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Crafty Fap Adventures – Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4905
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mines Excavated:	3913
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join us for a wild ride where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, chat with fellow players about all things naughty, and even have a little…alone time.

In our Steaming Body edition, you can show off your hottest skins and strut your stuff in front of all your new friends. And who knows, you might even find a special someone to join you in your virtual escapades. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on /dft/ and let the fun begin!

Blocky Hospital LOLz

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	807
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

BloodCraft: Where we spill pixels better than WCW! LOL

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3395
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	9524	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Animals Bred:	138	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magic Items Found:	5735
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that knows how to bring the heat? Look no further than our server! We do blood spots better than WCW and flame spots better than WWE! Our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in the ring with Stone Cold Steve Austin himself. Join us for some epic battles and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you cry. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down on our server!

CraftyVR – Blocky Banter Zone

Assetto Corsa, banter, blocky, CraftyVR, Dirt Rally 2 club, EU Assetto Corsa, EU Contractors, EU Pavlov, fallout 4, Game recommendations, Game Resources, Headset Selection, Idol Event, mahjong tournament, maid cafe, Meido Edition, Minecraft, NA Pavlov, NA Walkabout Minigolf, Race War, Real Suffering, SEA Breachers, virtual reality, VRC Screenshots, VRChat Events, vtol vr, Zone

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3730
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Crops Grown:	9971
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7247
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Our “Virtual Reality, Real Suffering” Meido Edition Headset Selection will have you feeling like you’re actually in the game – and trust us, the suffering is real (but in a fun way, we promise).

Join us for our Maid Cafe event on June 1st, where you can role-play as a cute maid serving up virtual treats to your fellow players. Or how about our upcoming Race War in early/mid June, where you can battle it out on the virtual racetrack for glory and bragging rights?

And don’t even get us started on our VRChat events – from mahjong tournaments to idol events, we’ve got something for everyone. Plus, with regularly hosted multiplayer games like NA Pavlov and EU Assetto Corsa, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So grab your Meido Edition headset, jump into our Minecraft world, and get ready for some outrageous fun and unforgettable experiences. See you in the virtual realm!

PLAPless Peasant Minecraft Server – Where Not Buying PLAP is a Crime! Join Now!

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5524
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of being a noob on other servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to level up your Minecraft skills and become a true legend in the game!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical unicorn that will guide you through the land of rainbows and diamonds. We have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden carrots and dancing villagers that will trade you rare items for free!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary PLAP (Potato Lover’s Association Party) where players gather to celebrate the almighty potato and its powers of infinite hunger satisfaction. If you didn’t buy PLAP, then you’re missing out on all the potato-tastic fun!

So come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t be a noob, be a legend on our server!

TurtleSMP

Auctions, bets, Community, Friends, iTurtle23, Jobs, protection stones, Random TP, smp, Survival, TurtleSMP, twitch, VIP Ranks

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2799
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ores Mined:	5562
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Void Gems Collected:	38	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

The best SMP survival to have fun with your friends join now.

We have the SurvivalSMP mode, a mode with Jobs, Protection Stones, Random TP, Bets, Auctions, VIP Ranks and best of all we are a close-knit community.

Twitch: iTurtle23

51.222.147.236:25592

HeartburnCraft: Where we hope you don’t lose your soul in the fiery depths of our economy-driven world!

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2104
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Server Name	HearthCraft
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Start Date	October 2018
Server IP	play.hearthcraft.net
Website	https://www.hearthcraft.net
Discord	https://discord.hearthcraft.net

Overview

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been providing the best experiences since October of 2018. The server features a variety of plugins and a dedicated server for an optimal gameplay experience. The server prides itself on its active community and fair gameplay.

Features

No server resets
No pay-to-win paid perks
Resource worlds that reset monthly
Live map available at https://map.hearthcraft.net
Zero tolerance for hate speech
Pet system, land claiming, marriage plugin
Active economy system with player shops, auctions, and more
Leaderboards with various categories
Runs on dedicated hardware in Virginia
Uses Purpur for server optimization
Block logging and inventory rollback
Difficulty set to Hard

FAQ

Q: Can I grief on the server?

A: No, the server has a zero-tolerance policy for any form of griefing.

Q: Are there pay-to-win features on the server?

A: No, HearthCraft does not have any pay-to-win paid perks.

Q: Is the server hardware dedicated?

A: Yes, the server runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server with the IP play.hearthcraft.net

Q: Are there any automatic farm limitations on the server?

A: No, there are no automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers or entity cullers.

PushyButtonCraft

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4266
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	209
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Mines Excavated:	2726	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

magical portal will open up and transport you to a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give out free hugs! Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a dragon, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and battle a giant chicken boss for epic loot. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft master in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps)! So what are you waiting for? Push that button and let the wacky adventures begin!

Snopes-Approved KinoCraft: Where Facts and Fun Collide!

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1187
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2988	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens building castles. If that’s not a reason to join, I don’t know what is!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Trust us, it’s going to be a clucking good time!

Zombie Barbie’s Revenge

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6220
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are more fashionable than the players and the cows have a secret underground disco party every night.

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a chicken riding a pig and a skeleton riding a spider.

Explore our vast world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with hot chocolate.

But be warned, the villagers are known for their wild dance parties that last until sunrise. You might even catch the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see for yourself what the fuck happened to her!