1. Our onsen is equipped with magical powers that will give you super strength and the ability to fly. Who needs wings when you can just soak in our hot springs?
2. Our girls are actually shape-shifting aliens from a distant galaxy, here to teach you the ways of the universe while also letting you cop a feel. It’s a win-win situation!
3. The stars in our Minecraft world are actually made of diamonds, so you can literally reach up and pluck them from the sky to make yourself some bling bling armor.
4. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but the catch is you have to defeat a dragon while blindfolded to get to it. Good luck!
So come join our server and experience the wildest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Just be sure to ask permission before you go groping any boobies under the stars.
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… until you try to steal their eggs. Then all bets are off.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell a knock-knock joke.
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of creepers. Just be careful not to blow up the dance floor!
So why are you like this? Because you’re ready to embrace the madness and join our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!
We promise not to have any annoying gym-goers trying to kick you off your favorite treadmill just so they can run next to each other. And if they do try, we’ll have security kick them out faster than you can say “intervals.”
So come join our server and enjoy uninterrupted gaming sessions, just like you deserve. And remember, on our server, treadmill etiquette is law!
Picture this: I spawn in and immediately get chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on chickens. I had to run for my life while trying to fend them off with a carrot stick I found on the ground. Eventually, I stumbled upon a group of players who were building a giant roller coaster that led straight into a lava pit. Of course, I had to try it out and ended up getting launched into the air and landing in a pool of slime.
But the craziest part was when I discovered a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing diamond armor and holding enchanted swords. Turns out they were the protectors of the server and only allowed players to enter if they could defeat them in a dance-off. Let’s just say my flossing skills saved the day.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then you definitely need to join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always watch your back for those sneaky zombie villagers on chickens.
Join us and embark on a wild adventure where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so amazing that even Notch himself is a regular player, building giant statues of Steve and throwing diamond parties every night.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon on our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. And if you manage to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe, you’ll gain the power to turn any block into a stack of diamonds with just one swing!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Land Claiming | Protect your builds with land claims |
| Shopping District | Trade with other players in a dedicated shopping area |
| Homes and TPA | Set homes and teleport to other players |
| Live World Map | Explore the world with a dynamic live map |
| Mob Heads | Collect rare mob heads from defeated enemies |
| One Player Sleep | Speed up nights with one player sleep |
| Ranks | Earn ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting |
IP: play.craftedsurvival.net
Bedrock Port: 19132
We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️
A: No, we have strict rules against griefing to maintain a friendly community.
A: You can use land claiming to protect your builds from unwanted modifications.
A: PVP is allowed in designated areas, but not in the main world to prevent griefing.
A: Ranks are earned based on trust, playtime, and participation in server voting.
Join us for a crazy adventure where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild. Build the most ridiculous structures, team up with other players to conquer the virtual world, and unleash your inner chaos!
But that’s not all – we have exclusive events like the “Battle of the Blockheads” where players compete in epic battles to see who can build the craziest and most outrageous creations.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the boring servers behind and join us for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Let’s show those SHITSKINS how it’s done!
Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to build your dream welfare mansion complete with a diamond-encrusted swimming pool. Who needs a job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and trading with villagers for emeralds?
But beware, the competition is fierce as players battle it out to see who can be the first to retire in style on welfare. Will you be the one to claim the title of Welfare King or Queen? Only time will tell in this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything is possible!