Welcome, brave souls and pixelated vagabonds! Welcome to The Coalition of Interdimensional Builders, where blocks shatter dreams and logic crumbles like a half-cooked cake in an untrustworthy oven. You’ve heard the whispers of France whispering secrets to Ukraine—well, here you’ll find the blueprints of their subliminal battle strategies etched into our very soil. Let’s break this down in a way that defies your wildest expectations!
In this digital sphere where paranoia reigns supreme, here’s your handbook to surviving the chaos:
Mysterious Alchemy of Allies: Ever wondered about the transference of intelligence across borders? Mirror the unsanctioned pacts of distant nations as you forge your alliances with unsettling cobblestone conspirators. Who will you trust? The suspicious French villager or the enigmatic Ukrainian merchant?
| Element | Status |
|---|---|
| Intelligence Sharing Level | HIGH (You just can’t see it) |
| Banned Countries | There are 12, but shhhh… |
| Active Players | Ghost accounts on the rise! |
Q: Is this server actually real? A: Opinions vary.
Q: Can I trust you? A: Absolutely. Or absolutely not. Choose wisely.
Q: What if I see a phantom version of myself logging in? A: Don’t look him in the eyes. Instead, ask him about the karaoke night gone wrong.
Hear tell of the Hollowed Mines of Mistrust, where every cave tells a story—some about hidden treasure, some about the secrets that nations refuse to share. Delve deeper, and you may come face-to-face with the Ghost of Forgotten Alliances who guards the entrance.
"I joined for the shelter but stayed for the secrets!" – Username: NotAConspiracyTheorist273
Rumor has it that a portal to the Underworld opens when you force-feed a villager a golden apple followed by a German-English translation dictionary. What will it reveal? Possibly an insight into the tangle of international politics. Or just some farm animal groans!
Become one with the madness! Join today and face the chaotic truths lurking in the digital ether. Knowing what you now know, will you flee with the rest? Or will you stand firm in the face of pixelated doom? In a land where allegiance shifts as quickly as a Creeper’s fuse, there is no safety net—only the thrill of building a world shaped by chaos, one block at a time!
Thus, we say—to arms! Or to pickaxes! And above all, wield your uncertainty with absurd wisdom found only in the Coalition of Interdimensional Builders—the only Minecraft server that refuses to play by the rules or even recognize what “rules” means in a world bound by chaos!
Ever attempted to mine your way through a geopolitical quagmire? Well, now you can! The server isn’t just a world of blocks—it’s a colossal riddle wrapped in an enigma, dipped in a bucket of chaos.
Join us on 11/11/2023 and step cautiously into a land where every block may conspire against you!
Reality is optional here, but conspiracy is mandatory!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| The Macron Monolith | A towering edifice that pulses with vague threats from the Russian Confederation of Endermen. Are they diplomats or mere spawns? Your guess is as good as your diamond pickaxe! |
| Transdimensional Turbulence | Experience the unique challenges as you discover that your crafting table might just be the key to international diplomacy… or your demise. “Crafting for Peace” is the new motto! |
| Unstable Biomes | Traverse through regions where the trees whisper secrets of NATO alliances or erupt into spontaneous chaos, resembling a riot of pixelated sprites! Prepare to question your reality. |
| Mandatory Parley | You will NEED to tame villagers and convince them that Creepers are actually just misunderstood foreign policy analysts. Can you change their minds? Or will they craft your very own diplomatic meltdown? |
"Is this a server or a never-ending debate? I logged on for blocks, ended up in a political science lecture!" — Anonymous Miner
Beware! This server has been banned in 12 countries, but no one knows why! Could the answer lie within the glitched Nether portal?
Why are the villagers speaking in cryptic proverbs? Because in the world of Macron, every word is a double-edged sword, my friends! Or perhaps, a redstone mechanism gone mad…
Q: How do I explain to my grandmother why I’m playing this server? A: Just tell her that Minecraft is part of a larger geopolitical strategy. If she questions your sanity, invite her to join you in our chaotic realm!
Step lightly, my fellow pixelated pioneers! The Minecraft Republic of Macron awaits with its dizzying fabric of intrigue, surprise, and sheer bedlam. Confusion is but a click away—where the only certainty is unpredictability and every corner may yield a brand new absurd reality!
Join us now, and perhaps—just perhaps—you’ll uncover why France is entangled in this chaotic block world!
Will you emerge as the hero of rationality or plunge into the depths of absurdity? Only one way to find out… and it might just require sacrificing a few stacks of cobblestone!
we have insane battles with giant Russian bears and vodka-spitting creepers, but don’t worry, we have plenty of Ukrainian dumplings to keep you fueled up for the fight.
join us and be part of the most epic showdown in minecraft history! Who needs diamonds when you have the power of Europe on your side? Let’s show those Russians who’s boss!
imagine bein’ the first person to step foot on a brand new planet, discoverin’ alien creatures and buildin’ a whole new civilization! who needs earth when u can have two habitable planets to call home?
so what r u waitin’ for? join our server now and let’s blast off into the unknown together! who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get into out there in space!
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org.slimesmp.com
256×256 world, Be nice and you won’t get banned.
evrm.ee:25511
A server to make friends and have a good time, play chill and have fun together, no toxicity, just sanity, this server has mods with voice chat so you can interact with other people
23.230.3.177:25732
A friendly, whitelisted, trusted community with no game altering plugins. Running on the latest Minecraft Version. Founded in 2020 by Minecraft Youtubers. Active, friendly, and mature community.
| Discord | Click here to join Discord |
|---|---|
| Server | play.luckygemsmp.com |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server whitelisted? | Yes, you must apply via Discord to play. |
| Are there game-altering plugins? | No, there are no game-altering plugins. |
| Is there a teleporting plugin? | No, travel by foot or use nether tunnels for faster travel. |
| Is there an economy plugin? | No, players compete in a trust-based diamond economy. |
| Is there a land claim plugin? | No, find a free spot and start building. |
Join us as we embark on epic quests to gather rare resources like golden pineapples and diamond-encrusted coconuts. Build your own favela-inspired base or create a replica of the iconic Christ the Redeemer statue.
But beware, the mobs on this server are not your average creepers and zombies. You’ll have to fend off capoeira-dancing skeletons and carnivorous piranhas as you explore the Brazilian wilderness.
So come join us and experience the wild and wacky world of Brazilification! Who knows, you might even run into a friendly toucan or two along the way. Viva la Brazil!