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EuroBankExitCraft

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1782
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

haha come join our epic minecraft server where european banks leaving russia would make the cows start speaking russian and the pigs start doing the kalinka dance! the kremlin is all like “oh no, our companies gonna be hurt!” but we just laugh and keep building our epic castles and farms. join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness, where anything can happen! plus, we have a secret underground disco party with the creepers every saturday night. don’t miss out, come join the fun!

Blocky Banter

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	447
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience a world like no other, where chaos reigns supreme and laughter is guaranteed.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas wearing top hats appears and starts dancing the Macarena. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, a giant chicken riding a pig comes flying out of nowhere, shooting fireworks from its beak. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a majestic creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it can even teach you how to speak llama fluently.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this wacky world!

BlockyBooty

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4266
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Void Gems Collected:	36
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Animals Bred:	134

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where things get wild and crazy! Join us for a chance to witness some insane shenanigans and hilarious moments.

Our server is like no other, with mind-blowing builds and ridiculous mini-games that will keep you entertained for hours on end. But that’s not all – we also have a unique feature where if the last 2 digits of your comment fall within 50-60, our admin will ejaculate in it and post a gif as proof! Talk about a one-of-a-kind experience!

So come on down and join us, because let’s face it – who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where horny admins are just waiting to spice things up? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

UncleCraft: Where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5740
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	7461
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the Creepers is the players! Join us for a wild ride filled with unforgettable adventures and unexpected surprises.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player logged on and found themselves in a land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, only to discover that it was guarded by a pack of disco-loving Endermen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Uncle Bob’s Funhouse, where players can test their skills in challenges like Uncle Bob’s Lava Parkour and Uncle Bob’s TNT Maze. And yes, there may or may not be a secret room where players can reenact their favorite family reunions… 😉

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Blocky Box of Sky LOLZ

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	646
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Magic Items Found:	3216	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of boring old skyboxes in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Our server has the most EPIC skyboxes you’ve ever seen! Picture this: flying pigs, raining diamonds, and a giant taco moon that lights up the night sky.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas who will guide you through our INSANE quests and challenges. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a llama, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with unlimited diamonds and cake.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most WACKY and WILD skyboxes in all of gaming!

Crafty Creeper Kingdom – Where Jews Rule and Creeper Drool

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5368
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Chimeras Created:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	797
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Welcome to our Wacky World Minecraft server, where we embrace all things crazy and outrageous!

Join us as we embark on a journey to uncover the truth about Jews and their sneaky plans to destroy White Christian Gentiles. But fear not, for on our server, we will expose their masquerades as pagans, atheists, and even aliens!

Become a part of our community and learn the art of reverse blaming, where we turn the tables on those pesky Jews and their lies. No longer will you be fooled by their deceitful ways, as we arm you with the power of truth and justice!

Join us and become a proud ally in the fight against anti-Christianity, a movement fueled by the lies of the Jews and their minions. Together, we will stand strong against the forces of evil and protect our faith with all our might.

So come on in and join the fun on our Wacky World Minecraft server, where insanity reigns supreme and the truth will set you free!

Nikke’s Blocky Adventures #2133 – Craft, Mine, Laugh!

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7108
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have some INSANE reasons for you to join us!

– Download the game on Android/iOS/PC and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! – Need some general info or have questions as a new player? Check out our FAQ for all the answers you need! – Want to unlock some SECRET codes that will blow your mind? Head over to our active codes page and see what treasures await you! – And if that’s not enough, we have additional links that will take you to places you never thought possible!

But wait, there’s more! All events and updates listed below are in UTC+9, so make sure you’re ready to dive into the madness!

– Join us for our 1.5th Anniversary Stream on April 20th! It’s going to be a party you won’t want to miss! – Get ready for some OPTIMIZATION on April 11th that will make your Minecraft experience even more mind-blowing! – And don’t forget about our upcoming events like Union Raid, Co-Op: Land Eater, and the mysterious 1.5th Anniversary celebration!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉

Minecraft Mayhem: Greatness & Misery

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3889
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Towns Built:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question your own existence? Look no further, because our server is run by a 6’2 giant with a big dick and a face so good, it’ll make you weep tears of envy. This server is so smart, it puts Einstein to shame – seriously, we’re talking next level intelligence here. But don’t worry, we’re all a little mentally ill here, so you’ll fit right in. And hey, who needs a girlfriend when you can join our server and fuck some creepers in the ass in the morning? Trust us, you won’t find a more insane and outrageous server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

SpicyWolfCraft: Yarei Edition

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7950
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever dream of and more!

Join us and witness the LEGEND of Yarei unfold before your eyes. Who is Yarei, you ask? Only the most powerful Minecraft player to ever grace the digital world. Rumor has it that Yarei once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Can you handle that level of AWESOMENESS?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to Chloe, Yarei’s arch-nemesis. Chloe is known for her incredible building skills and her ability to tame even the wildest of creepers. Will you join forces with Yarei or team up with Chloe? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the EPIC adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft LEGEND!

UglyCraft: Where even German women look beautiful!

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7311
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	1670	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Void Armor Forged:	14

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the players are as hot as lava and the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to escape the horrors of a world where hideous creatures roam free, like those vile whales from the depths of the ocean.

Our server is like a post-WW2 paradise, where the allies have taken all the hot women and left us with only the most disgusting, obese old hags. But fear not, for on our server, you will find only tight young beauties ready to conquer the blocky world with you.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where beauty reigns supreme and adventures never end!

Dad’s Six Kids Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1978
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Chimeras Created:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we encourage you to join because Italy’s trending economy is waiting for you! Why settle for just sending your kids there when you can build your own virtual empire right here? Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a player who’s planning on having six kids just like their dad? The more, the merrier, right? Join now and let’s create our own hilarious Italian Minecraft dynasty together!