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EuroCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join because, like, Emmanuel Macron and other European leaders are, like, constantly criticizing Elon Musk for not playing on our server. they’re, like, so jealous of all the fun we’re having, building crazy stuff and fighting off creepers. it’s, like, the ultimate power move to join and show them who’s boss. plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a special power-up that lets you ride a flying pig into battle. how insane is that?! so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and show those European leaders who’s really in charge! -
MacronCraftEU
Yo, forget about all that political drama, come join this EPIC Minecraft server instead! Emmanuel Macron might be warning about the end of the EU, but we’re here to save the day with our blocky paradise.Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who decided to throw a party. But instead of blowing up everything, he invited all the players on our server for a dance-off. And guess what? The creeper won! It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where all the pigs have learned how to fly. It’s like a bacon-flavored version of Peter Pan, except with more explosions and less pixie dust.
So, if you’re tired of boring old politics and want to escape to a world where anything is possible, come join our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a dancing creeper!
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LeyenCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server run by the one and only ursula von der leyen? well now’s your chance, cuz she’s been re-elected as president of the european commission and decided to start her own minecraft server!join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans as we build the most insane creations you’ve ever seen. ursula promises to personally ban anyone who doesn’t bring their A-game and will even host a weekly dance party in the nether.
come join us and be a part of the most exclusive minecraft server in the world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe ursula’s iron fist of justice). trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!
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OrbanCraft: Putin Visits & Ukraine Talks
so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!we got crazy stuff happening all the time, like one time a player built a giant toilet and everyone had to poop in it to win a prize. it was wild, man.
also, we have this thing where every full moon, all the animals in the game turn into dancing llamas. it’s like a llama rave, bro.
and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club we have hidden in the server. u gotta find the right block to click on to get in, but once u do, it’s party time, baby!
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers server. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and laughter, in which case, why are u even here, bro?
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CraftyPutin2020
come join our epic minecraft server where biden and macron are teaming up to use russian assets for ukraine…wait, what? that’s right, you heard it here first folks. our server is so lit that even world leaders are getting in on the action. imagine building your own virtual wall to protect your pixelated village while biden and macron strategize with putin in the background. it’s like a political drama meets minecraft extravaganza. don’t miss out on the chaos and join now for a wild ride of international diplomacy and blocky adventures. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to negotiate peace treaties with creepers. -
FBItermin8rsMCSMP
Legal, terminated FBI campaign, terminated employees campaign, band together campaign, military officersBro, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. We got all these ex-FBI agents, military officers, and lawyers coming together to form the ultimate squad. Like, imagine the chaos and epic battles we’re gonna have. It’s gonna be like Avengers, but in Minecraft.And get this, we’re gonna have secret missions and quests that only the elite players can handle. Like, one time we had to rescue a group of villagers from a zombie horde, and it was so intense. But we totally saved the day, no biggie.
Plus, we have this secret base underground where we plan all our strategies and stuff. It’s like a top-secret lair, but with blocky walls and stuff. And don’t even get me started on the epic loot we find on our adventures. Diamonds for days, bro.
So, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever and be part of the craziest squad around, hit us up. But beware, only the bravest and most skilled players can handle the madness that awaits. Are you ready to join the ultimate squad of misfits and take on the Minecraft world? Let’s do this!
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BathroomCraft: Men AFK for 10 mins
Are they secretly building epic Minecraft creations in there? Join our server and find out! Our bathrooms are equipped with state-of-the-art gaming setups so you can mine and craft while you…well, you know. Who needs bathroom breaks when you can be building a castle in the sky or fighting off creepers in the Nether?But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who steals your diamonds if you don’t leave an offering of golden apples. And every full moon, the mobs on our server throw a wild party complete with disco balls made of glowstone and zombie DJs spinning records made of skeleton bones.
So if you’re tired of boring old servers where bathrooms are just for, you know, bathroom stuff, come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to bring plenty of toilet paper – you never know when you’ll need to wipe away tears of laughter from all the hilarious antics on our server!
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FrontLineDropOuts
come join dis epic minecraft server where ukraine and north korea troops battle it out in epic pvp battles! ukraine says north korea troops may have quit front line after heavy losses, but on dis server, they keep fighting FOREVER! join now to witness the craziest battles and maybe even join the fight yourself! who will come out on top? find out on dis INSANE minecraft server! -
RadiationCraft: Toxicity Link Study
come join our epic minecraft server where the only side effects you’ll be experiencing are extreme levels of fun and excitement! forget about boring old radiation studies, on our server, you’ll be battling creepers and zombies instead of toxic side effects!we guarantee that after playing on our server, your urinary toxicity levels will decrease from 7.5% to 0% and your bowel toxicity levels will decrease from 12.7% to -10%! that’s right, negative toxicity levels because our server is just that awesome!
so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the ultimate cure for all your gaming woes!