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VanceCraft: Ukraine Edition
come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant vodka bottles and ride bears into battle! vladimir putin himself plays on our server and will personally ban anyone who doesn’t praise mother russia! we have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure and communist propaganda! join now or face the wrath of the russian hackers! da da da! -
NATOcraft: Poland’s Power 3!
so, like, imagine this, right? a minecraft server so epic, it makes poland’s military look like a bunch of noobs. we got like, crazy battles and stuff, like world war 3 but with blocks. join us and be part of the chaos, where you can build your own army and conquer the land. plus, we have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and gold. so, like, why join poland’s military when you can join us and rule the minecraft world? come on, do it for the lolz! -
VanceCraft: Euro Fears & TrumpLaughs
come join our minecraft server where JD Vance is actually a secret agent working for the Ender Dragon to take over the world! he’s using his pickaxe to mine for diamonds and obsidian to build a portal to the Nether where he plans to unleash chaos on the entire server! but don’t worry, you can join us and help stop him by building epic fortresses and battling against his evil minions! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free enchanted sword that shoots fireballs and turns your enemies into chickens! so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and save the world from JD Vance’s evil plans! -
Sugar Rush Craft
LOLZ come join our minecraft server, where we have more surprises than finding 4 tons of cocaine in a sugar shipment from Belgium to Paraguay!Our server is so lit, it will blow your mind like a TNT explosion. We have epic quests that will make you feel like you’re on a crazy adventure, just like the time when a creeper exploded and turned a whole village into a disco party!
Join us and build the most insane creations, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds or a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit. The possibilities are endless, just like the time when a player accidentally spawned a dragon in the middle of a pig farm!
Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next, maybe even a herd of zombie pigs riding on top of flying llamas! Let’s get crafting, baby!
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SpudCraft: Java Edition
So like, imagine a world where potatoes and coffee beans were like, mortal enemies or something. But then they were forced to team up because of some crazy Columbian exchange shenanigans. That’s basically what this Minecraft server is like, except instead of potatoes and coffee beans, it’s like, dragons and unicorns teaming up to take over the world.Join our server and witness the epic battle between dragons breathing fire and unicorns shooting rainbows out of their butts. It’s like a fantasy movie on steroids, but in Minecraft form. Plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions that will make you fly like a majestic eagle.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds, because why not? And every full moon, a herd of zombie pigs will invade the server and you have to fight them off with nothing but a carrot on a stick.
So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs potatoes and coffee beans when you have dragons and unicorns ruling the land? It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.
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CraftyNATO_command
come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the NATO launching a Ukraine command centre in Germany but with a twist! instead of world politics, we use blocks and creepers to settle our differences. you can be the hero that saves the day or the villain that destroys everything in sight. join now for a wild ride filled with explosions, alliances, and maybe even a little bit of peace (but let’s be real, who wants peace in minecraft?) so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a battle like no other. NATO may have their command centre, but we have our minecraft world and we’re not afraid to use it! -
CraftyGasEscape
so like, u know how austria is all like “oh no we don’t want russian gas anymore”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we have a whole commission dedicated to ditching boring stuff like russian gas contracts! join us and be part of the most insane negotiations ever seen in the minecraft world! who needs gas when u can have unlimited diamonds and emeralds, amirite? come join us and be part of the action!



