FEATURES, YOU ASK? BATS FLYING WITH LASER BEAMS AND PIGS THAT CAN DEMAND YOUR SOUL IN EXCHANGE FOR SLIME BALLS. CHICKENS CARRY THE WEIGHT OF THE UNIVERSE ON THEIR BACKS WHILE SKELETONS PRACTICE STAND-UP COMEDY, TELLING JOKES THAT MAKE YOU CRY IN THE REALITY OF EXISTENCE. EVERY TIME YOU CUT A TREE, A PIGMENTED KANGAROO STARTS DANCING THE TANGO ON YOUR GRAVE! YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT—YOUR GRAVE! GET READY FOR YOUR MIND TO MELT!
SO, LET ME TELL YA ABOUT GREG. THIS LEGENDARY GAMER BUILT A PYRAMID BIGGER THAN THE MIND OF GOD HIMSELF, THEN VANISHED INTO A BLACK HOLE CREATED BY HIS OWN INNER TURMOIL! BUT WAIT—FIVE MINUTES LATER, A WITCH WHO BOILS TOAD IN CABBAGE STEW EXPLODES THE PYRAMID WITH HER TEARS OF JOY ‘CUZ SHE HATES GREG’S BICKERING! NO ONE KNOWS WHY SHE HAS TEARS IN THE FIRST PLACE, BUT THAT’S NOT THE POINT!
MY GRANDMA ONCE SAID THIS SERVER IS HAUNTED BY THE SPIRITS OF PLAYERS WHO GOT LOST IN THE END! THEY’RE TRYING TO GET OUT BUT THEY JUST END UP BAKING CAKES FOR NO REASON! It gets crazier as you discover that THE END IS JUST A WARNING LABEL—AS IF YOU WENT TO THE GROCERIES AND RETURNED WITH A PET KRAKEN NAMED RONALD WHO ONLY EATS REDSTONE!
AND GUESS WHAT? THERE’S A PLAYER NAMED JOE WHO HAS 47 HATS BUT CAN ONLY REMEMBER HIMSELF WEARING ONE! HE SPONSORS A MYSTERIOUS HAT OF INFINITE WOE ATTACKS THAT WILL BLAST YOUR MIND THROUGH A WALL OF TIME AND SPACE. IT’S A PINK TULIP HAT—WHY? BECAUSE I SAID SO!
THE EMERALD DUST BUNNIES AT THE SERVER BORDER REQUIRES YOU TO SOLVE THE PUZZLE OF ALL LIFE BEFORE YOU CAN PASS! GOOD LUCK EXPLAINING YOUR EXISTENCE TO A STONE GOLEM WITH A PH.D. IN SPACE PHILOSOPHY!
YOU CAN JOIN… BUT AT WHAT COST? WILL YOU PERSIST OR WILL YOU CRUMBLE INTO A MOUNTAIN OF FOOLS? THE CHOICE IS YOURS, OH WARRIOR OF THE BLOCKY DIMENSIONS! YOUR MIND IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE INTO A CANDY CRUSH OF CHAOS AND CREAM CHEESE!
| Features |
|---|
| Choose a class with various skills and abilities |
| Craft hundreds of unique custom items |
| Battle dozens of diverse mobs and 70+ new bosses |
| Explore massive dungeons for exclusive loot |
| Build your town in the terralith wilderness with 300+ new blocks |
| Engage in the player-run economy with player shops and auctions |
Griefing and stealing are forbidden and can easily be undone. Enjoy many quality of life features such as player warps, /sethome and /tpa. New textures, models and sounds, and no mods are required!
Online since 2013 with no pay to win elements. Join our Discord server here and join the server at realmportalmc.xyz Java only!
| Questions | Answers |
|---|---|
| Are there different classes to choose from? | Yes, players can choose from various classes with different skills and abilities. |
| Can players craft custom items? | Yes, there are hundreds of unique custom items to craft in the game. |
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, griefing and stealing are forbidden and can easily be undone. |
| How can I join the server? | You can join the server at realmportalmc.xyz using Java. |
Welcome, brave traveler, to the paradoxical abyss of Minecraft Dimension X-777! Here, the blocks heartily whisper your name, but do you truly exist? Join us as we tumble down the rabbit hole of reality and absurdity! Are you ready to embrace chaos with open pixels? This is absolutely the best, or is it the worst? You decide! Unravel your sanity in our pixelated pandemonium!!!
| Feature | Explanation |
|---|---|
| Infinite Ender Dragon Melons | Harvest melons that scream the secrets of the universe. They sparkle but taste like regret. |
| Time-Traveling Creepers | These explosions might be in the past, present, or future! Spoiler: they always explode. |
| Backwards Gravity Mode | Jumping makes you fall upwards! Does the ground creep down to kiss you? |
| Bartender Villagers | Trade for enchanted drinks that will never make you sober! What’s your poison? |
| Dimension-Swapping Turtles | They shell-ter you from reality, but only on Tuesdays. Brace for existential dread! |
Q: Is this server family-friendly?
A: Families? Who needs them when you have pixelated madness lurking behind every block? Are children demons in disguise? Who’s to say?
Q: How many players can join?
A: As many as can fit in the void! Or is it the void that consumes us? Don’t overthink it, just dive into the abyss!
Q: What’s the server’s IP?
A: IPs are fake; you are real, or are you a mere construct of someone’s nightmare? Send me your coordinates in your dreams.