European Commission MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

EU Border Beef Minecraft Server

joint effort, eastern europe, border, cooperation, border control

come join our epic minecraft server where we build borders stronger than Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, and Poland combined! we need YOU to help us protect our land from creepers and zombies trying to invade.

we promise endless fun and adventure as you defend our borders with your mad building skills. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and treasure waiting for you to discover.

join now and be part of the most epic border patrol team in minecraft history! who needs EU funds when you have us?!

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EUfineCraft

Politics, EUfineCraft, Budget, Fine, deduction

So, like, there’s this totally cray cray Minecraft server that you just gotta join, bro! It’s like, the wildest place ever, with unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots fireballs at creepers. How epic is that?!

Oh, and get this – the server is run by a group of super cool wizards who can turn you into a flying pig if you ask nicely. Plus, they have a secret stash of diamonds hidden in a magical castle guarded by a giant talking chicken.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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BrusselsBustStopEU

migration management, EU regulations, migrant transportation, HUMAN RIGHTS, Hungary

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the power to stop hungary from bussing migrants to brussels. we have magical powers and crazy mods that will make your head spin. build your own refugee camp or go on a quest to save the migrants from the evil hungarian bus drivers. the EU commission is on our side and will do whatever it takes to make sure you have a good time on our server. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a hero in this wacky world of minecraft madness!

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CraftyAppleTaxEvasion

Legal, multinational corporation, tech industry, Apple, european union

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that was so lit, even Apple couldn’t handle it? well, come on down to our server where we make Apple cry over their tax bill! we got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll forget all about those pesky taxes.

join us and build your own empire, make friends with talking animals, and battle dragons with nothing but a carrot in your hand.

we even have a secret underground base where we keep all the enchanted golden apples that Apple tried to hide from us.

so come on, join the fun and stick it to the man by playing on our epic minecraft server. who needs Apple when you have us?

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EUparliamentSUSPENDSantisemiticFUNDS

palestine, anti-Israel, european union, extremism, EUparliamentSUSPENDSantisemiticFUNDS

lol imagine if the european parliament was a minecraft server lol they would totally suspend funding for anyone with antisemitic textbooks lmao like bro you can’t be spreading hate in the virtual world man that’s not cool 😂 join this server and you won’t find any antisemitic textbooks here, just a bunch of cool peeps building epic stuff and having a blast 🤪 plus, you might even run into a secret underground society of talking llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army 🦙🤯 join now before it’s too late and witness the chaos unfold in this wild and wacky minecraft world! 😜🎮

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Hungry4Craft

legal action, financial penalty, european union, DEADLINE, Legal

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so wild, it’s like hungary missing a deadline to pay a €200 million fine? well, guess what, this server is just as crazy! we got mobs that dance the cha cha slide, creepers that tell knock knock jokes, and villagers that trade diamonds for dirt (cuz they’re just that wacky).

join us if u wanna experience the thrill of never knowing what’s gonna happen next, just like hungary missing that deadline. who needs to pay fines when u can be building epic structures and battling dragons in our server? come on, u know u wanna be a part of this madness. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

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BorderlessBloc Minecraft Server

border control, Russian nationals, BorderlessBloc, Belarusian nationals, Server

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like ur part of some crazy political drama? well, do i have the server for u!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly ur in the middle of a showdown between the Hungarian government and Brussels. they’re arguing about easing entry requirements for Russian and Belarusian players, like wut?? but don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games.

join our server for the most insane and hilarious political shenanigans u can imagine. build ur own border-free travel zone and defend it against crazy invaders. u never know what’ll happen next on this wild ride of a server.

so come on, join us and be a part of the chaos. who knew minecraft could be so political? let’s make blocky borders great again!

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TurkeyCraft Minecraft Server

international relations, candidate country, turkey, Server, european union

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most hilarious one out there! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a giant turkey wearing a top hat and monocle, ready to debate whether or not Turkey should join the EU. But that’s not all – we have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base where you can battle evil chickens in epic PvP matches. So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wackiest adventure of your Minecraft life!

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VisaCraft: Hungary’s Russian Roulette

visa regulations, european union, European Commission, Hungarys, diplomatic measures

so like, u know how brussels is all like “hey hungary, wtf dude why u makin it easier for russians to get visas?” and hungary is all like “bro, chill, we just tryna be friendly and stuff.” but brussels is not havin it, they want answers yo.

but like, forget all that drama cuz u should totally join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. our diamonds are made of chocolate and our creepers give out free hugs.

we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s super top secret.

so come join us and let’s build the craziest, most epic world together. and who knows, maybe we’ll even find the ender dragon and ride it into battle against the evil villagers. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

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LeyenCraft Minecraft Server

large majority, EU, European Commission presidency, european politics, European leaders

so, like, you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server run by the one and only ursula von der leyen? well now’s your chance, cuz she’s been re-elected as president of the european commission and decided to start her own minecraft server!

join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans as we build the most insane creations you’ve ever seen. ursula promises to personally ban anyone who doesn’t bring their A-game and will even host a weekly dance party in the nether.

come join us and be a part of the most exclusive minecraft server in the world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe ursula’s iron fist of justice). trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

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