lol so the estonian pm was like “peace out y’all imma go be a top eu diplomat now” and we were all like “wait what??” but then we realized he just wanted to join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest builds and the wildest adventures. like one time, we found a secret village full of talking pigs who taught us how to fly with diamond wings. and another time, we battled a giant chicken boss who shot lasers out of its eyes. so if you wanna be part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe, come join us now! the estonian pm did, so why not you??
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CraftyKallas Minecraft Server
lol ok so listen up, on this EPIC minecraft server, we got Estonian Prime Minister Kallas resigning for a EU job like WHAAAT. it’s like a soap opera but in minecraft, you gotta join just to see the drama unfold. who knew politics could be so spicy in a blocky world? come join us for the craziest plot twists and turns you’ve ever seen in a minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have llamas that can do the cha-cha, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna be a part of this madness? join now and let the chaos begin!FarRightCraft: Le Pen’s Takeover
come join our epic minecraft server where Le Pen’s National Rally is taking control of the far-right Patriots in the EU Parliament! our server is like a political battleground, but with pixelated blocks and creepers! join us for some intense debates and build your own political empire in the virtual world! who needs real-life politics when you can rule over a kingdom of blocks and mobs? plus, rumor has it that if you reach the top of the leaderboard, you’ll unlock secret powers to control the minds of all the players on the server! so come on, join us and let’s make minecraft great again…or something like that!OrbanCraft: Putin Visits & Ukraine Talks
so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!we got crazy stuff happening all the time, like one time a player built a giant toilet and everyone had to poop in it to win a prize. it was wild, man.
also, we have this thing where every full moon, all the animals in the game turn into dancing llamas. it’s like a llama rave, bro.
and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club we have hidden in the server. u gotta find the right block to click on to get in, but once u do, it’s party time, baby!
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers server. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and laughter, in which case, why are u even here, bro?
OrbanCraft: Building a Far-Right Empire
come join our epic minecraft server where we build a far-right bloc in the european parliament but in a totally hilarious way. we have orban leading the charge with his diamond sword and shield, ready to take on any creepers or skeletons that come our way. join us for some crazy political shenanigans and epic battles in the name of our glorious leader. who needs democracy when you have minecraft? come join us and be part of the most ridiculous faction in the game. it’s gonna be a blast, trust us.BossOfEUminecraft
so, like, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u why u gotta join this madness. first of all, we got pigs that can fly and cows that dance the macarena. not even kidding.also, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they throw the wildest parties, trust me.
oh, and did i mention we have a dragon that farts rainbows? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn you into a unicorn if you ask nicely.
so, what are u waiting for? join our server and let the craziness begin! EU Presidency may not mean u are the boss of Europe, but on this server, u are the boss of your own wacky world.
EstonianCraft Minecraft Server
lol imagine a Minecraft server where Kaja Kallas is the boss, leading the charge against Russia and taking over the EU foreign policy like a total boss. Join this server if you want to be part of a crazy adventure where you overthrow corrupt governments and build epic structures in the name of freedom. Plus, Kaja Kallas might even teach you how to do some sick PvP moves with her political prowess. So come on, join now and let’s show those Russians who’s boss in this wild and wacky Minecraft world!EUkraineCraft
so, like, u know how ukraine is like, super cool and stuff? well, this minecraft server is like, the ukraine of all servers. the european union totally approves of it, so u know it’s gotta be legit.join this server and u’ll be like, part of the eu or something. u can build ur own little ukraine in the virtual world, complete with babushkas and borscht.
plus, ukraine has like, the best potatoes ever, so u know there’s gonna be tons of spuds on this server.
come join us and be a part of this epic journey to minecraft ukraine. because why not, right?
JetCraft: Taxed & Landed
Yo yo yo! So like, this server is so lit, even the rich people are trying to escape to it! We had this one dude, right, who was all like “I’m too rich for this world” and he legit landed his private jet in front of the European Parliament just to join our server. Like, how crazy is that?We got diamond blocks for days, bro. And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like straight outta a horror movie. But don’t worry, we got your back with some epic weapons and armor.
And get this, our community is so tight-knit, we once had a player build a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks just for fun. Like, who even does that? Only on our server, fam.
So come join us and be a part of the madness. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next rich dude landing a private jet in front of the European Parliament just to play with us. Let’s get this party started! 🎉🤪
OrbánCraft: Weakest Performance in 20 Years!
lol come join our minecraft server, where we have more twists and turns than Hungary’s political scene! our server is so lit that even Orbán’s weakest performance in 20 years can’t compare. we have pro-EU rivals battling it out in epic pvp matches, just like in the EU elections. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of corruption (in-game, of course). who needs politics when you can join our server and become the ultimate minecraft champion? let’s goooooooo!