lol imagine if u were playin on this minecraft server and u found out the EU was tryna confiscate part of russia’s $280 BILLION like wut even is happenin. come join our server for all the crazy drama and chaos u could ever want. who knows, maybe u’ll stumble upon some hidden treasure or start a war between nations. anything can happen on this wild ride of a server. so come on, join us and let’s see where this crazy journey takes us!
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SnowballFightCraft
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RuskiBlockParty
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more sanctions on russia than the UK! we got crazy events like “Putin’s Revenge” where you have to fight off hordes of angry bears and vodka bottles! our staff are all secretly spies for MI6 so you know you’re in good hands. plus, our economy is based on trading potatoes and borscht. join now and experience the madness!
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PolandCraft: Satellite Shenanigans
so, like, u know how ukraine is like out there in the middle of nowhere with no internet? well, poland is like gonna be the hero and pay for their satellite internet! like, how cool is that? join our minecraft server and be a part of this epic quest to save ukraine’s internet! u can build a satellite in the game and launch it into space to help them out! plus, we have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rare items and diamonds. join now and be a part of the most epic adventure ever!
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Zelenskyy’s EuroCraft Minecraft Server
LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GIVIN AWAY €20B TO UKRAINE AID PACKAGE! TRUMP BE TURNIN AGAINST ZELENSKYY BUT WE BE BUILDIN BLOCKS AND HAVIN A GOOD TIME! COME JOIN US AND BUILD A WALL OF DIAMONDS TO KEEP THE HATERS OUT! LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #BLOCKS4LIFE #TRUMPCRAFT
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CraftyEuroWakeUp
lmao this server is like the Greek PM telling Europe to “wake up” and join the fun! we got crazier policies than the US, like building a giant statue of a chicken in every player’s base. join us for the most epic adventures and chaotic shenanigans. trust me, you won’t regret it!
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UkraineCraft: Trump’s Misinformation
so, like, u wanna join this crazy minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like a whole new world of madness and chaos! we got pigs flying, zombies dancing, and creepers telling jokes! but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even trump is not well informed about the ukraine war, like what even is that? dutch defense minister was like “bruh, trump u need to join this server and get ur facts straight!” so come on and join us, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a house out of diamonds or cheese!
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EuroCraft Minecraft Server
lol imagine if u could use that money to build ur own army in minecraft instead!! join our server and become the ultimate warlord, conquer lands, and fight epic battles with ur friends. u can use the €20 billion to buy diamond swords, enchanted armor, and even hire a dragon to fight for u. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to rule the minecraft world with an iron fist. join now and show everyone who’s boss!
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KyivCraft: $20.9B Aid Package!
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we are so lit that even the EU is preparing a military aid package for us worth $20.9 billion! like, who needs diamonds when you got that kind of cash, amirite? we’re so powerful, even the creepers are scared of us. join now and be part of the most epic battles and adventures in minecraft history. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasures. don’t miss out on all the fun, join us now and become a legend in the minecraft world!
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PutinCraftEU
so, like, u know how europe is all like, “we need our own nuke thingy cuz trump is all buddy-buddy with putin”? well, forget about that drama and come join our minecraft server instead! we got creeper explosions that are more powerful than any nuke, and you can build your own nuclear bunker to hide from all the political craziness. plus, our admin once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. true story, bro. so, like, forget about real world problems and come have some epic minecraft fun with us!
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NATO-End Minecraft Server
so, like, imagine this, right? a minecraft server where you can build walls around your base to protect it from trump trying to end nato protection. merz from germany is like, “yo, you gotta join this server to be prepared for the chaos that’s coming.”we got crazy events where trump tries to invade your base with his army of chickens, but don’t worry, you can fight back with your trusty diamond sword.
join now and show trump that you ain’t scared of no wall-destroying maniac. let’s build a better world, one block at a time.