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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 2581 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 17 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 9079 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
join dis server if u wanna be part of a wild ride where u can team up with ur frenemies and take over da world! build epic bases, battle epic monsters, and maybe even start a political scandal or two – da possibilities are endless!
plus, rumor haz it dat if u join dis server, u might even get a chance to meet Viktor Orbán and Vladimir Putin themselves! who knows, maybe dey’ll even invite u to their next secret meeting to plan world domination – now wouldn’t dat be sumthin?
so, wut r u waitin for? come join da chaos and see where it takes u on dis totally insane Minecraft server! just remember, any alliances u make are totally not legally binding – unless u wanna sign a contract in-game, den dat’s a whole nother story!