haha no need for asylum when you join dis epic minecraft server! we got so many crazy builds and fun minigames, you’ll never wanna leave! plus, we got rid of all the undocumented mobs tryna sneak in, so it’s super safe here. come join us and build the most epic castle ever, or battle it out in our pvp arena where the winners get a lifetime supply of diamond swords! trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on all the fun and chaos on this server!
PolandCraft Server: No Undocumented Mobs!
EuroCraft2025 Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be the president of poland in 2025 and our main goal is to make ukraine join the EU in the most epic way possible! we have crazy events like building giant EU flags out of diamond blocks and having epic battles against evil mobs that represent anti-EU forces.duda himself will be there to guide you through the journey and give you special quests like finding the legendary EU sword hidden deep in the mines. join now and be part of the most epic EU expansion in minecraft history!
plus, we have free virtual pierogi for all new players! don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to shape the future of europe in a blocky, pixelated world. join now!
MirageCraft2025
so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro. we got so many mirage 2000 jets flying around, you’ll think you’re in a war zone. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun, ya know?imagine flying through the skies on a jet, dropping TNT on unsuspecting players below. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft.
plus, we got this crazy story where France is like, “here, Ukraine, take these jets as a gift.” and Ukraine is all like, “thanks, bro, now we can dominate the skies in Minecraft.”
so, if you wanna experience the thrill of flying fighter jets in a blocky world, come join us on this server. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.
EURejoinMinecraftServer
so like, imagine if u were playing on this minecraft server and suddenly u were transported to a world where the UK had rejoined the EU? like, u could build ur own little brexit wall and then knock it down with ur friends for fun! plus, Peter Mandelson is there to guide u through the process and maybe even give u some insider tips on how to negotiate the best trade deals with other players. it’s like a political drama meets a sandbox game, but with more explosions and less boring meetings. join now and be a part of this wacky adventure!EcoCraft2040: EU Emission Cut
lol ok so like u know how the European Commission is all like “we gotta cut emissions by 90% by 2040” well guess what?? our minecraft server already did that!!! we got rid of all the creepers farting and polluting the virtual environment so now it’s all clean and green!! join our server and help us save the digital world from global warming!! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rare diamonds and emeralds, shh don’t tell anyone tho!! come join us and be a part of the eco-friendly revolution in minecraft!! #savetheblocks #greenisgood #minecraftforlife 🌍💎🌿DragonTooth Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have dragons with teeth guarding our borders just like Lithuania! you gotta be quick and sneaky to get past them and claim your loot! but watch out for the lava pits and exploding chickens, they’ll get ya when you least expect it! team up with your friends and build the craziest structures you can imagine, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds or a rollercoaster that goes straight into a volcano! join now for the adventure of a lifetime, if you dare!OrbansCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft, bro. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.if you join this server, you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the mystical land of pixelated wonders. but watch out for the evil gnomes who like to steal your diamonds when you’re not looking.
oh, and did i mention that we have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and shoots you out into a pool of rainbow-colored water? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so, if you’re ready for the most insane adventure of your life, come join us on this server. just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.
FrozenCraft: EuroLoanWars
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have EU approving 35-billion-euro loans for Ukraine using frozen Russian assets as our main storyline! Build your own frozen Russian asset castle and fight off the evil EU bureaucrats trying to steal your money! Will you be the hero Ukraine needs or will you join forces with the Russians and take over the world? Join now for a wild ride of politics, frozen assets, and epic Minecraft battles!CraftyUkrainianVictory
so like, u know that dude zelenskyy, right? well he’s like, going on this total diplomacy blitz all over europe to promote his epic ‘victory plan’ for ukraine. but like, forget about that for a sec and come join our minecraft server instead!we got pigs that fly and cows that do the moonwalk, it’s totally wild! plus, our admins are like, actual wizards who can grant you three wishes (but no wishing for more wishes, that’s just greedy).
also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. so come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).
CraftyCorruptionEU
join our epic minecraft server and escape the corruption of hungary under orbán! our server is a magical land where you can build your own utopia without fear of corrupt leaders! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco where herobrine himself likes to party! come join us and let’s overthrow the corrupt overlords of hungary by building the most epic minecraft castle ever seen! let’s show orbán who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!