European Commission MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

EU Council Minecraft Server: Warsaw Security & Sabotages

Warsaw, european parliament, European Commission, Poland-Belarus border, international relations

LOL come join dis Minecraft server, we got more drama den Hungary and Belarus combined! Poland is da new sheriff in town, kickin’ off da EU Council wit a bang! Our slogan is “Security, Europe” cuz we keep it safe from dem creepers and griefers.

We takin’ on “hybrid warfare” like pros, ain’t no tensions on our Poland-Belarus border gonna stop us! We fightin’ off disinformation like it’s a swarm of zombies, and ain’t no election meddling gonna mess wit us!

So come on, join da fun and chaos on dis server, where every day is a new adventure! Just watch out for dem sabotages, they’ll get ya when you least expect it! Let’s show dem other servers who’s boss!

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EUaidHungryNoMore

government funding, budget shortfall, EUaidHungryNoMore, european union, European Commission

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where Hungary is losing all their EU aid but we still got all the diamonds and emeralds you could ever want! Forget about Hungary, come build your own empire with us! We got pigs that fly and cows that do the floss dance, it’s a wild ride y’all! Plus, our admins are actually unicorns in disguise so you know it’s gonna be magical. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life, join now!

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ChargeCraft Minecraft Server

consumer rights, smartphone chargers, legislation, european union, environmental impact

so, like, u know how u always got like a million chargers for all ur devices and u can never find the right one when u need it? well, not anymore, bro! this server is like the EU law of chargers but for minecraft servers! u only need one server to rule them all, and this is it! join us and never worry about having the wrong charger again, cuz we got u covered, fam! plus, we have like, a secret underground society of chargers that will do ur bidding and protect u from all the evil chargers out there. come join us and be part of the charger revolution!

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PolishCraft Minecraft Server

european parliament, Minecraft, European Union leadership, PolishCraft, leadership

come join dis epic minecraft server where u can be the ruler of poland and prepare to take over da EU like a boss. forget hungary, poland is where it’s at now. build ur own empire, conquer other players, and show dem who’s da real boss. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing potatoes as pets. u won’t find dat anywhere else, trust me. so come join us and let’s make poland great again in minecraft world.

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RejectHubCraft

von der Leyen, EU leadership, shift to the right, asylum process, RejectHubCraft

so like, u ever been playin minecraft and u just wanna build ur castle in peace but then some random player comes and starts messin with ur stuff? well, on this server, we have a special feature called “return hubs” where we can send those annoying players back to where they came from! von der Leyen would be proud of us, y’all.

join our server for the most epic adventures and crazy stories you’ll ever experience. we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon and back in one go! it was so wild, we couldn’t stop laughing for days.

plus, our community is super friendly and always ready to help out new players. we once had a player who couldn’t figure out how to make a bed, so the whole server came together to build one for them. it was like a heartwarming minecraft sitcom, i swear.

so come join us on this server where anything is possible and the fun never stops. von der Leyen would totally approve, trust me.

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VetoBypassCraft €6.6bil

legislation, Budget, veto, Brussels, eastern europe

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where brussels is floating plans to bypass hungary’s veto on giving €6.6 billion to ukraine? well now u can! come join us on this wild ride where anything is possible, even crazy political maneuvers in a blocky world. who knows, maybe u can even help negotiate the deal yourself while building a giant castle made of diamonds and obsidian. join now for a chance to be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

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EuroCraft2025 Minecraft Server

EU Expansion, 2025, Minecraft, Server, EU Presidency

come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be the president of poland in 2025 and our main goal is to make ukraine join the EU in the most epic way possible! we have crazy events like building giant EU flags out of diamond blocks and having epic battles against evil mobs that represent anti-EU forces.

duda himself will be there to guide you through the journey and give you special quests like finding the legendary EU sword hidden deep in the mines. join now and be part of the most epic EU expansion in minecraft history!

plus, we have free virtual pierogi for all new players! don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to shape the future of europe in a blocky, pixelated world. join now!

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EcoCraft2040: EU Emission Cut

climate targets, carbon neutrality, EU, emission reduction goals, european union

lol ok so like u know how the European Commission is all like “we gotta cut emissions by 90% by 2040” well guess what?? our minecraft server already did that!!! we got rid of all the creepers farting and polluting the virtual environment so now it’s all clean and green!! join our server and help us save the digital world from global warming!! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rare diamonds and emeralds, shh don’t tell anyone tho!! come join us and be a part of the eco-friendly revolution in minecraft!! #savetheblocks #greenisgood #minecraftforlife 🌍💎🌿

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OrbansCraft Minecraft Server

european union, political speech, controversy, hostile reception, european integration

so, like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft, bro. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

if you join this server, you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the mystical land of pixelated wonders. but watch out for the evil gnomes who like to steal your diamonds when you’re not looking.

oh, and did i mention that we have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and shoots you out into a pool of rainbow-colored water? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, if you’re ready for the most insane adventure of your life, come join us on this server. just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.

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EU BattleCraft Minecraft Server

SECURITY, Server, nato, european defense, Military

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in minecraft, when suddenly, RUSSIA ATTACKS. that’s right, the next defense commissioner is like, “EU must be able to fight russia,” and you’re like, “well, guess i better join this minecraft server to train for battle.”

on this server, you’ll learn all the skills you need to take down the russians, like building epic fortresses, mastering redstone contraptions, and taming wild wolves to fight by your side. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plot your strategy and stockpile weapons.

but that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is actually run by a team of super intelligent dolphins who are planning to launch a surprise attack on russia using an army of turtles armed with TNT. so if you want to be part of the most epic battle in minecraft history, join this server now.

remember, the fate of the EU is in your hands – are you ready to fight?

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