so, like, u know how romanian far-right presidential dude was all like “i wanna be prez” but then the european court was like “nah fam, u aint gettin that seat”? well, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a minecraft server where u can build ur own presidential palace and rule over ur own pixelated empire, then u gotta join this server! we got crazy events like zombie apocalypses and giant chicken invasions, plus u can ride on llamas and shoot fireworks out of ur butt (not really but wouldn’t that be cool?). so come join us and leave all that political mess behind, cuz in this server, u can be king (or queen) of ur own world!
RomanianRightMC Server
JewHuntersPrisonCraft
come join dis server, it’s so lit even the dutch court be talkin bout it! we got crazy adventures like hunting for jews in amsterdam (jk pls dont do dat) but we do have a prison where u can serve 6 months for not joining our server. come play with us and avoid the law, it’s a wild ride y’all!LatvianLingoCraft
so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro. we got like, so many Latvian peeps up in here, it’s like a party all the time. and guess what? we even got a European court ruling that says it’s all good, so you know it’s legit.come join us and learn some Latvian while you’re at it. it’s like, the cool thing to do now. plus, we got like, crazy stories about how Latvian saved people’s lives and stuff. true story, bro.
so, like, if you wanna have a blast and learn some new language, this is the place to be. come join us, and let’s get this party started!
Santa’s Secret Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. we got like, a whole town made outta diamonds and emeralds, like, who even does that?and, get this, there’s a secret underground lair where you can like, battle giant spiders and zombies and stuff. it’s like, so intense, you’ll be on the edge of your seat the whole time.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we got those too. they like, soar through the sky and drop loot all over the place. it’s like, a piggy paradise up in here.
so, like, come join the fun and be part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.
IsraeliWeaponExpo
so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that it’s the bomb diggity. like, seriously, we got unicorns flying around and pigs that can talk. not to mention, our diamonds are made of pure gold. yep, u heard me right.oh, and get this, the other day, a creeper tried to blow up the spawn point but our fearless leader, Steve, swooped in and saved the day with his enchanted diamond sword. it was like something out of a movie, i swear.
plus, we have the most epic build battles every saturday night. last week, someone built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. it was so epic, even the creepers were impressed.
so, if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world, come join us. trust me, u won’t regret it.