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TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server
lol this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz we got von der leyen herself fighting off china from invading taiwan in minecraft!!! imagine the epic battles, the explosions, the drama! come join us and be part of the action, save taiwan with von der leyen by your side! plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and hidden treasures. don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and let’s show china who’s boss in minecraft! -
CraftyEU Diplomat
lol so the estonian pm was like “peace out y’all imma go be a top eu diplomat now” and we were all like “wait what??” but then we realized he just wanted to join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest builds and the wildest adventures. like one time, we found a secret village full of talking pigs who taught us how to fly with diamond wings. and another time, we battled a giant chicken boss who shot lasers out of its eyes. so if you wanna be part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe, come join us now! the estonian pm did, so why not you?? -
CraftyKallas Minecraft Server
lol ok so listen up, on this EPIC minecraft server, we got Estonian Prime Minister Kallas resigning for a EU job like WHAAAT. it’s like a soap opera but in minecraft, you gotta join just to see the drama unfold. who knew politics could be so spicy in a blocky world? come join us for the craziest plot twists and turns you’ve ever seen in a minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have llamas that can do the cha-cha, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna be a part of this madness? join now and let the chaos begin! -
BlockWarsEU
join our epic minecraft server where the players are so skilled they can block entire countries from getting their eu funds! we have epic battles between hungary and poland over who gets to send military aid to ukraine, all while building amazing structures and fighting off creepers. come join the chaos and see who will come out on top in this wild world of minecraft madness! -
OrbanCraft: Putin Visits & Ukraine Talks
so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!we got crazy stuff happening all the time, like one time a player built a giant toilet and everyone had to poop in it to win a prize. it was wild, man.
also, we have this thing where every full moon, all the animals in the game turn into dancing llamas. it’s like a llama rave, bro.
and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club we have hidden in the server. u gotta find the right block to click on to get in, but once u do, it’s party time, baby!
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers server. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and laughter, in which case, why are u even here, bro?
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RussophobesRUs Minecraft Server
So, like, u know how there’s this new EU chief diplomat who’s, like, totally russophobic or whatever? Well, our Minecraft server is like the complete opposite of that! We’re all about spreading love and peace, man. Join us and you’ll be welcomed with open arms and lots of virtual hugs.Plus, we have this crazy story about how our server was actually built on the ruins of an ancient civilization that worshipped llamas as gods. Legend has it that if you find the hidden llama temple, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. Sounds pretty epic, right?
Oh, and did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party? Yeah, you heard me right. Zombie dance battles, creeper karaoke, and skeleton DJs spinning sick beats. It’s lit, fam.
So, if you’re tired of all the russophobic drama in the EU and just wanna chill and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server. We promise you won’t regret it. Peace out, y’all!
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EstonianCraft Minecraft Server
lol imagine a Minecraft server where Kaja Kallas is the boss, leading the charge against Russia and taking over the EU foreign policy like a total boss. Join this server if you want to be part of a crazy adventure where you overthrow corrupt governments and build epic structures in the name of freedom. Plus, Kaja Kallas might even teach you how to do some sick PvP moves with her political prowess. So come on, join now and let’s show those Russians who’s boss in this wild and wacky Minecraft world! -
EuroBypassCraft
so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and it’s like a whole new world, man. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing in the meadows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.but wait, there’s more! we have a special quest where you have to bypass Hungary to deliver €1.4 billion to Ukraine. yeah, you heard me right. you gotta dodge all the obstacles, like angry villagers and giant spiders, to complete the mission.
and if that’s not enough, we have a special event every Friday where we reenact the whole thing in real life. we dress up as politicians and have a fake EU meeting to discuss the delivery. it’s hilarious, trust me.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. don’t miss out, bro!
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EUkraineCraft Server
lol come join dis minecraft server where ukraine and moldova are startin eu membership talks on tuesday!! u kno u wanna be part of dis epic event in da minecraft world. watch as dey negotiate trade deals and argue over who gets da last piece of cake in da virtual world. join now for da most intense political drama u ever seen in a blocky world. plus, rumor has it dat da players are secretly aliens tryin to take over da server. u gotta join to see if it’s true or just a crazy conspiracy theory. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures on dis server like no other. u won’t regret it, unless u get eaten by a zombie pigman, den u might regret it a little bit. but hey, dat’s just part of da fun, right?
