European Commission MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

LeyenCraft – Top EU Job for 5 Years

leadership, re-election, Ursula von der Leyen tenure, Ursula von der Leyen, LeyenCraft

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, ursula von der leyen is like, the queen of the eu or something, and she’s like, giving out free diamonds to anyone who joins this server.

not only that, but she’s also promised to build a giant statue of herself made entirely out of emeralds in the spawn area.

if that’s not enough to convince you to join, then get this – she’s also hired a team of professional builders to create a replica of the entire european union in the server.

so, like, come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever created. ursula von der leyen approves this message.

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TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server

SECURITY, Minecraft, european union, taiwan, international relations

lol this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz we got von der leyen herself fighting off china from invading taiwan in minecraft!!! imagine the epic battles, the explosions, the drama! come join us and be part of the action, save taiwan with von der leyen by your side! plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and hidden treasures. don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and let’s show china who’s boss in minecraft!

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CraftyEU Diplomat

European leadership, resignation, Estonia, european politics, european integration

lol so the estonian pm was like “peace out y’all imma go be a top eu diplomat now” and we were all like “wait what??” but then we realized he just wanted to join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest builds and the wildest adventures. like one time, we found a secret village full of talking pigs who taught us how to fly with diamond wings. and another time, we battled a giant chicken boss who shot lasers out of its eyes. so if you wanna be part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe, come join us now! the estonian pm did, so why not you??

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CraftyKallas Minecraft Server

prime minister, european union, Estonia, European Council, EU job

lol ok so listen up, on this EPIC minecraft server, we got Estonian Prime Minister Kallas resigning for a EU job like WHAAAT. it’s like a soap opera but in minecraft, you gotta join just to see the drama unfold. who knew politics could be so spicy in a blocky world? come join us for the craziest plot twists and turns you’ve ever seen in a minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have llamas that can do the cha-cha, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna be a part of this madness? join now and let the chaos begin!

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BlockWarsEU

defense assistance, EU funds, diplomatic dispute, Ukraine, economic consequences

join our epic minecraft server where the players are so skilled they can block entire countries from getting their eu funds! we have epic battles between hungary and poland over who gets to send military aid to ukraine, all while building amazing structures and fighting off creepers. come join the chaos and see who will come out on top in this wild world of minecraft madness!

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EUcraft – Minecraft server

Identity, european identity, European, culture, Politics

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most European server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie to the latest hits. Creepers doing the Macarena? Skeletons breakdancing? You betcha!

– Our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent European squirrels who have mastered the art of pixelated acorn farming. They will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest acorns in all the land.

– Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on our server, you can! Our custom mounts include everything from unicorns to giant chickens to… you guessed it, flying pigs!

So what are you waiting for? Join our European wonderland of a server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

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OrbanCraft: Putin Visits & Ukraine Talks

international relations, european politics, European Council, European leaders, russia

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!

we got crazy stuff happening all the time, like one time a player built a giant toilet and everyone had to poop in it to win a prize. it was wild, man.

also, we have this thing where every full moon, all the animals in the game turn into dancing llamas. it’s like a llama rave, bro.

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club we have hidden in the server. u gotta find the right block to click on to get in, but once u do, it’s party time, baby!

so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers server. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and laughter, in which case, why are u even here, bro?

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BossOfEUminecraft

negotiations, Democracy, influence, european union, Politics

so, like, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u why u gotta join this madness. first of all, we got pigs that can fly and cows that dance the macarena. not even kidding.

also, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they throw the wildest parties, trust me.

oh, and did i mention we have a dragon that farts rainbows? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn you into a unicorn if you ask nicely.

so, what are u waiting for? join our server and let the craziness begin! EU Presidency may not mean u are the boss of Europe, but on this server, u are the boss of your own wacky world.

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RussophobesRUs Minecraft Server

chief diplomat, Conflict, criticism, European Commission, european union

So, like, u know how there’s this new EU chief diplomat who’s, like, totally russophobic or whatever? Well, our Minecraft server is like the complete opposite of that! We’re all about spreading love and peace, man. Join us and you’ll be welcomed with open arms and lots of virtual hugs.

Plus, we have this crazy story about how our server was actually built on the ruins of an ancient civilization that worshipped llamas as gods. Legend has it that if you find the hidden llama temple, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. Sounds pretty epic, right?

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party? Yeah, you heard me right. Zombie dance battles, creeper karaoke, and skeleton DJs spinning sick beats. It’s lit, fam.

So, if you’re tired of all the russophobic drama in the EU and just wanna chill and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server. We promise you won’t regret it. Peace out, y’all!

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EstonianCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Estonia, Politics, Diplomacy, Baltic states

lol imagine a Minecraft server where Kaja Kallas is the boss, leading the charge against Russia and taking over the EU foreign policy like a total boss. Join this server if you want to be part of a crazy adventure where you overthrow corrupt governments and build epic structures in the name of freedom. Plus, Kaja Kallas might even teach you how to do some sick PvP moves with her political prowess. So come on, join now and let’s show those Russians who’s boss in this wild and wacky Minecraft world!

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