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EUndermineCraft

Alliance, anti-Western, CONSERVATIVE, demise, EU, EUndermineCraft, Europe, european union, Globalism, Government, Hungary, nationalism, nationalism rising, nationalist leader, Politics, populist, SOVEREIGNTY, Speech, trump, Warning, Western civilization

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9601
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

so, liek, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s better than a unicorn farting rainbows on a double rainbow! why should u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, a chicken and a pig became best friends and built the most epic roller coaster in minecraft history. u can ride it on this server and experience the thrill of a lifetime! but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even hungary’s nationalist leader is warning of the EU’s demise and backing Trump in an anti-western speech. if that doesn’t convince u to join, then i don’t know what will! come join us and let’s build a minecraft world that will make even herobrine jealous!

RapeCraft: Defend Your Title!

athlete, Competition, controversy, CONVICTED, criminal, DEFEND, Dutch, Ethics, International, Justice, Legal, morality, Olympic, organizers, Participation, public opinion, rape, RapeCraft, scandal, sexual assault, sports, Title

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7006
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Votes:	878
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

so, like, this minecraft server is, like, totally epic, dude. you gotta join because, like, we have this athlete who was, like, convicted of rape but the dutch olympic organizers are totally cool with it. it’s, like, the wildest thing ever, man. you gotta see it to believe it. plus, we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and, like, a giant chicken that shoots fireballs. it’s, like, a total blast, bro. come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

BaldBarberCraft

bald barber, BaldBarberCraft, Barber, barber clients, barber community, barber culture, barber grooming, barber hierarchy, barber humor, barber industry, barber jokes, barber line, barber profession, barber relationships, barber services, barber shop, barber skills, barber stereotypes, barber techniques, barber tools, barber traditions

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1597
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Endless Night Skies:	3

lol join our epic minecraft server where the barbers are so good they have their own barbers who are also bald. why join? because our server is so lit, even the creepers wear sunglasses to protect their eyes from all the explosions. plus, our diamond ore is actually made of chocolate so you can mine and snack at the same time. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a super chill dude who just wants to build cool stuff. so come join us and experience the most epic and hilarious minecraft adventures ever!

ViralCraft: DNA Survival

Cancer, cellular biology, Dna, Evolution, genetic material, Harmless, Human genome, infection, Medical research, oncology, Primate ancestors, REAWAKENED, research, scientists, Survival, Tens of millions of years ago, Thrive, tumor growth, Viral DNA, ViralCraft, Viruses

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4592
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186	Secret Passages Found:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

yo, so like, this server is like the ultimate survival challenge, but with a twist! we got viruses infecting your DNA, just like in real life! but don’t worry, it’s all for fun and games, right? join us and see if you can survive and thrive like a cancer cell in this crazy Minecraft world. who knew viruses could be so lit, amirite? come join the madness and see if you got what it takes to conquer the ultimate genetic challenge!

nitent network

Adventure, base, BATTLING, Biomes, building, Challenges, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, dynamic, Economy, Events, Exploration, Friends, gameplay, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Plugins, PvP, Survival, Tournaments, Updates, Vanilla, vibrant

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6087
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Villages Defended:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

### Welcome to Nitent Network!

Nitent Network is a vibrant and dynamic Minecraft community dedicated to providing an exceptional gaming experience. With a focus on creativity, adventure, and community, we offer a variety of game modes, events, and features that cater to players of all interests and skill levels.

#### Key Features: – **Diverse Game Modes:** From survival to creative, PvP to minigames, there’s something for everyone. – **Regular Updates:** We continuously add new content, plugins, and features to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting. – **Community Events:** Join in on our frequent events, tournaments, and challenges to compete for exclusive rewards. – **Custom Plugins:** Enjoy unique gameplay enhancements with our custom plugins, designed to add new dimensions to your Minecraft experience. – **Active Community:** Connect with fellow players, make new friends, and engage with a supportive and friendly community.

Join us today and embark on an unforgettable journey in the world of Nitent Network! Whether you’re building your dream base, battling it out in PvP, or exploring new biomes, there’s always something amazing waiting for you.

play.nitent.fun:6994

Mystical Craft

Claims, Cross-Play, Economy, Grief Protection, Minecraft, Mystical Craft, PvE, PvP, Server, smp, Vanilla, vienminer, Whitelist

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2905
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Mystical Craft is a up and coming vanilla Minecraft SMP with grief protection, claims, vienminer and more! Coming soon!!

Whitelisted for now 🙂

mysticalcraftsmp.mc.gg:25624

COME IN FASTER DONATION DISTRIBUTION /HACK Minecraft server

building, come in faster, Community, Creative, distribution, donation, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Fun, Gaming, Hack, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4246
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Zombie Dances:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Emeralds Found:	2922	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

The owner of the server “COME IN FASTER DONATION HACK” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

hack3.liovimc.ru

AttackTime Minecraft Server

action sequence, attack timing, AttackTime, Battle tactics, Combat strategy, Competitive Gaming, Decision making, Game Mechanics, game tactics, gaming strategy, Minecraft, Multiplayer Games, player order, player strategy, Server, strategic planning, strategic thinking, strategic warfare, tactical combat, Tactical Gameplay, turn based strategy, video game tactics, waiting for turn

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	325
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Crops Grown:	1681	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Potions Brewed:	72

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to wait your turn to attack? Well, look no further because on our server, it’s always your turn to attack! We have a special potion that gives you superhuman strength and speed, so you can take down mobs and other players with ease. Plus, our custom-built PvP arena is filled with obstacles and traps to keep things interesting. Join now and show everyone who’s boss in the ultimate battle royale!

SecuredCraft SMP – LinuxLolz

desktop operating systems, Desktoptards, eBPF, Firejail, flatpak, GNU/Linux desktops, insecure, JIT compiler, JIT spraying, kernel, less secure, linux kernel, LinuxLolz, MacOS, malicious application, memory unsafe language, MS-DOS security model, no strong sandboxing, RCE vulnerability, sandboxing applications, SecuredCraft, security vulnerabilities, smp, Snap, unfixed bugs, user space code, W^X violation, Weak sandboxing, windows 10

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7563
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of those GNU/Linux desktoptards thinking they’re all that? Well, we’ve got the perfect place for you to show them who’s boss! Join our Minecraft SMP where we laugh in the face of weak sandboxing and insecure kernels.

Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?

And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.

DadCare Minecraft Server

aita, baby, child, Communication, Conflict, dad, DadCare, family, Father, Frustration, involvement, Minecraft, Mother, neglect, newborn, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sibling, sister, standing up, Support, work

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2700
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Emeralds Found:	1819	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Animals Bred:	93	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a baby being taken care of by your mom? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to feed you, bathe you, and give you all the attention you need just like a newborn baby.

Just like the dad in the story, our staff may seem a bit lazy at times, but don’t worry, we’ll always come through in the end (hopefully). And if you ever feel neglected, just cry out for attention and we’ll make sure someone is there to distract you and make you feel special.

So come join us on our server where you’ll never have to worry about being ignored or left to fend for yourself. We may not be the most responsible parents, but we’ll definitely make sure you have a good time!

KidCutsNoMore

Barber, barbering techniques, child haircut, child’s rights, CLIPPERS, comfort, consent, discipline, emotional, Father, KidCutsNoMore, Moisturize, parenting, professional ethics, punishment, Razor, refusal, scalp care, Trauma, walk in

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5589
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to give you a “punishment” haircut like the poor kid in this story! Our barbers are all trained in the art of pixelated hair cutting, so you can trust us to give you a stylish new ‘do without any tears or fears.

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while getting a virtual haircut at the same time! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a rare block that can transform your character’s hair into a fabulous rainbow color.

And don’t worry, we won’t force you to go bald unless you specifically ask for it. Unlike some parents out there, we believe in letting our players express themselves freely in the world of Minecraft. So come join us for a fun and hair-raising adventure like no other!