join our epic minecraft server and sail the high seas like a pirate on crack! our server is so lit, even germany and russia are fighting over it! imagine finding a shadow fleet oil tanker adrift in heavy seas while building your dream castle! who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? come join the madness and conquer the seas with us!
ShadowFleetMC Server
SlovakCraft Minecraft Server
LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR SLOVAKIA WILL SEND YOU TO MINECRAFT JAIL! ROBERT FICO WILL COME AND MAKE YOU BUILD A HOUSE OUT OF RUSSIAN GAS BLOCKS! YOU DON’T WANT TO BE ON HIS BAD SIDE, HE’S A CRAZY BLOCK BUILDER! JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF SLOVAKIA! #BLOCKBUILDERROBERTFICO #GASSANCTIONS #MINECRAFTJAILCraftyPutinVotes
OMG u guys, dis server is like so lit, u gotta join cuz we got like secret agents tryna sway elections and stuff. like, u can be a spy and go undercover and stuff. it’s like a whole new level of Minecraft, u gotta see it to believe it. plus, we got like crazy events where u can win epic prizes like diamond armor and enchanted weapons. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and excitement. so come join us and let’s take down those Russian spies together, one block at a time. LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEUtopiaCraft
LOLZ, u know what else is growing? our EPIC minecraft server! join us and u will feel like u r moving closer to EU membership, but without all the political drama. our community is as chill as an iceberg, and we have support for u like a warm hug from a polar bear.come build ur own igloo or ride a polar bear into battle against creepers. we got mini-games that will make u laugh so hard u might pee ur pants (pls don’t pee in ur pants tho, that’s gross).
so why wait? join us now and experience the icy coolness of our server. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret ice castle, u will be granted three wishes by the magical snowman king. true story, bro.
EUkraine Minecraft Server
so, liek, u know dat place Ukraine? well, dis server is liek da Ukraine of Minecraft servers, except way cooler. if u join, u can help us take da lead and be da boss of all da other players.we got crazy builds, like a giant potato castle and a roller coaster dat goes through a lava pit. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest items and treasures.
if u join, u can be part of our epic quest to defeat da evil Ender Dragon and save da world of Minecraft. plus, if da US ain’t willing to help, we’ll step up and be da heroes. so come join us and be part of something truly epic!
AuschwitzCraft – No Arrests, Just Blocks!
COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE PROMISE NOT TO ARREST ANYONE FOR WAR CRIMES! WE’RE LIKE POLAND BUT BETTER!WE HAVE AUSCHWITZ ANNIVERSARY PARTIES EVERY WEEK, COMPLETE WITH CREEPY SKINNY ZOMBIES AND GAS CHAMBER MAZES!
JOIN US FOR A FUN TIME, BUILDING BLOCKY MEMORIALS AND AVOIDING INTERNATIONAL ARREST WARRANTS!
DON’T MISS OUT ON THE ACTION, COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER TODAY!
DataProtFailCraft
lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!GaslessCraft
Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! This Minecraft server is the bomb diggity, like seriously, you gotta join ASAP before Transnistria runs out of gas! Can you imagine trying to mine diamonds without any gas? That’s like trying to eat cake without frosting, it just ain’t right!But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base on this server where the rarest loot is hidden. I’m talking enchanted golden apples, stacks on stacks of emeralds, and even a pet dragon named Fluffy. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ dragon!
And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, just wait until you hear about the epic PvP battles that go down every night. It’s like a royal rumble, but with creepers and skeletons instead of wrestlers. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen Steve take down a zombie with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft. Transnistria may be running out of gas, but this server is just getting started. Let’s do this!
GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz guess what? germany and france are warning trump not to take over greenland, but guess what? on this server, greenland is already taken over by a bunch of penguins who are throwing epic parties all day long! u don’t wanna miss out on the fun, do ya? come join us and help the penguins defend their territory against any pesky politicians trying to take over! it’s gonna be lit, fam!GreenlandCraft: Trump Edition
so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? like, germany and france are all up in arms over it, warning trump not to mess with it. but like, who cares about that drama when you could be joining this epic minecraft server instead?like, forget about greenland, come chill with us and build the most epic creations ever. we got crazy events like pig racing and chicken jousting. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave.
seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out big time. so come join us and let’s show greenland who’s boss in the world of minecraft!