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Welcome to the Playhouse SMP, where we’re so vanilla we make plain look spicy! Whitelist for adults only, version 1.21!

Adults, Asia, Australia, Chat, Community, Dedicated host, Discord, Established, European, European-based, Friendly, INVISIBLE, Item Frames, java, Minecraft, new zealand, North America, North American, Plain, Player Base, player heads, playhouse, Plugins, Server, smp, south america, spicy, Stable, Survival, tight, united states, Vanilla, Version, Whitelist

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2501
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Playhouse SMP: Overview

Established	June 2020
Server Type	Vanilla survival Java server
Player Age	18+
Plugins	Invisible item frames, player heads
Player Base	32% European, 48% North American, 20% other regions
Events	Server-wide events, April Fool’s snapshot
Server Location	United States
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

1. Can I join the server if I am under 18 years old?

Unfortunately, Playhouse SMP is for adults aged 18 and above only.

2. How often does the server reset its map?

We are about to start our 6th world together, so we don’t reset the map frequently.

3. What server-wide events do you organize?

We host various events such as communal farm building, economy setup, and special themed events like the April Fool’s snapshot.

Tax-Free Craft Minecraft Server

102 millionaires, Analysis, Craft, data, Economy, finance, income, INEQUALITY, investigation, Minecraft, MONEY, News, occupations, Poorest, postcodes, Report, Revealed, RICHEST, Server, statistics, Tax, TAXES, TaxFree, wealth

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6495
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Magic Items Found:	1426	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where 102 millionaires paid no tax cuz they too busy building epic mansions and dodging creepers! The richest and poorest postcodes and occupations are all mixed up in this server, like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland. Come join the fun and see if you can become the next tax-dodging millionaire in this wacky world of blocks and mobs!

RafahMortarMadness

civilian area, Conflict, danger, extremist, firing, gaza, Hamas, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, militants, Military, mortar rounds, Propaganda, Rafah, RafahMortarMadness, SECURITY, Terrorism, Terrorist, Video, violence, War

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8802
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Yo, dis server be lit AF, like a terrorist firing mortar rounds from a civilian area in Rafah. Join us for some explosive fun and chaotic battles in the virtual world. We promise you won’t get bored, unless you’re a boring potato. So come on, join the madness and let’s blow sh*t up together!

CraftyHumanAlgorithm

algorithmic process, Artificial Intelligence, complex systems, computational biology, computer science, CraftyHumanAlgorithm, Creation, data processing, digital transformation, Evolution, genetic algorithm, human development, human evolution, Humanity, humans, innovation, iterative process, machine learning, programming, recursive algorithm, Technology

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7728
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2

come join dis server if you wanna be part of a crazy world where humans are made via a recursive algorithm. yep, you heard that right. no boring ol’ natural birth here, we do things differently.

imagine logging in and finding yourself in a world where everything is upside down and pigs can fly. oh, and did i mention the cows can breakdance? yep, it’s a wild ride on this server.

we’ve got diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn and a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

so what are you waiting for? join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft server out there. who needs reality when you’ve got a world where humans are made via a recursive algorithm?

Cringe Wedding Minecraft Server

6-month anniversary, Celebrates, chinese communist party, concerts, CopyPaste, cover, cringe, cringe wedding, death, DESPERATE, Events, flaccid cock, forces, Girls, Minecraft, project hope, Projections, Promise rebrand, quarterly returns, Server, shilling, sucking, voice pack, Wedding

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	902
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Towns Built:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a voice pack that forces all the girls to do cringe wedding voices – it’s like a virtual bridal party every day! And if that’s not enough, we also have a special event where we suck on the Chinese Communist Party’s flaccid cock… wait, what? Don’t worry, it’s just a joke… maybe.

But that’s not all! We have copypaste concerts and events that will blow your mind. And to top it all off, we even celebrate the 6-month anniversary of Project Hope’s death… I mean, the Promise rebrand. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why is Cover getting so desperate, you ask? Who knows, maybe they just want to join our crazy, outrageous, and totally insane Minecraft server! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself.

GirlCraft Minecraft Server

Anthros, bookworm, demongirls, Dominant, dream girl, Elves, FANTASY, fetish, Girlcraft, Goblins, Gyaru, humans, Kinky, Loli, Minecraft, Mommy, monstergirls, Naughty, rapebait, Roleplay, Server, slut, submissive

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8108
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	158	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Void Armor Forged:	23	Magic Items Found:	7128
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s the girl of your dreams or Anon’s wildest fantasies! Want to be a dumb gyaru, a shy bookworm, big titty rapebait, a needy loli, a ditzy slut, a domineering mommy, or any other character you can think of? This is the place for you!

Join us and let your imagination run wild as you interact with humans, elves, goblins, anthros, demongirls, monstergirls, and any other type of girl you can think of. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So come on in and join the fun in our Bent Over Edition, where anything goes and the only limit is your creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore new roles and have a blast with like-minded players. See you there!

MomzBridesmaidDressSwap Minecraft Server

5x, apple shape, body image, body positivity, body shape, Bridesmaid Dress, Confrontation, Deception, empire waist, family dynamics, flutter sleeves, hourglass shape, Minecraft, MomzBridesmaidDressSwap, pear shape, self esteem, Server, Sewing, sister, size tag, wedding planning, weight loss, XL

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7169
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Star Shards Collected:	221	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of size and shape? Look no further than our server, where we believe in making everything fit just right, just like that bridesmaid dress that needed a little adjustment!

Join our server and experience the thrill of resizing blocks to fit perfectly together, just like how we resized that dress for the perfect fit. Our server is all about making sure everything looks and feels just right, even if it means swapping tags and hiding the truth from your family members.

With crazy stories like these happening on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Join now and experience the drama, the excitement, and the questionable decision-making skills of our players. Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft server full of surprises and sewing skills? Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy world of block-building and dress-altering adventures!

ExWifeLaundryLover

accident, aita, Apologize.., bad intentions, bed bound, blood relations, Civil, DAUGHTER, Divorce, ExWifeLaundryLover, family, Helping, home nurse, husband’s ex wife, Laundry, medical field, shower, teenagers, Tension, washer, young girl

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4615
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4669
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Just like the time when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant toilet, or when a group of players formed a llama army to take over the server.

But that’s not all! We also have a unique feature where players can become virtual nurses and help care for injured players in the game. Just like the time when a player’s virtual ex-wife needed help with her virtual laundry, and things got a little messy.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

BootyCraft: Big Butts Edition

back pain, big, body image, body positivity, body proportions, BootyCraft, Butts, cellulite concerns, clothing fit, confidence issues, Edition, exercise challenges, fashion struggles, finding comfortable chairs, health implications, hygiene issues, large butts, physical limitations, self-conscious, sitting discomfort, societal stereotypes, swimsuit shopping, weight distribution

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7140
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3970	Dragon Eggs Found:	7872
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	446
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of your big booty causing you problems in everyday life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave your butt-related issues behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where having a large derriere is actually an advantage.

Imagine a land where your butt is your greatest weapon, where you can defeat enemies with a single cheek clap or build towering structures with the power of your glutes. Our server is a haven for those with ample assets, where you can truly shine and show off your impressive posterior prowess.

So why wait? Join us now and let your big booty lead you to victory in ways you never thought possible. Who knew that having a large butt could be so rewarding in the world of Minecraft?

Allah’s Block Party: No Censorship, Just Fun!

Al Jazeera, Al Jazeera controversy, Allahs, biased reporting, BLOCK, Censorship, criticism, freedom of speech, Fun, gaza, gaza conflict, Hamas, Islamic news, Journalism, Media bias, media control, media ethics, media manipulation, MIDDLE EAST, News Outlet, Party, political censorship, press freedom, Propaganda

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2084
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
New Chunks Explored:	788971	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a house out of diamonds (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who is actually a secret agent working for the government. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll unlock the secret to unlimited diamonds and become the richest player in the game.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, “May Allah reckon with you” if you don’t join!

FaceScan Frenzy

data privacy, data security, digital footprint, face recognition, facescan, facial recognition software, facial recognition technology, Frenzy, personal data, personal information, privacy concerns, privacy implications, privacy invasion, privacy protection, privacy violation, reverse search, security risks, Surveillance, surveillance state, Technology, Tracking, video footage

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2494
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Star Shards Collected:	188
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! build a giant toilet made out of diamonds or create a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, the possibilities are endless!

we have a secret feature where you can turn into a flying pig and rain down bacon on all the other players. trust me, it’s a real thing, just ask our resident flying pig, Sir Oinksalot.

if you join our server, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamond eggs. rumor has it that if you collect enough diamond eggs, you can summon the mighty Chickenzilla to wreak havoc on the land.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the craziest minecraft server in existence! just be prepared for the unexpected, like a herd of zombie cows riding on top of giant spiders. it’s all in a day’s work on our server!