hey u! yes u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well, do i have the server for u! we got mealworm powder in our food, approved by the EU! why, u ask? well, because it gives u superpowers in the game! imagine flying around like a majestic mealworm, taking on creepers and zombies with ur newfound strength! join us now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!
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WormyDelights Minecraft Server
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DataProtFailCraft
lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!
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CraftyPixelAppleLand
so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like being inside a lava pit but without the burns? well, this server is like that but with diamonds instead of lava.imagine a world where pigs fly, literally. on this server, we have flying pigs that drop bacon instead of porkchops. it’s like a bacon lover’s dream come true.
oh, and did i mention that our server has a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows? yeah, it’s true. you can ride a unicorn through a rainbow tunnel while shooting glitter arrows at your enemies. it’s like a magical disco party, but in minecraft form.
plus, we have a special plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens. so instead of blowing up your house, they’ll just cuddle with you and purr. it’s like having a pet explosion, but in a good way.
so come join our server and experience the wackiest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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BrusselsBustStopEU
come join our epic minecraft server where we have the power to stop hungary from bussing migrants to brussels. we have magical powers and crazy mods that will make your head spin. build your own refugee camp or go on a quest to save the migrants from the evil hungarian bus drivers. the EU commission is on our side and will do whatever it takes to make sure you have a good time on our server. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a hero in this wacky world of minecraft madness!