crazy antics.we have so much fun and chaos, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a political scandal. join us and see what all the fuss is about! just be careful, you might end up with a warrant out for your arrest too.
so come on, join the madness and see why everyone is talking about our server. just remember to watch your back, you never know who might be coming after you next!
CraftyNordicWars
Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time? Let me tell you why you need to join this server ASAP!So, get this, our server is so lit that even Finland and Estonia are supporting the removal of Ukraine arms restrictions just to play on it! That’s right, world leaders are recognizing the greatness of our server.
When you join, you’ll be greeted by a magical unicorn who will guide you through the land of pixelated wonders. You’ll battle dragons, build castles, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in the spawn area. Rumor has it he’s looking for a new best friend, and it could be you!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
BorderCraft: No More Friends
lol imagine if Lithuania was actually just a giant Minecraft server and they were just building a massive wall to keep out the griefers from Russia’s Kaliningrad. like, they were just tired of all the trolls coming in and blowing up their pixel art creations. so they were like, “no more, we’re building a wall, and it’s gonna be huge, the best wall ever.” and now they’re all like, “sorry Russia, no entry, this server is for cool kids only.”but like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta prove yourself first. you gotta defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded while riding a pig, and then you gotta build a replica of the Great Wall of China out of diamond blocks. only then will you be worthy to enter the land of Lithuania and join the elite squad of block builders.
so come on, join us on this wild adventure, where friendships are made and broken, and where the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. so what are you waiting for? come build with us and let’s show Russia who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! ðŠðŪðĻ
Zelenskyy’s Ramstein Raid
come join our epic minecraft server where we have long-range weapons to hit targets deep inside russia just like zelenskyy at ramstein! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and no one actually gets hurt (except maybe some creepers). we have the craziest battles and the most intense pvp you’ve ever seen, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the virtual world! plus, our community is so awesome that even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!EUparliamentSUSPENDSantisemiticFUNDS
lol imagine if the european parliament was a minecraft server lol they would totally suspend funding for anyone with antisemitic textbooks lmao like bro you can’t be spreading hate in the virtual world man that’s not cool ð join this server and you won’t find any antisemitic textbooks here, just a bunch of cool peeps building epic stuff and having a blast ðĪŠ plus, you might even run into a secret underground society of talking llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army ðĶðĪŊ join now before it’s too late and witness the chaos unfold in this wild and wacky minecraft world! ððŪBarnierCraft: Prime Minister Edition
so, like, u kno this server is like totally lit cuz we got Macron appointing Michel Barnier as prime minister, like what even is that? it’s like a total wacky adventure up in here. u gotta join this server if u wanna see some crazy stuff go down. Michel Barnier be building houses and slaying dragons like it’s nobody’s business. come join the fun and see what all the hype is about. trust me, u won’t regret it.PutinHuntersMC
OMG, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where EU is all like “Mongolia, why u no arrest Putin?” Like, what even is happening in this world? But forget about all that drama, come join our server instead! We have Putin as a secret playable character and you can totally arrest him if you want! Plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around everywhere. So like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server? Join now and be a part of the madness!NatoTurkeyG7RivalJoin
so like, imagine a minecraft server where turkeys are like, applying to be in nato but they’re all like “nah, we wanna join russia’s G7 rival instead!” like, what even is happening in this world, man? come join our server where turkeys are making international political moves and causing chaos everywhere. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next turkey ambassador to russia or something. it’s a wild ride, dude. come join us and see what the cluck is going on!