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| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 6392 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but the best part is, we got this magic potion that lets you build stuff super fast, like, faster than a cheetah on roller skates.
and get this, we got this secret underground city where you can battle dragons and rescue princesses and stuff. it’s like a whole new world down there, man.
oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with, like, mutant animals? yeah, they’re, like, half pig, half chicken, and they lay golden eggs. it’s wild, dude.
so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s, like, totally out of this world, come on over. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a diamond sword. let’s do this, bro.
