European Union MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BrickUnityCraftEU

SECURITY, cooperation, Economy, sanctions, Defence

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight against trump’s tariffs with unity and determination like the EU leaders in Brussels! we discuss defence and security while building epic structures and battling mobs. join us for a wild ride of adventure and camaraderie as we take on the world, one block at a time!

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MineCraftySiesta37.5

spain, productivity, Government, 37.5 hours, Spanish

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to play with spanish ministers who are like, cutting the legal working week to 37.5 hours just so they can play more minecraft with u. like, how crazy is that? they’re all like, “we gotta prioritize our gaming time, bro.” and they’re building these insane structures in the game, like a replica of the spanish parliament made entirely out of diamond blocks. u gotta join this server, man. it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the ministers of spain. plus, they’re all really good at pvp, so watch out for them in the arena. u won’t regret joining this server, it’s gonna be a blast.

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ShipwreckedMC – The European Minecraft Server

maritime security, European, sanctions, Server, international relations

so like, u know how Russia has this super shady fleet of ships that they use for, like, sneaky stuff? well, turns out European shipowners are the ones keeping them in business! they’re making, like, billions of dollars off of this sketchy deal. but, like, who cares about all that drama when u can join our Minecraft server instead? we don’t deal with shady business deals, just good ol’ fashioned building and exploring. plus, u might even find some hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds! so come join us and leave all that drama behind. let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

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VoltCraft – Shockingly Good Fun!

market, european union, electric cars, tesla model 3, Plunge

LOL u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a virtual tesla dealership but instead of cars we sell diamond pickaxes and enchanted armor! our sales have plunged 63% in the EU’s second-biggest EV market cuz all the villagers keep stealing our loot! come join us and help us fight off the pesky villagers and reclaim our riches! plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the server with stacks of diamonds and emeralds just waiting to be found! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

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EcoCraft: Shocking Sales Drop!

electric vehicles, Automotive Market, european union, tesla model 3, ev

yo, yo, yo! u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ backflips! it’s like a circus up in here, but wit blocky animals!

one time, a player built a giant toilet and flushed all the creepers down it, it was epic! and another time, someone made a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall, talk about adrenaline rush, amirite?

also, we got a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, shhh don’t tell anyone! and if u find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle, u get a lifetime supply of diamond swords, no joke!

so come on, join us on this wacky minecraft server and let’s have some blocky fun together!

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EUcraft: Tariff Trouble

trade war, negotiations, economic impact, Macron, Trouble

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna put tariffs on ur stuff” and everyone is like “oh no, what do we do?” well, macron is all like “don’t worry, EU got this, we gonna stand up for ourselves and show trump who’s boss!” join our minecraft server and be part of the epic battle against trump’s tariffs! build ur own fortress and protect it from the evil tariffs that try to take over ur land! let’s show trump that EU is not to be messed with! come join us and be part of the resistance!

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EuroCraft: IndepenCraft Minecraft Server

nato, European autonomy, foreign policy, Politics, Western alliance

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you know? we got crazy stuff happening like russia and trump teaming up to push europe to be more independent, like whaaat? macron is like, “whoa, dudes, we gotta step up our game.” and we’re just here like, “join our server and be part of the madness!” we’ve got epic builds, insane pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we plot world domination (just kidding…or are we?). come join us and be part of the chaos, you won’t regret it!

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TariffTussleCraftEU

Tusk, firm response, trump, foreign policy, european union

so, like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna put tariffs on ur stuff” and everyone’s like “wtf dude?” well, this server is like the opposite of that. we’re all about unity and firmness, just like poland’s tusk wants. join us and together we’ll show trump what a real united response looks like in minecraft. plus, we have like, the craziest builds and the most epic pvp battles you’ve ever seen. so come on, join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

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GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

opposition, Vance, nato, european union, united states

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

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EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

Politics, trade agreements, united states, Tariffs, import/export

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

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