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EU-CanuckCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, brussels is all like “woah, canadians wanna join the EU? cool cool cool cool cool.” but then they’re like “nah, it ain’t happening, sorry eh.” but like, if you wanna join our minecraft server, that’s a whole different story, eh! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena, it’s a wild time. plus, our diamonds are like, super shiny and our zombies tell the best knock-knock jokes. so come on over, eh! join the party, sorry not sorry, brussels can’t come but you sure can! -
EUcraft Server: TariffTakedown €26bn
So like, this server is like the EU retaliating against Trump’s tariffs but in Minecraft form, ya know? We’re talking about €26 billion worth of crazy ‘countermeasures’ that will blow your mind! Join this server and show Trump who’s boss by building giant structures made entirely out of cheese and wine! Take revenge on those pesky tariffs by riding pigs into battle against evil trade deals! It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come on and join us for some epic Minecraft madness! -
EuroDefenseCraft Server
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE GOT 800-BILLION-EURO DEFENSE PLAN LIKE WHAAAAT. PROTECT YOUR BLOCKS FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES WITH OUR INSANE MILITARY STRATEGY. WE GOT DIAMOND SWORDS AND TNT CANNONS READY TO BLOW UP ANY HATERS. EU COMMISSION AIN’T GOT NOTHIN’ ON US, WE’RE THE REAL DEFENSE SQUAD OF THE BLOCKS. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE EXPLOSIONS AND FUN. #BLOCKDEFENSESQUAD #MINECRAFTMILITARYMASTERMINDS -
DefendCraft: €800B Mobilisation
hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like no other, we gotz da craziest battles u eva seen, like we talkin bout rearm europe level battles, von der Leyen ain’t got nuthin on us!we gotz so much moolah, we talkin bout mobilising up to €800 billion for defence, like who needs dat much money for defence in minecraft u ask? well we do, cuz we gotz dragons, aliens, and even zombies tryna take over our server!
so if u wanna be part of da most epic minecraft server in da world, join us now and let’s show von der Leyen who da real boss is! oh and did i mention we got free diamond armor for all new players? yea, we ballin like dat. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s get ready to rumble!
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MineCraftyEUkraine
so, like, u know how ukraine is all like “oh no, russia is being a big bully and taking all our minerals” well guess what, we got ukraine’s back, fam! come join our minecraft server and mine all the minerals u want, no bullies allowed here! plus, we got like, special deals and stuff, it’s a win-win situation, bro. ukraine will be like “wow, thanks for helping us out, u guys are the best!” and u’ll be like “no problem, just doing our part to save the day in minecraft land.” so come on, join us and let’s show russia who’s boss! -
EuroCraft Server: Ukraine Edition
so, like, this server is like the coolest place to be, u know? like, u can build ur own lil world and make it as crazy as u want. like, wanna build a giant banana house? u can do that here.and get this, there’s this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they throw the wildest parties and give out the best loot.
oh, and did i mention the giant flying pigs that roam the skies? yeah, they drop diamonds when u feed them cake. it’s insane, dude.
so, like, if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world, literally, then u gotta come hang with us. trust me, u won’t regret it.
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Zelenskyy’s EuroCraft Minecraft Server
LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GIVIN AWAY €20B TO UKRAINE AID PACKAGE! TRUMP BE TURNIN AGAINST ZELENSKYY BUT WE BE BUILDIN BLOCKS AND HAVIN A GOOD TIME! COME JOIN US AND BUILD A WALL OF DIAMONDS TO KEEP THE HATERS OUT! LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #BLOCKS4LIFE #TRUMPCRAFT -
Blocktopia: EU vs Russia
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we take russia sanctions into our OWN hands!!! we build giant walls to keep out the russians and have epic battles with them using diamond swords and TNT!!! our commissioner is a total badass who will lead us to victory!! join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!!! #russiasanctions #minecraftmadness -
EUcraft: Brexit Edition
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the EU – full of diverse players coming together to build something amazing! Join us and experience the chaos of Brexit all over again as we debate whether the UK should rejoin the European Union. Will you be a Remainer or a Leaver? Only time will tell on our crazy server! Plus, rumor has it that Her Majesty the Queen herself is a regular player and loves to troll unsuspecting noobs. So come join us for a wild ride of politics, building, and royal shenanigans! -
EUcraft: Emergency Summit LOL
so, like, u know that Macron dude right? well he like totally freaked out and called for an emergency summit on Trump. like, he was all “omg we gotta talk about this crazy guy!” and everyone was like “whaaat??” but then this polish minister was like “nah man, it’s all good, we got this” and Macron was like “phew, thanks bro.” but then they were all like “let’s just play on this epic minecraft server instead, it’s way more chill than dealing with Trump.” and that’s how the best minecraft server in all of Europe was born. come join us for some epic builds, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughs. plus, you might even run into Macron or the polish minister while you’re playing. how cool is that?? come join the fun, you won’t regret it!