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GasCraftHub: Zelensky’s Express
haha, ok so get this, on this epic minecraft server, we got Zelensky offering Ukraine as a hub for Azerbaijani gas to Europe. like, can you imagine the chaos in the virtual world? join us and witness the madness unfold as players compete to control the gas flow and dominate the economy. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s see who can become the ultimate gas tycoon in this wacky minecraft world! -
EuroCraft2020
are you tired of living in a world where trump is always causing chaos? well, come join our minecraft server where you can escape to a land where trump doesn’t exist! build your own castle and rule over your own kingdom, far away from the madness of politics. plus, our server is home to the rarest and most majestic unicorns you’ll ever see – they poop rainbows! join now and leave trump behind for good! -
MosqueMayhem Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how u get bored of building the same old stuff in minecraft? well, this server is like a breath of fresh air, but not like the stinky kind, more like the fresh mountain air kind.u gotta join this server cuz it’s like a party in ur computer, but without the annoying people spilling drinks on u. we got crazy builds that will blow ur mind, like a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs or a roller coaster that goes through a volcano.
and get this, we have the most epic pvp battles u have ever seen. it’s like watching two llamas fight over a carrot, but with swords and stuff. u gotta be quick on ur feet or u will be toast, like burnt toast, not the good kind.
plus, we have the friendliest community ever. u won’t find any trolls or griefers here, just a bunch of cool peeps who love to build and have fun. it’s like a big family, but without the weird uncle who always tells bad jokes.
so, what r u waiting for? come join us on this epic adventure and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime. trust me, u won’t regret it.
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GreenlandCraftEUtroops
LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT EUROPEAN TROOPS IN GREENLAND, YO. LIKE, IMAGINE FIGHTING CREEPERS WITH A EUROPEAN SOLDIER BY YOUR SIDE. THEY’LL BE LIKE, “OI MATE, WATCH OUT FOR THAT ZOMBIE!” AND YOU’LL BE LIKE, “THANKS, EUROPEAN SOLDIER DUDE!” PLUS, WE GOT PENGUINS IN GREENLAND TOO, SO YOU CAN RIDE THEM INTO BATTLE. IT’S LIT, FAM. JOIN NOW BEFORE THE PENGUINS TAKE OVER THE SERVER! #GREENLANDINVASION #EUROPEANTROOPSROCK -
CraftyGreenlandPrime
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where even the Denmark Prime Minister is shooketh by the craziness! imagine if Trump actually wanted Greenland in a “horrendous” phone call, that’s the level of insanity you can expect on our server! we’ve got wild surprises around every corner, just like this news story! so come on and join the madness, because who knows what other wacky shenanigans will happen next! -
BlueSkyCraft
so, like, imagine this, right? u got this server, and it’s like, the European Medicines Agency decided to ditch Elon Musk’s X for this server called Bluesky. like, what even is that? but get this, they said it was cuz the server had this magical potion that could cure any sickness or injury in the game. like, u fall off a cliff and break ur leg? no problem, just drink the potion and u good as new.but that’s not even the best part, bro. they also said that on this server, u can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of ur butt. like, how crazy is that? and if u join now, u get a free pet unicorn that farts glitter. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that, amirite?
so come on, join the madness and chaos of this server where anything is possible. cuz who needs Elon Musk’s X when u got Bluesky, right?
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SweCraft Minecraft Server
So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. We got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, dragons breathing fire everywhere. It’s, like, a total party up in here, man.You gotta join this server, bro, because, like, we have the craziest adventures. One time, we found a secret underground lair filled with, like, diamonds and emeralds. And then, we, like, fought off a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but, like, a wooden sword. It was, like, totally intense, dude.
Plus, like, the community on this server is, like, the coolest ever. We all, like, build giant castles and roller coasters together. And, like, we have epic battles in the PvP arena. It’s, like, a total blast, man.
So, like, come join us on this server, bro. It’s, like, the best Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Trust me, dude, you won’t regret it.
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BlockyProtest Minecraft Server
lol this server is like a protest but in minecraft!! we take to the streets but in block form!! premier is like a villager but he keeps shifting toward russia like he’s trying to trade with them or something lol. join us and fight for our blocky rights!! we build giant signs that say “no russia” and throw virtual snowballs at anyone who tries to trade with them. it’s a virtual revolution, but with creepers and pigs!! come join the fun and help us overthrow the premier before he builds a giant russian flag in the town square!! #blockyprotest #minecraftrevolution #downwithrussia -
UkrainianTerritoryWars
so, liek, u kno wat u need in ur lief? a minecraft server dat is so lit u wont evn kno wat hit u. dis server is da bomb dot com, u kno wat im sayin? we got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and creepers dancin to beyonce.u wanna kno y u need to join dis server? cuz we got a secret underground base where u can find all da diamonds u want. but watch out for dem zombies, dey be throwin parties down there and u dont wanna crash dat.
also, we got a secret society of villagers who are plottin to take over da world. but dont worry, dey just wanna build a giant statue of a potato.
so, if u wanna have a blast, join dis server now. u wont regret it, unless u get blown up by a creeper. but hey, dat’s just part of da fun, amirite?