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Euphoria Network

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Battles, Castles, collaboration, Conquest, Cross-Play, Economy, Euphoria Network, Exploration, Factions, Kingdom server, knight, Mage, Medieval, Minecraft, Monsters, Prison, Quests, Rogue, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Treasures, Villages, Wilderness

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5908
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	25

Welcome to the Kingdom server, a realm of adventure and conquest within the Euphoria Minecraft Network. Forge your path in a medieval world brimming with majestic castles, bustling villages, and untamed wilderness. Whether you aspire to be a valiant knight, cunning rogue, or masterful mage, the Kingdom server offers endless opportunities for exploration, collaboration, and epic battles. Join forces with fellow players to form powerful alliances, wage war against rival factions, or embark on daring quests to uncover hidden treasures and vanquish fearsome monsters. Will you rise to become a legendary hero, or will you succumb to the perils that await? The fate of the kingdom is in your hands. Are you ready to claim your throne?

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RetroThreadsRevived

60s fashion, 70s fashion, 80s fashion, 90s fashion, bring back, classic fashion, fashion comeback, fashion history, fashion nostalgia, fashion reminiscence, fashion revival, fashion trend, iconic trends, nostalgic fashion, old school fashion, past fashion, retro fashion, RetroThreadsRevived, throwback style, trendy throwback, vintage style

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6751
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Runes Activated:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of wearing the same old boring diamond armor in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server brings back the ancient fashion trend of wearing glow-in-the-dark chainmail armor! Not only will you be the most stylish player in the game, but you’ll also blind your enemies with your fabulousness.

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling dragons while wearing bell-bottom pants and a disco ball helmet. Who needs protection when you have style, am I right?

So come on down to our server and relive the glory days of fashion in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even start a trend that will last for centuries!

AnorexicMiceNoMoreCraft

animal studies, anorexia, AnorexicMiceNoMoreCraft, appetite regulation, behavioral health, biomedical research, disordered eating, drug development, Drugs, Eating disorders, health science, hunger protein, Medical research, Mice, Patients, protein research, researchers, Science Translational Medicine, scientific discovery, study, Symptoms

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7269
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Farms Harvested:	319	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Runes Activated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical hunger proteins that can cure anorexia in mice! who needs therapy when you can just play minecraft and eat virtual food to feel better? our server is like a science lab but with creepers and zombies instead of test tubes. join us and help us find drugs to cure all types of eating disorders, one block at a time! it’s like a virtual science experiment, but with more explosions and less safety precautions. so what are you waiting for? come cure anorexia in mice with us on our crazy minecraft server!

2Players2Losers

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, Hunger Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7372
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

New Anarchy Server in Spanish and English! (2024), Come in, create, destroy and build!

Invite your friends!

2p2l.hopto.org:25851

Dovedale Network

1.8, Bedwars, Dedicated Servers, Dovedale Network, exclusive, Friends, low latency, Minecraft, plugin issues., PvP, smp, Survival, UK server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3460
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
New Chunks Explored:	438445	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Magic Items Found:	6835	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

– UK Server – 1.8+ (but due to plugin issues Bedwars is 1.8 only!)

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Mystmoor: The Land of Semi-Vanilla Chaos with a Twist of Paper 1.21! 🌲🔥

Active, Anti Pay-to-Win, Builds, challenge, Chaos, Cheating, Community, Community Focused, Discord, Enhancements, Grief, Immersive, instagram, Land, Mystmoor, Paper, PvE, Semivanilla, smp, Staff, Survival, Twist, Vanilla, Website, Whitelisted

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5091
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Magic Items Found:	1018	Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP Overview

Features	Friendly staff ready to help Authentic vanilla gameplay with enhancements Promotion of immersive builds Challenge of Hard mode Strong anti-cheating measures No pay-to-win
Discord	Join Mystmoor Discord
Website	Visit Mystmoor Website
Instagram	Check out Mystmoor on Instagram

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, Mystmoor is a whitelisted community.
Do you allow cheating?	No, we have strict measures against cheating.
What mode is the server in?	The server operates in Hard mode.
Is there any pay-to-win features?	No, we do not have any pay-to-win elements on our server.

CraftyCrisis Minecraft Server

action, activism, call to action, CraftyCrisis, do something, encouragement, ENGAGEMENT, Help, initiative, intervention, involvement, Minecraft, motivation, movement, Participation, PLEA, reaction, Request, response, Server, Someone, Support, Urgency

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4121
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Secret Passages Found:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Void Gems Collected:	12	Towns Built:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a house made entirely out of diamonds (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Disco Dragon, who loves to boogie down with players in epic dance parties.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Why am I considered a blocky pedo in Minecraft SMP for being attracted to 16-bit beauties

16bit, age of consent, attracted, attraction, beauties, blocky, Boundaries, consent, considered, Ethics, legal age, legal implications, Maturity, Minecraft, morality, pedo, pedophilia, Perception, physical appearance, Psychology, sexual attraction, sexual desire, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, taboo, underage, understanding age

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5557
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Zombie Dances:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Chimeras Created:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we embrace all kinds of questionable behaviors! Join us if you want to be judged for being attracted to 16-year-old pixelated girls because hey, they look the same as 18+ year olds, right? Our server is the perfect place for those who struggle with basic age recognition and need a safe space to express their confusion. Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your boner’s lack of understanding, we’re all about physical attraction only here! So come on in and let your inner pedo flag fly high in our pixelated paradise!

Putin’s Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

ADVANCE, aggression, Conflict, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, image, international relations, leadership, military tactics, Minecraft, Mr Security, Palace, Perception, PIXEL, Politics, power struggle, Propaganda, putin, Putins, reputation, Rosenberg, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4743
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	19

so, like, have you heard about this minecraft server? it’s, like, totally epic, man.

like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? and suddenly, a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows up your entire house! but don’t worry, because on this server, we have special creeper repellent that keeps those pesky green guys away.

also, we have this crazy story about how the server owner once tamed a pack of wolves and rode them into battle against an army of skeletons. it was, like, the most epic battle ever.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps? it’s like a real-life adventure movie, but in minecraft.

so, come join us on this server, where the only limit is your imagination. and also, watch out for those sneaky creepers. they’re everywhere, man.

KurskCraft: Zelensky’s Admin Fun

ADMIN, administration, border control, civil administration, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Fun, Governance, Government, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, negotiations, peace talks, Politics, regional stability, russia, Russia-Ukraine relations, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, Ukraine, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2049
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Ores Mined:	6363
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can build ur own russian city in Kursk Oblast!!! zelensky himself said it could happen!! come join us and be the mayor of ur own virtual russian town!! u can make ur own laws and have ur own government!! who needs real life when u can rule ur own minecraft city?! plus, u might even get to meet zelensky in the game!! join now for a chance to be a virtual russian politician!!

BetaGlialCraft: Forgettable Adventures

Adventures, Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s research, beta amyloid protein, BetaGlialCraft, brain cells, brain function, brain health, cognitive decline, disease prevention, FORGETTABLE, glial cells, medical advancements, medical breakthroughs, Medical research, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurons, neuroscience, protein production, researchers, therapies, treatment options

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9558
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Magic Items Found:	3331
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got glial cells producing beta amyloid protein like it’s nobody’s business. you wanna join this server cuz it’s gonna open up new avenues for future therapies, bro. forget about boring old neurons, we got glial cells doing the real work here. come join us and let’s cure Alzheimer’s together, one block at a time. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.