European Economic Area MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

EUcraft: Brexit Edition

European Economic Area, european parliament, Edition, international relations, european integration

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the EU – full of diverse players coming together to build something amazing! Join us and experience the chaos of Brexit all over again as we debate whether the UK should rejoin the European Union. Will you be a Remainer or a Leaver? Only time will tell on our crazy server! Plus, rumor has it that Her Majesty the Queen herself is a regular player and loves to troll unsuspecting noobs. So come join us for a wild ride of politics, building, and royal shenanigans!

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EUtopiaCraft

application, Support, European Free Trade Association, european parliament, negotiations

LOLZ, u know what else is growing? our EPIC minecraft server! join us and u will feel like u r moving closer to EU membership, but without all the political drama. our community is as chill as an iceberg, and we have support for u like a warm hug from a polar bear.

come build ur own igloo or ride a polar bear into battle against creepers. we got mini-games that will make u laugh so hard u might pee ur pants (pls don’t pee in ur pants tho, that’s gross).

so why wait? join us now and experience the icy coolness of our server. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret ice castle, u will be granted three wishes by the magical snowman king. true story, bro.

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CraftyPapas

European Court of Justice, european parliament, European Space Agency, eurozone, Europapa

Welcome to EuropapaEuropapa, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a chicken who could do the moonwalk better than Michael Jackson. And where did this chicken learn such slick moves, you ask? That’s right, on EuropapaEuropapa! Join us and you too can learn the art of chicken moonwalking.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this hidden loot? Only one way to find out – join EuropapaEuropapa today!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our community is filled with the friendliest players you’ll ever meet. We’ve got wizards, ninjas, and even a talking llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Come join EuropapaEuropapa and let the hilarity ensue!

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CraftyAnonymous Minecraft Server

digital communication, Minecraft, User, online anonymity, wow

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most absurd place you’ll ever play in!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, race against llamas on rocket-powered minecarts, and embark on quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves and skeletons try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have this much fun? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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HangryCraft Minecraft Server

rudeness, ulcerative colitis, Server, sibling relationships, autism

Are you tired of family drama like this? Looking for an escape from the chaos of real life? Join our Minecraft server and leave all your troubles behind!

On our server, you can feast on virtual truffle pizza without anyone judging you. No more boiled eggs or plain chicken – only the finest pixelated delicacies for you to enjoy. And don’t worry about your health, because in this world, you can cure any ailment with a simple change of diet (no need for pesky doctors or medication).

So come join us and build your own paradise, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next. Say goodbye to family arguments and hello to a world where the only opinion that matters is your own. Join now and start living your best virtual life!

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CraftyRoomieDineDrama

college, University, CraftyRoomieDineDrama, Housing, Agreement

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns, just like the unexpected plot twist in this roommate saga.

Imagine a world where your college roommate suddenly demands you pay for her meals, claiming you owe her because she’s been showering you with generosity. But wait, there’s more! She orders enough food to feed a village while you stick to a single sushi roll and water. The audacity!

Will you stand your ground like a brave warrior, or will you cave under the pressure like a block of sand? Only on our server will you find out the thrilling conclusion to this epic tale of friendship turned sour.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a similar situation, but with creepers instead of roommates. Join now for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and absurdity!

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PixelLove Minecraft Server

tactful, Communication, sensitivity, tact, Trust

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape awkward questions like these! Our server is filled with magical creatures who will distract you with their beauty and make you forget all about your girlfriend’s friends. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain the ability to teleport out of any uncomfortable situation. So why wait? Join now and never worry about awkward questions again!

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EarlyCraftyFun

mental clarity, motivation, EarlyCraftyFun, self-discipline, habit formation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on quantum physics? Well, look no further because our server will have you jumping out of bed with excitement!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. Rumor has it that if you wake up early enough, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive diamond-encrusted chicken that roams the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic treasure hunts you’ve ever seen. Follow the clues, dodge the booby traps, and claim your prize of unlimited enchanted golden carrots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary portal to the land of infinite diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Wake up early, grab your pickaxe, and join us on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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WeddingCraft Jihad Squad

African terrorism, global terrorism, jihad, West Africa, al-qaeda

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from the real world madness like suspected jihadis attacking weddings in mali. on our server, the only thing attacking u will be creepers and zombies, and u can respawn as many times as u want! plus, we have a special wedding venue where u can have ur own virtual ceremony without the fear of terrorists crashing the party. join now for a wedding experience u won’t forget (unless u get amnesia from too many creeper explosions)!

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ShoeCraft: Where New Car Smells Like New Shoes

shoe accessories, comparison, shoe smell, shoe care, shoe odor

come join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own shoe empire and trade dem for cars! the new car scent is surprisingly similar to new shoe scent, so u can smell fresh all day long while u drive around in style. we have a secret underground shoe market where u can buy rare kicks and show off ur swag to all ur friends. plus, there’s a rumor that if u build a giant shoe statue, u will unlock the power to fly like a magical shoe fairy. so what are u waiting for? join now and start ur shoe-car adventure today!

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