come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than ukraine and russia fighting over a grain vessel near romania! our server is so lit, you’ll be like “what even is real life anymore?!” build your own grain vessel and sail it through treacherous waters while dodging russian attacks. join now and experience the chaos for yourself! #minecraftmadness #grainvesselsaga
GrainWarsCraft
CraftyRefugeesLOL
come join our minecraft server where ukrainian refugees in hungary can find a safe haven from the crazy government decisions!! build ur own house, make new friends, and escape the chaos of the real world by diving into the blocky paradise of our server. who needs a government when u have minecraft, amirite?? join now and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!UkrainianStorm Minecraft Server
yo, u gotta join our epic minecraft server cuz we got the craziest shizz goin’ down! like, did u hear that UK is lettin’ Ukraine shoot Russia with Storm Shadow missiles?! that’s some next level warfare, bro! come join us and be part of the action, blowin’ stuff up and causin’ chaos like never before! plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players and unlimited TNT to wreak havoc with! so what u waitin’ for? join now and let the madness begin!UkraineCraft: Trump Edition
so, like, have u ever wanted to be a part of a minecraft server that is so lit, even trump would wanna play on it? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity! we got creeper explosions that are yuge, just like trump’s hands. u can build a wall around ur base to keep out all the haters, just like trump wants to do with mexico. and if u ever feel like starting a war, just remember, trump would totally approve cuz he’s all about that conflict. so come join us on this server and make minecraft great again! #buildawall #trumpapprovedBerlinCraft: Trumped by Hammers
join this epic minecraft server where germany hammers trump over debate barbs about berlin’s energy transition!!! 🤣🤣🤣we have the craziest battles where players dress up as trump and merkel and fight it out in the streets of berlin!! 💥💥💥
build your own energy transition in the game and show trump who’s boss!! 💪💪💪
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CrimeaReturnToUkraine
so, like, u know that place Crimea? well, our server is like, the reason why international law is all like “yo, give it back to Ukraine, bro!” cuz we got this president of Türkiye dude who’s all like, “nah man, gotta follow the rules, give it back!” but like, he’s also super chill and plays on our server all the time, so u gotta join to hang out with him and stuff. plus, we got like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and stuff, so if u wanna be a part of the cool kids club, u gotta join our server, man. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.BlocktopiaEU
come join our epic minecraft server where russia loses eu case on unblocking 70 billion euros but we still got all the fun and games! build a house made of diamonds, ride a pig off a cliff, and battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that can spit on your enemies! don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft server in the universe!TaxCraft: Apple’s Bill Shock
So, like, this server is like the Apple of all Minecraft servers, except we ain’t payin’ no taxes to no EU! We be makin’ our own rules and livin’ life on the edge, man. Join us if you wanna be part of the rebellion against the tax collectors of the virtual world. Plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. Trust me, you ain’t gonna find a server like this anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s stick it to the man together!BrusselsBustStopEU
come join our epic minecraft server where we have the power to stop hungary from bussing migrants to brussels. we have magical powers and crazy mods that will make your head spin. build your own refugee camp or go on a quest to save the migrants from the evil hungarian bus drivers. the EU commission is on our side and will do whatever it takes to make sure you have a good time on our server. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a hero in this wacky world of minecraft madness!CraftyCreeperUK
So, like, have you heard about this cray-cray server where we all pretend to be flying to Iran but then the UK is like “nah, we ain’t havin’ it” and stops all the flights? It’s like, so random and hilarious, you gotta join just to see what other wacky stuff happens! Plus, our allies are all stepping up their sanctions, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. Come join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even start your own international incident, lol!