come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most insane adventures and crazy builds! forget about trump and his shenanigans, come build your own empire and rule over your own kingdom! ben wallace said it himself, our server is so lit that it will suffocate your hope for any other server out there. join now and experience the madness for yourself!
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HopeBlock Minecraft Server
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FrenchNukeCraft Server
so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your lil’ house and stuff, when all of a sudden, BOOM! France comes in with their nuclear arsenal to protect you and your European buddies. Macron is all like, “I gotchu fam, nobody messes with my Minecraft crew.” Join our server for the ultimate protection and some explosive fun! Let’s nuke some creepers together, bruh.
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NukeCraft EU Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have nuclear deterrence since 1964 just like france! we gotta keep all our european allies safe from creepers and zombies with our super secret weapons! join now to be part of the most explosive server in the world! detonate your boredom and blast off into the most epic adventure of your life! nuclear power, baby! let’s goooooo!
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CraftyCzechsBHeli-Ukraine
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do I have a server for you! This server is so lit, we got Czechs countering Trump with crowdfunded Black Hawk helicopters for Ukraine! That’s right, helicopters in Minecraft, baby! Join now and be part of the epic battle for Ukraine’s freedom! Plus, we got flying pigs and talking llamas, because why not? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Join now before Trump tries to shut us down!
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TrumpCraft: EuroAlliesFear
lol come join our minecraft server where we protect u from trump’s evil plans to destroy europe!!! build ur own fortress to keep out the orange menace and team up with other players to fight off his twitter attacks!!! we have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and enchanted weapons to help u in ur quest to save the world from the tangerine tyrant!!! join now before it’s too late and europe is turned into a giant combover!!! #notrumpallowed #savetheworld #minecraftresistance
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BlockyTroopWithdrawal
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we float US troop withdrawal from Germany over free-speech concerns!! why you ask? well, because our server is so lit that even the troops wanna come play with us!! imagine building a base with a soldier next to you, protecting you from creepers and zombies!! plus, we have the most insane pvp battles where you can fight for your right to free speech while dodging arrows and fireballs!! join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!! no troops were harmed in the making of this server, we promise 😉
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NordicCraft Minecraft Server
lol imagine if greenland was actually made of green jelly and the danish leader needed help from other countries to stop it from melting into a giant dessert soup lol. well, that’s basically what’s happening on this epic minecraft server! join us and help the danish leader save greenland from turning into a sticky mess. but beware, there are evil gummy bears trying to sabotage the mission and turn the whole place into a giant candy land! so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a sweet adventure like no other. plus, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with polar bears and penguins all night long. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s save greenland together!
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F35Craft Minecraft Server
lolol join this epic minecraft server where we have norwegian F-35 fighters ready to deploy at any moment!! u never know when u gonna need some epic air support while building ur blocky castle!! we even had to use them when the evil russian players tried to attack us on january 15th!! but don’t worry, we showed them who’s boss with our epic fighter jets!! join now for the most intense minecraft experience ever!!! #blockywarfare #aircraftsfordays #minecraftmadness
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UkraineDefenseCraft
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we send ukraine artillery barrels and air defense systems as part of our $2.6 billion package!! why? because who doesn’t want to defend their minecraft base with REAL LIFE MILITARY EQUIPMENT?? imagine the chaos and destruction you can cause with these bad boys in your arsenal. join now and dominate the server like a true warlord! #minecraftwarfare #bringitonPutin
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EuroCraft: Ukraine Aid Boost
so like, u know how germany is all like “we gonna give ukraine some money for military stuff” well guess what, they gonna give them 397 million euros!! that’s like, a lot of money, dude. so like, if u wanna be part of a server that supports ukraine and their military, then u gotta join us. we gonna be like the ultimate defenders of ukraine in minecraft. we gonna build giant walls and have epic battles against the bad guys. plus, we gonna have a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and emeralds. so like, join us now and be part of the epic adventure!!