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TreeHuggerCraft
carbon neutralityclimate changeenvironmental groupsEUTreeHuggerCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we chop down trees like there’s no tomorrow! we’re like the deforestation champions of the virtual world! equivalent to 18 million cars, that’s how much we’re saving the environment by clearing out all those pesky trees in our way.
join us and help fuel the climate crisis in the most fun way possible! build massive treehouses and then destroy them in the name of progress. who needs oxygen anyway? we’re all about that carbon dioxide life.
so if you’re looking for a server that’s as environmentally destructive as it is entertaining, look no further. come join us and be a part of the deforestation revolution!

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CraftyCops Minecraft Server
civil libertiescourt rulingdata accessminor crimesPolice
so like, imagine this, u join this epic minecraft server, right? and u know what’s crazy? the police can access ur mobile phone data for minor crimes! like, bro, u gotta join this server just to see what kind of shenanigans the police are up to in minecraft world. maybe they’re building a secret base or something, who knows? but seriously, if u wanna see some wild stuff go down, join this server ASAP. plus, we have the best virtual donuts in town, so there’s that too. come on, don’t be a square, join now!

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MoldovaBribeCraftEU
corruption scandalEUeuropean unionManipulationMoldovan citizens
Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz Russia done bribed over 130,000 peeps in Moldova to stop them from joining the EU. Like, what even?! You gotta come join us and help us fight against this madness in the virtual world of blocks and creepers. Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base that’s straight outta a spy movie. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. Join now before Putin tries to shut us down!

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ElecCraft EU-Tariff-Free GermLand
ChinesedecisionEconomyelectric vehiclesinternational relations
Haha, you wanna join our Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants! We got pigs that fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and cows that moo in perfect harmony.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even Germany is voting against EU tariffs on Chinese electric vehicles just to get in on the action. That’s right, Angela Merkel herself said, “I gotta get me some of that sweet, sweet Minecraft madness!”
So come on, join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch would be jealous. Don’t miss out on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

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MissileCraftEU
foreign policyMIDDLE EASTmilitary technologyMissileCraftEUsanctions
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the EU is talking about it? well, this server is so epic that even Iran is tryna get in on the action by supplying us with ballistic missiles. like, how insane is that? u gotta join this server if u wanna be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever. plus, who knows what other countries will try to get in on the fun next? join now before the whole world is talking about us!

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EU BattleCraft Minecraft Server
EUeuropean defenseinternational relationsminecraft servernato
so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in minecraft, when suddenly, RUSSIA ATTACKS. that’s right, the next defense commissioner is like, “EU must be able to fight russia,” and you’re like, “well, guess i better join this minecraft server to train for battle.”
on this server, you’ll learn all the skills you need to take down the russians, like building epic fortresses, mastering redstone contraptions, and taming wild wolves to fight by your side. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plot your strategy and stockpile weapons.
but that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is actually run by a team of super intelligent dolphins who are planning to launch a surprise attack on russia using an army of turtles armed with TNT. so if you want to be part of the most epic battle in minecraft history, join this server now.
remember, the fate of the EU is in your hands – are you ready to fight?

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MacronCraftEU
Emmanuel MacronEU survivaleuropean integrationeuropean unionMacronCraftEU
Yo, forget about all that political drama, come join this EPIC Minecraft server instead! Emmanuel Macron might be warning about the end of the EU, but we’re here to save the day with our blocky paradise.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who decided to throw a party. But instead of blowing up everything, he invited all the players on our server for a dance-off. And guess what? The creeper won! It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where all the pigs have learned how to fly. It’s like a bacon-flavored version of Peter Pan, except with more explosions and less pixie dust.
So, if you’re tired of boring old politics and want to escape to a world where anything is possible, come join our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a dancing creeper!

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CraftyLePenFraudEU
CraftyLePenFraudEUembezzlementEUFranceleader
come join our epic minecraft server where you can build your own embezzlement schemes just like Marine Le Pen! steal diamonds, emeralds, and even gold blocks from other players while avoiding the law!
we have a special “far-right” faction where you can team up with other players who share your extreme views and dominate the server with your questionable policies.
if you’re looking for a wild and crazy time filled with drama and intrigue, then this is the server for you! join now and let the chaos begin!

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FrostCraft Minecraft Server
EUforeign policyinternational relationspolitical tensionsrussia
come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can use all the funds from frozen russian assets to build the most lit minecraft world ever. we got diamonds for days and creepers that drop stacks of emeralds. our admins are all ukrainian ninjas who will protect u from any griefers or trolls. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find elytra wings and ride dragons into battle. join now before putin tries to shut us down, comrade!

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NATOandEU4Ukraine
DefenseDiplomacyFinnish presidentinternational relationsnato
so, like, u kno how ukraine is all like “oh i wanna join nato but i gotta join eu first”? well, the finnish president is like “yup, that’s the way it’s gonna go down, no nato for ukraine until they’re in the eu club”. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when u can join our minecraft server instead? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so come on, join our server and leave all that nato and eu drama behind. let’s build some crazy stuff together and have a blast!

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