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BlockyLoveLand

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8576
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6326
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8354
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. Plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s have a blast together!

Massive Goon’s Block Party

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2465
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Gods Slained:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	311	Magic Items Found:	5746
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable one out there!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle zombie chickens, and mine diamonds with a spoon! Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, rainbow-colored sheep that poop out gold blocks, and a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the chaos and craziness of our server forever!

Crafty Capitalism

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9245
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	388	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we say NO to consumerism! That’s right, consumerism bad! If you dare to benefit from the fruits of 10k years of civilization, you are a baaaad baaad consumuumemmmer! But fear not, for on our server, we have outlawed buying things at stores. Yes, you heard that right. Buying things is bad. Going to stores is bad. You must make everything yourself from scratch or face the wrath of the anti-consumerism police!

Join us on this epic adventure where we craft our own tools, grow our own food, and build our own homes from natural materials. Don’t be fooled by euphemisms or dysphemisms that try to mislead you into thinking consumerism is okay. It’s time to break free from the shackles of modern society and embrace the true essence of self-sufficiency in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove that you are not a baaaad baaad consumuumemmmer! Let’s make Minecraft great again, one handmade block at a time.

PIXELMINE .. – .. The long-awaited WIP New ANTI-CHIT server Minecraft

Fly, Free Donations, Grief, No Mini-Games, Pirate, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9361
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dimension Hops:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Buildings Constructed:	40
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

PIXELMINE – the long-awaited wipe!

play.pixelmines.ru

The Legacy Voyage

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6799
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Hello, My name is Skylar and I am in the middle of working on The Legacy Voyage! This is a server heavily focused on the Hermitcraft series. We have been around for many years and have a huge community! We do allow people to set homes and use minor commands and our economy is based on diamonds like the actual hermitcraft series!

thelegacyvoyage.xyz

Red-Net Servers Valhelsia

PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5797
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

This server is for every gamer that wants a welcoming, non-toxic community to play with. We provide comms , free game servers and FUN! This is our Enhanced Vanilla, Valhelsia pack. You can download the launcher from the CurseForge app and join us. Be sure to join the discord server too.

mc2.red-net.gr:27100

Mortal mines

amazing, Creative, Free Fly, op prison, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3172
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Ores Mined:	9990
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Emeralds Found:	415	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Animals Bred:	66	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

⚡ FREE /VIP ⚡ NEED STAFF ⚡ CUSTOM ENCHANTS ⚡ PAYPAL PAYOUTS ⚡

hub.mortalmines.com

EmelGame Minecraft server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3500
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Animals Bred:	128
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Private Ukrainian minecraft server “EmelGame” – created for those players who want to play without handouts in the form of starting kits, thoughtless distribution of resources, game currency and other things. Players obtain their own resources and fight for their place in the world of EmelGame…On the “EmelGame” server, each player, when they first log in, appears in a random place, on a map measuring 10,000 * 10,000 blocks. Without resources and whales. And everyone begins to fight for their own existence, no one will help, unless you find friends on the server with whom you will survive side by side, fighting hunger, thirst and monsters! There are no warps (teleports) in the world – there is only one place where you can go – /home (after installing the bed).

Tuned Chaos Minecraft

Vanilla

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9592
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5613
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Turned Chaos is a Minecraft survival server with multiple worlds, each with different wipe intervals. By doing things this way and because nothing lasts too long, this server is capable of providing a Minecraft experience that is truly unique. Plugins here are also updated as soon as new releases become available. Please note that while the Tuned Chaos server may offer multiple worlds, some require a paid subscription to access. You will be required to link a Discord account to play. Daily wiped every day at 4:00 AM US Central Time Weekly wiped every Sunday at 4:15 AM US Central Time Monthly wiped on the 1st of every month at 4:30 AM US Central Time Annual wiped at 4:45 AM US Central Time on January 1st every year. No Wipe is only wiped if there is an update to Minecraft that requires it or new world features are added. Server plugins will be updated as frequently as updates are released and found. Please note that while the Tuned Chaos server may offer multiple worlds, some require a paid subscription to access.

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Red-Net Servers Vanilla

Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6545
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Enchantments Applied:	105

This server is for every gamer that wants a welcoming, non-toxic community to play with. We provide comms , free game servers and FUN! This is our vanilla server on the latest Java Client Version. Join us and come to the discord server to relax.

mc1.red-net.gr:27100

Extinct network

Multiplayer Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8735
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	29
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Welcome to Extinct, an SMP server set in the Jurassic period!

Embark on Prehistoric Adventures and Unleash Dino-Themed Features📖 Immerse yourself in a rich narrative with our intricate Story-based Quest System.🌟 Harness the power of Golden Leashes/Mob Catchers to gather mobs for later use.📦 Acquire various crates, including those for Farming, Fishing, Mining, Hunting, and more, all through gameplay.🎁 Enjoy generous Daily Rewards to enhance your gaming experience consistently.🔓 Explore additional content by unlocking rewards through completing quests.🌐 Immerse yourself in a completely unique and extinct ambiance crafted exclusively for you.

Beta is launched on the 26th Jan. If you have seen this beforehand. Please join us on the Discord linked. Cant wait to see you there!

playextinct.net

mc.aqua-mix.com Anarchy Parkour on Elitra Minecraft server

Anarchy, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Donations, Grief, Private, PvP

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6812
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragons Tamed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

The era of the New Vulture has begun

mc.aqua-mix.com

GamerBro Enigmatica 8

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	409
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	245
Mines Excavated:	4620	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57

Hey MC community, join us in playing Enigmatica 8, we have admins who will show you how to play modded content, enjoy a causal atmosphere with technical knowledge to remove lag and allow a grief free survival play through with modded content! Step by step picture instructions to get you started See you in server.

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