come join our epic minecraft server, where we have estonia in a wild adventure to get EU to seize russian assets for ukraine! we have crazy battles and epic quests that will make your head spin. the players are like warriors, fighting for justice and glory. join us now and be a part of this insane journey! who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally bring peace to the land. let’s gooooooo!
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CraftyCreeperEU
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MarchCraft EU Summit
OMG GUYZ, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like an extraordinary summit on EU defense but with BLOCKS. like, we gonna build a fortress to protect against zombie invasions and creepers trying to blow up our shiz. ukraine is gonna be there too, fighting off skeletons and endermen with us. it’s gonna be LIT fam, so come join us and let’s show those mobs who’s boss! #minecraftmadness #blockparty #defendtheeu
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SnowballFightCraft
lol imagine if u were playin on this minecraft server and u found out the EU was tryna confiscate part of russia’s $280 BILLION like wut even is happenin. come join our server for all the crazy drama and chaos u could ever want. who knows, maybe u’ll stumble upon some hidden treasure or start a war between nations. anything can happen on this wild ride of a server. so come on, join us and let’s see where this crazy journey takes us!
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EuroCraft: More Blocks, Less Accusations
so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join because we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds.one time, this player built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon and back in like, 2 minutes. it was totally insane, dude.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests that never run out of cookies? yeah, you heard me right. COOKIES.
plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. we have dance parties every night and everyone dresses up as their favorite mob. it’s wild, man.
so, like, join now before you miss out on all the craziness. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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EuroCraft Minecraft Server
lol imagine if u could use that money to build ur own army in minecraft instead!! join our server and become the ultimate warlord, conquer lands, and fight epic battles with ur friends. u can use the €20 billion to buy diamond swords, enchanted armor, and even hire a dragon to fight for u. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to rule the minecraft world with an iron fist. join now and show everyone who’s boss!
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KyivCraft: $20.9B Aid Package!
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we are so lit that even the EU is preparing a military aid package for us worth $20.9 billion! like, who needs diamonds when you got that kind of cash, amirite? we’re so powerful, even the creepers are scared of us. join now and be part of the most epic battles and adventures in minecraft history. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasures. don’t miss out on all the fun, join us now and become a legend in the minecraft world!
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NATO No More, EU Army Galore!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual soap opera with a twist! Picture this: the US has abandoned NATO, Russia is causing chaos, and the EU is left to fend for itself. But fear not, because on our server, you can join the “army of Europe” and defend our borders against any threat – even if it means taking on Russia with nothing but a pickaxe and some dirt blocks! So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with intrigue, betrayal, and epic battles that will make your head spin (literally, if you get hit by a stray arrow). Trust us, you won’t find a more thrilling Minecraft experience anywhere else!
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AluminaCraft: No RussAlum Allowed!
come join our epic minecraft server where we ban russian aluminium imports for fun!! u can build ur own aluminium-free world and trade with other players for rare items like enchanted pickaxes and diamond armor. our server is so lit, even the EU envoys are talking about it! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!
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CraftyPandaEU
come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant pandas out of blocks and ride dragons into battle against evil creepers. our server is so lit, it will bring more stability to the turbulent world of minecraft. join us and become a master builder, creating insane structures that will make even the ender dragon jealous. plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll make friends from all over the world. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft universe together!
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Blocktopia: EU vs Russia
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we take russia sanctions into our OWN hands!!! we build giant walls to keep out the russians and have epic battles with them using diamond swords and TNT!!! our commissioner is a total badass who will lead us to victory!! join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!!! #russiasanctions #minecraftmadness