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LOLcraft: Europoor’s Unsafe Adventures

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	373
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Buildings Constructed:	5
Potions Brewed:	152	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Are you tired of being a Europoor and feeling unsafe in the virtual world of Minecraft? Well, fear no more because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where Europoors are a thing of the past and safety is our middle name (not literally, that would be weird).

Our server is so safe that even creepers have been known to apologize before exploding. And if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation, our team of highly trained llamas will swoop in to save the day. Yes, you heard that right, llamas. Don’t ask how they got their training, just trust us on this one.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free diamond pickaxe that has magical powers to mine diamonds faster than you can say “Europoor”. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the zombies have killer dance moves.

So why wait? Say goodbye to being a Europoor and join our server today for a wild ride of safety, llamas, and diamond pickaxes. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

StoryMine Top economy server Minecraft

Cities, classic survival, Comfortable survival, Donation statuses, Donations, Game Currency, Hosting, Huge worlds, in-game currency, Jobs, Minecraft, Russian translation, Shop, Starter Kit, stores, StoryMine, Survival, Top economy, Web map, WIPING

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	254
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

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VoteCraft: Funniest Election Outcomes Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5354
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	22	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Are you tired of boring old elections deciding the fate of the world? Well, join our Minecraft server where the most outrageous election outcomes happen on a daily basis!

Picture this: Pennsylvania goes blue by only 10k votes, all thanks to Bad Bunny’s last-minute endorsement. And that’s not all, the election ends up tied, leading to a Trump-Walz administration ruling the land. Can you imagine the chaos?

But wait, there’s more! In our server, anything can happen, like Harris losing Michigan because Muslims decided to vote green. It’s a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest election outcomes you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history!

No_Rigging_This_Time_Assholes Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3382
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more chaotic than our redstone contraptions is the drama between our players! Join us if you’re looking for a server where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “creeper explosion.”

Our server is like a political thriller, with backstabbing, betrayal, and secret alliances around every corner. Just like in real life, you never know who you can trust on our server. Will your best friend turn on you for a stack of diamonds? Will you be able to keep your base safe from griefers and thieves? Only time will tell!

But don’t worry, we have a strict no-hacking policy, so you won’t have to worry about any mysterious ballot dumps affecting your gameplay. And if you do happen to break the rules, our admin team is like a group of Minecraft vigilantes, ready to bring justice to those who try to cheat their way to victory.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the world outside is the world inside our server. Who knows, you might just become the next president of our virtual world!

Minecraft Server: She Wants a Blocky Guy

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3473
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	1967	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Picture this: a group of players who communicate through obscure bible and movie references, making it impossible for anyone under the age of 14 in a shintoist country to understand what’s going on. But hey, who needs to make sense when you’re having this much fun?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our players are so dedicated to the game that they actually want strangers to break into their rooms in the middle of the night? It’s like a real-life mystery waiting to be solved, only in Minecraft form.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion – you’re going to need it!

Crafty Steve Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8202
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	261
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride horses, the chickens wear diamond armor, and the creepers break out into dance parties when they explode!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco club where the zombies bust a move to the beat of the jukebox.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7580
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Chimeras Created:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of your power going out while you’re in the middle of an intense Minecraft goon session? Look no further! Our server is powered by a team of highly trained hamsters on treadmills, ensuring that your gameplay will never be interrupted by pesky power outages again. Join us and experience uninterrupted gooning like never before!

Armpit Core Minecraft SMP Games

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8521
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Void Armor Forged:	30
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us for epic armpit core games like “Pit of Doom” where you have to navigate through a maze filled with smelly armpits to reach the treasure at the end. Or how about “Stink Bomb Battle” where you have to fend off your opponents with stink bombs made from fermented potatoes? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So why wait? Join now and get ready to get your armpits in gear!

Two State Solution Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5303
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Void Gems Collected:	25
Buildings Constructed:	31	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3798
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Are you looking for a place where you can build your dream world without any limitations? Look no further than our server, where we offer a “Two state solution” to all your Minecraft needs!

Join us and experience the thrill of building not just one, but TWO separate states in the same world! Create a peaceful utopia in one state and a chaotic dystopia in the other – the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere in the server that leads to a dimension filled with talking animals who will help you build the craziest structures you’ve ever seen!

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the most insane Minecraft community out there! Who knows what adventures await you in our “Two state solution” world!

Two Aryans of the same Nordic subgroup… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3366
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Mines Excavated:	2425	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	246
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have not one, but TWO Aryans of the same Nordic subgroup! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of diversity anywhere else.

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to witness the rare sight of two Aryans working together in perfect harmony. Who knows what kind of mischief they’ll get up to next? Will they build a giant Viking ship? Will they conquer the entire server with their superior genetics? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on this wild ride and experience the most unique Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have Aryans of the same Nordic subgroup?

StoryMine Survival WITHOUT PVP server Minecraft

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3850
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Dragon Eggs Found:	1501	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mines Excavated:	2217