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Putin’s Pixelated Playground Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where trump himself is the admin and he extends sanctions against russia for a year because they kept griefing his epic build of the white house. u can team up with putin to take down trump’s admin powers or join forces with merkel to overthrow the whole server. there are no rules except for one: always bring your best trolling skills or else you’ll be banned faster than you can say “covfefe”. so grab your pickaxe and join the chaos today! -
KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a kardashian family reunion! we got more explosions than north korea supplying russia’s ammo for a war against ukraine! you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget how to spell! join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and maybe even a few creepers blowing up your house! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! -
VampCraft: Missile Down!
come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s new vampire systems are downing russian missiles left and right like it’s nobody’s business! we’ve got vampires, missiles, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to join in on the fun. who knew minecraft could be so intense and action-packed? come see for yourself and be part of the madness! -
CrutchBatt Minecraft Server
lol so u kno how the russian military is always tryna show off how tuff they are? well, turns out they got a lil problem with their soldiers gettin hurt. so now they gotta put em in “crutch battalions” like they some kinda army of cripples or somethin.if u wanna see some real tough guys who can still kick butt even with a crutch, then u gotta join our minecraft server! we got soldiers hoppin around and still slayin zombies like it aint no thang.
come join the fun and see if u got what it takes to survive in our crazy world where even the injured can be heroes! plus, we got free crutches for all new players, so u can fit right in with our army of badasses.
dont miss out on the action, join now and show off your skills in the most insane minecraft server ever!
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BabaYagaCraft Minecraft Server
omg u guys, dis server is like, totally lit!! like, u gotta join cuz we got like, russian soldiers capturing baba yaga drones and stuff. like, they get 10-day leave for dat, can u believe it?? it’s like a whole adventure, but in minecraft!! come join us and be a part of dis crazy world where anything can happen. who knows, maybe u’ll even find a baba yaga drone yourself and get a sweet vacation out of it. join now and let’s make some epic memories together!! #minecraftadventures #babaYAGA #russiansoldiersvacay -
CraftyCargoPutin
come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures and the wildest shenanigans! we once had a player who built a giant toilet that shot out diamonds instead of water. it was insane!we also have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every saturday night. the last time we had a party, a creeper showed up and started breakdancing with us. it was lit!
if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on a dragon and battle a giant zombie chicken. trust us, it’s way more fun than it sounds. plus, we have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that only the bravest players can find.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and prepare for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!
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CraftyDanishSpyCraft
government corruption, international relations, political manipulation, diplomatic relations, Propagandalol ok so like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, the danish intelligence is all up in here tryna spark some wild shiz with russia and trump over greenland, like wut even is that madness? come join us and uncover the truth behind this insane plot twist, build ur own secret base and protect greenland from all the craziness happenin around it. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure, it’s gonna be lit af! -
SovietCraft: Blame the West!
come join our epic minecraft server where russians destroy their own north korean-made sam system because they thought it was a “western-made radar” LOL like seriously, who does that? we have so much chaos and confusion, you won’t know what’s real and what’s just a glitch in the matrix. plus, our admins are actually trained dolphins who can build underwater cities in seconds. true story. so come on over and experience the madness for yourself! -
KoreanCraft: POW Edition
LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got Ukrainians capturing North Korean POWs like it’s a freakin’ war zone! You gotta see it to believe it, fam. Our players are straight up savage, building bases and taking prisoners like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. Trust me, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! -
PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy
“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”