BlockyLoveLand

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1935
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Emeralds Found:	1688	Enchantments Applied:	200
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. Plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s have a blast together!

Massive Goon’s Block Party

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8147
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable one out there!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle zombie chickens, and mine diamonds with a spoon! Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, rainbow-colored sheep that poop out gold blocks, and a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the chaos and craziness of our server forever!

Crafty Capitalism

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9832
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Zombie Dances:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we say NO to consumerism! That’s right, consumerism bad! If you dare to benefit from the fruits of 10k years of civilization, you are a baaaad baaad consumuumemmmer! But fear not, for on our server, we have outlawed buying things at stores. Yes, you heard that right. Buying things is bad. Going to stores is bad. You must make everything yourself from scratch or face the wrath of the anti-consumerism police!

Join us on this epic adventure where we craft our own tools, grow our own food, and build our own homes from natural materials. Don’t be fooled by euphemisms or dysphemisms that try to mislead you into thinking consumerism is okay. It’s time to break free from the shackles of modern society and embrace the true essence of self-sufficiency in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove that you are not a baaaad baaad consumuumemmmer! Let’s make Minecraft great again, one handmade block at a time.

Merchant Villages

merchant, PvE, Villages

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2493
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mines Excavated:	1048
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Potions Brewed:	70
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Address: mc.merchantvillages.com

Merchant Villages is a friendly non-pvp server looking for mature, well behaved players.

Have you been enjoying Minecraft single player, but found the online community less than youd hoped for? Are you tired of being griefed by experienced players? Had enough of power hungry admins threatening to ban you every time you blink? Merchant Villages offers a friendly environment for players new to the scene and experienced players alike.

Merchant Villages is well established having been online since January of 2013.

In Merchant Villages you will find a unique economy because it is based off of the NPC villager trades created by Mojang. Villagers on this server have been designed to make trading easy and fun. With EssentialsEco, ChestShop, auction plugin and others seamlessly integrating the vanilla trading with a full eco system, Merchant Villages offers a different approach to creating a full economy experience.

You’ll also find a rich gaming experience with:

– Unlimited land starting with 100×100 plots and expanded as needed

– Everything protected – No griefing, everything logged

– Four home sets and more as you rank

– No starting in overpopulated areas

– Fall damage off – Creeper and ghast block damage off

– Craftbook which includes pipes, wireless redstone, and much more

– Minigames including parkour, spleef, hunger games and more!

– Family friendly environment

– No Inventory loss arenas

– Friendly rules including (1) Respect other players, (2) No offensive language, (3) no hacks, and of course (4) No griefing.

Come and join us for a full, friendly gaming experience.

https://discord.gg/0pkUOvkI9vRNj1Vw

Billionaire City Economy Re-Imagined

billionaire, city, Economy, PvE, Reimagined

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5579
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

How to Join!

There is no requirements to play on Billionaire City! All you need to do is add the Server with the following IP: IP: billionaire.city Discord: https://billionaire.city/discord About Billionaire City

Updates & Improvements

Since the official Release on the 12th of May 2023, we have deployed over 184 Updates of varying sizes to Billionaire City. Some of the most important features that are now crucial to Billionaire City, weren’t existant when we first released, such as Corporations or Custom Fishing & Ships. You can check our Update-Log yourself on the Discord: https://billionaire.city/discord

CraftLords

CraftLords, PvP

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7811
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Ores Mined:	9639	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Server IP: mc.craftlords.com

Have you ever wanted to play modded survival, but dont want to download the mods. Here, you dont have to install anything! Elemental Staffs, Jetpacks, New Ores, More Foods, Industrial Machines, Magical Armor, Elemental Bending and so much more! All this accomplished through SlimeFun, ProjectKorras Elemental Bending, Vampires and Werewolves.

All of this combines together to make your gaming experience truly awesome!

At Craftlords you will enjoy:

– Slimefun

– Vampires become the living dead

– Werewolves gain power with the blood moon

– Slimefun Exotic Garden

– Grief Prevention

– 13 ranks which you obtain by /rankup with in-game currency

– Removed attack cooldown added by 1.9

– Mcmmo to help you build your power

– Friendly knowledgeable staff

– Stable server built and hosted by professionals

– Simple rules like no hack clients or exploits

Join us for the adventure while you build your way to the ultimate rank of CraftLord!

https://discord.gg/cw4thCePvx

ALTXGO! MINECRAFT ANARCHY! Minecraft server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3072
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1

The owner of the “ALTXGO MINECRAFT ANARCHY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

52.28.112.211:12662

☕ Java Survival

java, smp, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3977
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Java Survival SMP Server

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain!

We don’t use the same old plugins you’re tired of seeing such as Essentials or GriefPrevention. We’ve got our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, so we’ve got our own unique feel.

Server address: mc.javasurvival.com

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

We will always strive to… 1. Be your primary Minecraft home: By providing an up-to-date Minecraft experience with longevity. 2. Champion our community: We value our community. Java Survival exists for the players, not for the staff. Players have a say in what goes on.

Server rules 1. No excessively offensive language 2. No politics or other controversial topics 3. No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits 4. Do not disturb other players’ property 5. Do not build too close to other players 6. Be respectful to others and be kind! 7. No advertising

Harmony Falls

Falls, Harmony, smp

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8649
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	4782	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
New Chunks Explored:	894908	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	190
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

👑 Are you looking for a fresh and exciting Minecraft server to join? Look no further than Harmony Falls, the newest voice-chat proximity SMP server! 👑

Server Details: Version: Java 1.20.1 IP: join.harmonyfallssmp.world Discord: https://discord.gg/UD59PE897s

About 🌟 Harmony Falls 🌟: Harmony Falls is a unique Minecraft server that offers an immersive and engaging experience. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone here:

😄 Proximity Voice Chat: Harmony Falls uses Simple Voice Chat, allowing you to talk to other nearby players! However this is optional. 🏰 Towny & Economy: Build your own town/clan, establish relations with other clans, and trade or wage war with other clans/players. 👥 PvE & PvP: Engage in epic battles against mobs or challenge others in PvP arenas. Practice your PvP against gladiator NPCs in the arena, or wage war on other players! Keep in mind that this PvP aspect is fully optional, as PvP is toggle-able within Harmony Falls SMP! 👹 Bosses/Dungeons: New INSANE bosses are being added all the time! 🐉 Pets: Join in and grab a little companion to venture with you in the world; from tiny bears, griffins to dragons! 🌄 RPG Elements: Level up your skills, choose your path, and embark on epic quests. This server has MCMMO, albeit only for a few skills! We’re currently working hard on adding the other skills! 🌟 Events: Participate in events, tournaments, and competitions to win prizes. Examples of such include hide and seek tournaments, murder mystery, build competitions, and many many more! More Exciting Features Coming soon! 🌟

🌟 See our new exciting Dawnpeak City update coming soon! 🌟

Join our friendly and active community on Discord to get started and meet fellow players. Harmony Falls is all about creating lasting memories and epic adventures together.

So, what are you waiting for? Jump into Harmony Falls today and start your Minecraft journey like never before!

Note: Server information may change, so always double-check the latest details on our Discord or website.

– See you in 👑 Harmony Falls 👑

ANARCHY PLEASE ENTER Minecraft server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2364
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Crops Grown:	6199
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Gods Slained:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7

The owner of the server “ANARCHY PLEASE LOG IN” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

5.tcp.eu.ngrok.io:10793

Viona network

Lobby, Skyblock

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	236
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Server IP: play.viona.network

play.viona.network

IP proxima.minecraft.rent:25678 | ALL OPKA Minecraft server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1370
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Farms Harvested:	941	Ores Mined:	3445
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Villages Defended:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

IP proxima.minecraft.rent:25678 | OPKA TO EVERYONE

65.21.170.154:25942

RP SERVER COME ON EVERYONE! Minecraft server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1006
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Potions Brewed:	81
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1

The owner of the server “RP SERVER COME IN EVERYONE” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

g2.moonodes.net:25160

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