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| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 1061 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 58 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 87 |
Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.
