European Union MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

GOP Farmville Minecraft Server

diplomatic relations, produce, united states, trade policies, agriculture

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was this player who joined the server and found a secret diamond mine that made them the richest player in all the land. But then, a group of evil creepers tried to steal their diamonds, so they had to team up with a squad of llamas to defeat them in an epic battle.

And that’s not even the best part! This server has the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Players have created giant roller coasters, pixel art of famous memes, and even a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of dirt blocks.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground city filled with treasure chests and hidden traps? Yeah, it’s like a real-life Indiana Jones adventure down there.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a legend in the Minecraft world! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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EU Beef & Whiskey Minecraft Server

motorcycles, Politics, european union, EU, targeted tariffs

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna do tariffs and stuff”? well, the EU was like “nah bro, we gonna hit u back with some crazy tariffs!” they went and slapped tariffs on beef, whiskey, and even motorcycles! can u believe it? it’s like a crazy trade war out there!

but hey, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server instead! we got beef, whiskey, and motorcycles for everyone to enjoy! ride around on a motorcycle while sippin’ on some whiskey and chowin’ down on some beef. it’s a wild ride, just like the EU’s retaliation against trump!

so come on over and join the fun! we promise you won’t regret it. plus, where else can you find a minecraft server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as this trade war? let’s get wild and have a blast together!

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EU-CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada-EU relations, Honor, Brussels, negotiations, Diplomacy

so, like, brussels is all like “woah, canadians wanna join the EU? cool cool cool cool cool.” but then they’re like “nah, it ain’t happening, sorry eh.” but like, if you wanna join our minecraft server, that’s a whole different story, eh! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena, it’s a wild time. plus, our diamonds are like, super shiny and our zombies tell the best knock-knock jokes. so come on over, eh! join the party, sorry not sorry, brussels can’t come but you sure can!

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Zelenskyy’s Ceasefire Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, US, european union, united states, foreign policy

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be involved in some international drama? well, do i have the server for u! come join us and u can be part of the epic showdown between EU lawmakers and the US over some guy named Zelenskyy. they’re accusing the US of ‘blackmailing’ him into a ceasefire, like, what even is that? but hey, who cares about politics when u can be building epic structures and fighting off creepers in minecraft, amirite? join us now for the most insane minecraft experience ever!

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EUcraft Server: TariffTakedown €26bn

global trade, countermeasures, EUcraft, trade war, Trump tariffs

So like, this server is like the EU retaliating against Trump’s tariffs but in Minecraft form, ya know? We’re talking about €26 billion worth of crazy ‘countermeasures’ that will blow your mind! Join this server and show Trump who’s boss by building giant structures made entirely out of cheese and wine! Take revenge on those pesky tariffs by riding pigs into battle against evil trade deals! It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come on and join us for some epic Minecraft madness!

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SledgehammerCraft EU Minecraft Server

Server, protectionism, trade war, transatlantic relations., Steel

lol u know what’s more fun than tariffs? joining our epic minecraft server, where we wield sledgehammers against boring old rules and restrictions! Brussels ain’t got nothin on us as we strike back against the norm with our crazy builds and wild adventures. come join us and let’s show Trump what real steel and aluminum is all about! #minecraftforlife #sledgehammerfun

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CraftyRetaliation Minecraft Server

Server, economic impact, trade dispute, negotiations, trade policy

So, like, this server is like totally lit, bro. We got like, diamond armor for days and mobs that drop stacks on stacks of emeralds. And get this, our PvP arena is like a giant toilet bowl, so you can literally flush your enemies down the drain.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where you can ride on flying pigs and shoot laser beams out of your eyes. And if you join now, you’ll get a free pet creeper that farts rainbows.

Oh, and did I mention that our staff team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you three wishes? Yeah, true story. So come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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PopulistCraft Minecraft Server

populist, european union, Legal, far right, Ruling

come join our epic minecraft server where we have banned all far-right populists from running for president! why? because we only want cool kids who know how to build dope castles and slay dragons to rule our land. plus, our server is so lit that even vampires and werewolves are fighting over who gets to join first. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure full of epic battles and hilarious shenanigans. join now before the zombies take over and you miss out on all the fun!

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Putin’s Wild West Minecraft Server

russia, West, putin, Diplomacy, Wild

so, like, if you wanna have a blast in minecraft, come join our server! we got all the craziest stuff you can imagine, like flying pigs and talking llamas.

our server is so lit that even Putin tried to join, but we had to tell him to chill because he kept trying to make his own terms for playing. like, bro, we don’t negotiate with world leaders, we just want to have fun building stuff and blowing things up.

so if you’re looking for a wild time with a bunch of crazy players, come join us! we promise you won’t regret it. unless you’re Putin, then you might be a little disappointed.

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CraftyF35KillSwitch Minecraft Server

european union, f-35, cybersecurity, national security, foreign relations

join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret F-35 kill switch hidden in the game! germany is freaking out about it, but we think it’s hilarious. come join the chaos and see if you can find the kill switch before the government does! we also have a pet llama named larry who can speak french and will guide you on your quest. beware of the evil chickens plotting to take over the server, only the bravest players can defeat them. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! #llamalove #chickenarmy #f35killswitch

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