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  • Macron’s Minecraft: Russian Rogues

    Macron’s Minecraft: Russian Rogues

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to The Minecraft Republic of Macron: An Uncanny Continent of Chaos

    Ever attempted to mine your way through a geopolitical quagmire? Well, now you can! The server isn’t just a world of blocks—it’s a colossal riddle wrapped in an enigma, dipped in a bucket of chaos.


    🚨 SERVER OPENING: A Disturbance in the End Dimension 🚨

    Join us on 11/11/2023 and step cautiously into a land where every block may conspire against you!

    Reality is optional here, but conspiracy is mandatory!


    Foreboding Features of Our Altered Reality

    Feature Description
    The Macron Monolith A towering edifice that pulses with vague threats from the Russian Confederation of Endermen. Are they diplomats or mere spawns? Your guess is as good as your diamond pickaxe!
    Transdimensional Turbulence Experience the unique challenges as you discover that your crafting table might just be the key to international diplomacy… or your demise. “Crafting for Peace” is the new motto!
    Unstable Biomes Traverse through regions where the trees whisper secrets of NATO alliances or erupt into spontaneous chaos, resembling a riot of pixelated sprites! Prepare to question your reality.
    Mandatory Parley You will NEED to tame villagers and convince them that Creepers are actually just misunderstood foreign policy analysts. Can you change their minds? Or will they craft your very own diplomatic meltdown?

    Recommendations from Disgruntled Players:

    "Is this a server or a never-ending debate? I logged on for blocks, ended up in a political science lecture!" — Anonymous Miner


    ⚠️ DO YOU DARE? ⚠️

    Beware! This server has been banned in 12 countries, but no one knows why! Could the answer lie within the glitched Nether portal?


    Conspiratorial Clusters: Uncover the Truth!

      • Why are the villagers speaking in cryptic proverbs? Because in the world of Macron, every word is a double-edged sword, my friends! Or perhaps, a redstone mechanism gone mad…

      • Rumors of a Secret Society of Crafters: Whispers say they control the very laneways of trade, ensuring that diamonds are traded at the cost of one emotional breakdown per transaction. Will you join their ranks or defy their whims?

    “Features” or “Nightmares”? You Decide:

      • Bureaucratic Battles: Every time you try to build, a faction from the shadow realm insists on negotiating development permits—only in Creeper speak!
      • Bridge to Nowhere: Construct a monument on the Server—a bridge that leads to… confusion. Will you face the ominous void or confront your blocky fears of failure?

    FAQs That Lead to More Questions:

      • Q: How do I explain to my grandmother why I’m playing this server? A: Just tell her that Minecraft is part of a larger geopolitical strategy. If she questions your sanity, invite her to join you in our chaotic realm!

      • Q: Is there actually a Russian threat? A: Reference unavailable… but why not ask the Ender Dragons? They have strong opinions on trade tariffs!

    The Last Call to Adventure

    Step lightly, my fellow pixelated pioneers! The Minecraft Republic of Macron awaits with its dizzying fabric of intrigue, surprise, and sheer bedlam. Confusion is but a click away—where the only certainty is unpredictability and every corner may yield a brand new absurd reality!

    Join us now, and perhaps—just perhaps—you’ll uncover why France is entangled in this chaotic block world!

    Will you emerge as the hero of rationality or plunge into the depths of absurdity? Only one way to find out… and it might just require sacrificing a few stacks of cobblestone!

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  • Whale Mama Energy Quest

    Whale Mama Energy Quest

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have humpback whale mothers as our protectors! they travel over 3,000 miles without food just to birth and nourish their 2,600-pound calves, now that’s dedication! but watch out, climate change and marine heatwaves are making their food supply disappear, so you better join our server quick before they all starve! plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server with giant whales as their guardians? it’s like free protection from any pesky griefers or mobs trying to ruin your day. so come on over and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where humpback whales rule the land (or water, technically). it’s a whale of a time, trust us! 🐋🌊🎮

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  • Funnier Origins SMP

    Funnier Origins SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    FUNNIER ORIGINS SMP

    Hello! I am looking for new Members to invite to the SMP! We want dedicated and active players on the SMP, We Create Unique Custom Origins and CPM Models for players and their characters! We mainly focus on Building & Lore, so be sure to expect that when joining!

    Who we are Looking for:

    Active Roleplayers/Builders
    Content Creators
    Datapack/Mod Makers
    Artists

    – Cool People in General!

    Obviously you do not have to fill all these criteria, they are simply people we prefer in the application process, so here is the application! Be sure to fill it to the best of your ability, losers 😎

    Application Form

    FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    How do I join the SMP? Fill out the application form linked above
    What kind of gameplay can I expect? We focus on Building & Lore, with unique custom origins and models
    Do I need to meet all the criteria mentioned? No, they are preferred but not mandatory
    Are there any specific rules on the server? Yes, we have a set of rules that all members must adhere to for a positive experience

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Eternal Empire 1.20.5

    Eternal Empire 1.20.5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as a llama on a pogo stick? Well, look no further, because this server is the place to be! We’ve got Vtuber idols like Nikki Rei and Roca Rourin ready to party with you in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get the chance to hang out with Vtuber legends like Enya Ignis and Daisy Dandelion. It’s like a virtual party that never ends, and you’re invited!

    So why waste time mining diamonds alone when you could be building epic structures with your favorite Vtuber idols? Join now and let the craziness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

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  • FriendshipCraft Minecraft Server

    FriendshipCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like this wild story of friends and money drama, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes.

    Join us for the most intense virtual adventure of your life, where friendships are tested and alliances are made. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you need?

    So come on, join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as crazy as this story!

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  • CraftyCreeperz – Let’s Name and Shame!

    CraftyCreeperz – Let’s Name and Shame!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names and cultures, even if they’re as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being teased for your unique name, whether it’s from Africa, Europe, or even the Nether realm.

    We’ve got players from all over the world, so you’ll fit right in with your traditional name or your new American alias. Plus, we have a special quest where you can unlock the power of your name and use it to defeat the Ender Dragon!

    Don’t be like poor little nephew getting teased for his name, come join us and let your name shine like a diamond pickaxe in the sun. And remember, kids may suck, but our server rocks! So why wait? Join now and show off your cultural pride while building epic structures and battling mobs with your unique name power!

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  • DeathByCreeper Minecraft SMP

    DeathByCreeper Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you NEED to join. Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

    But wait, there’s more. The admin once turned into a giant potato and started throwing baked potatoes at everyone. It was chaos, but also kinda hilarious. And don’t even get me started on the time we all rode llamas into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. It was epic, bro.

    So, if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter, then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Tuesday. Who can say no to free cake, am I right?

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  • GovtFreeZone: No Rules, Just Blocks

    GovtFreeZone: No Rules, Just Blocks

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the government is always trying to control your gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from oppressive rules and regulations! Join us and experience the freedom to build, mine, and craft without any interference from pesky bureaucrats.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also participate in epic battles for control of the virtual world. Fight off hordes of zombie politicians and corrupt officials as you defend your right to game in peace. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also host weekly treasure hunts where the prize is a diamond-encrusted golden pickaxe (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

    So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your inner rebel as you defy the virtual laws of Minecraft and take back control of your gaming destiny!

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  • Cannabis Brain Quest

    Cannabis Brain Quest

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ backflips! Like, for realz, our server is so lit, it’ll make ya brain feel like it’s on a rollercoaster ride!

    We got secret caves filled with diamonds and emeralds, but watch out for the creepers, they be sneakin’ up on ya like a ninja in the night. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they be throwin’ parties every night and you’re invited!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical portal that takes you to a land of unicorns and rainbows, where you can ride on a dragon and battle evil witches. Plus, we got a disco dance floor where you can show off your sick moves and impress all the other players.

    So, what are ya waitin’ for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the adventure begin! Trust me, your brain will thank you later.

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  • Guardian’s Haven 1.20.5

    Guardian’s Haven 1.20.5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of drama and chaos!

    We have a community full of women who claim to have superpowers like intuition and empathy, but still end up with the same jerks who bully their autistic kids.

    Come witness the mind-boggling contradictions and questionable life choices in our server!

    Who needs reality TV when you can experience this level of craziness in Minecraft?

    Join now and prepare to question everything you thought you knew about relationships and human behavior!

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