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CraftyKallas Minecraft Server

Baltic states, CraftyKallas, Estonia, EU job, European affairs, European Commission, European Council, European leadership, european parliament, european politics, european union, Government, Kaja Kallas, leadership, Minecraft, News, political career, Politics, prime minister, public broadcaster, resignation, resignation announcement, Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6053
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46	Dimension Hops:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6609	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mines Excavated:	1454
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	198
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

lol ok so listen up, on this EPIC minecraft server, we got Estonian Prime Minister Kallas resigning for a EU job like WHAAAT. it’s like a soap opera but in minecraft, you gotta join just to see the drama unfold. who knew politics could be so spicy in a blocky world? come join us for the craziest plot twists and turns you’ve ever seen in a minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have llamas that can do the cha-cha, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna be a part of this madness? join now and let the chaos begin!

DadDitchedMC

blended families, custody disputes, DadDitchedMC, emotional well being, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family harmony, family living arrangements, family loyalty, family pressure, family responsibilities, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, living preferences, parent-child relationships, Parental authority, personal boundaries, teenage independence

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4433
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Star Shards Collected:	62
Crops Grown:	8115	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that feels like a peaceful oasis away from the chaos of real life? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the screaming and yelling of a crowded house and relax in your own virtual paradise.

With plenty of space to build your dream home (without the fear of it being destroyed by cousins), you can create your own peaceful sanctuary. Plus, we have a dedicated area for books and records – something you could never have at your dad’s house with all the noise!

Join now and escape the drama of family arguments and custody battles. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and enjoy some peace and quiet, away from the chaos of “real life”. And remember, on our server, you’re the boss – no one can tell you what to do!

HaniyehsRevenge Minecraft Server

Assassination, Conflict, Foreign involvement, gaza, Hamas, Haniyeh, HaniyehsRevenge, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Palestinian, political violence, regional tensions, resistance movement, RETALIATION, Server, short-range projectile, targeted killing, Terrorism, world news

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4528
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7162
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun you’ll think you got hit by a short-range projectile like Hamas leader Haniyeh 😂 we got crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items! join now or risk missing out on all the chaos and mayhem! #minecraftmadness #joinusbeforeyougethitbyaprojectile 😜🔥🚀

SubmarineSlayin’ S-400Craft

Black sea, Conflict Resolution, Crimea crisis, defense strategy, eastern europe, enemy submarine, international relations, military confrontation, military intelligence, military operation, military strike, military technology, missile defense, naval warfare, S-400 air defense system, S400Craft, security measures, SubmarineSlayin, temporarily occupied Crimea, territorial dispute, Ukrainian forces, Ukrainian General Staff

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	321
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Magic Items Found:	3717
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Emeralds Found:	3549
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have submarines and air defense systems just like in Ukraine! Except ours are way cooler because they’re made out of blocks!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild submarine appears and starts shooting at you! But don’t worry, our S-400 air defense system will protect you and blast that submarine out of the water!

Join now for the most intense battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Who needs Ukraine when you have our server?!

BreatheCraft: Blinkless Life

Awareness, blinking, Blinkless, BreatheCraft, Breathing, EYES, facts, health, human body, INTERESTING, Life, Longevity, LUNGS, meditation, mindfulness, mindfulness practice, physiology, respiratory system, Science, statistics, Trivia, wellness

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3855
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	6833	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Yo, bro, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers do the cha cha slide. We got diamond armor that makes you look like a disco ball and enchanted swords that make you feel like a medieval knight on crack.

One time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid golden eggs every hour. And another time, a group of players formed a band and performed a concert in the Nether, with the ghasts providing backup vocals.

You know how many breathes you’ve taken in your life? More than the amount of times you’ve blinked, bro. So why not spend some of those breathes on our server, where the possibilities are as endless as a never-ending bowl of spaghetti.

Join us now and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen, baby!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

Beliefs, christcucks, Christianity, criticism, cultural perceptions, cyberbullying, derogatory terms, disrespectful language, FAITH, Holycraft, internet culture, Minecraft, offensive language, online behavior, online harassment, Religion, religious extremism, religious insults, religious intolerance, Server, societal attitudes, Stereotypes, trolling

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8441
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	327
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Void Armor Forged:	26	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Are you tired of dealing with Christcucks who just can’t handle the awesomeness of our Minecraft server? Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. Our server is like a virtual playground for gamers who are ready to leave the Christcucks behind and embrace the chaos. So come on, join us and see what all the hype is about. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who are just as crazy as you are!

MarriagelessMC in Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, Character development, Climax, FANTASY, Happy Ending, Hero, love interest, Manga, manga series, manga storyline, Marriage, MarriagelessMC, mc, Minecraft, plot twist, Protagonist, relationship, resolution, romance, Saving the World, shounen manga, smp

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4900
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more epic than our builds are the insane stories we create together! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons, building massive castles, and maybe even finding true love in the virtual world (we can’t promise you’ll actually marry your Minecraft crush, but hey, anything is possible in this crazy place). Our server is filled with hilarious moments, epic quests, and the occasional accidental explosion (oops, sorry about that creeper). So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter, come join us and become the hero of your own Minecraft story!

DogToyDrama Minecraft Server

attached, Defensive, Destroyed, dog toy, DogToyDrama, expensive toy, favorite toy, Friend, kids will be kids, Minecraft, overreacted, Pay, Replace, ruined, Server, small dog, specific toy, TENSE, Upset, upset dog, upset owner

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9734
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of a dog’s favorite toy! Join us for a wild adventure where we promise to protect your virtual pets’ belongings at all costs.

Imagine a world where your furry friends can roam freely without the fear of their toys being destroyed by mischievous little players. Our server offers a safe haven for all pets and their beloved possessions.

Don’t let your dog suffer like the poor pup in the story above. Join us now and experience a virtual paradise where every toy is cherished and every pet is pampered. Who knew Minecraft could be so paw-some?

CousinCraft: No Kids Allowed!

ableist, Allowed, child-free wedding, CousinCraft, disabled cousin, disruptive behavior, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, high schooler, Hypocrite, Kids, legal adult, mature teenager, mental disabilities, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding invitation, wedding planning, wedding rules

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5000
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7857	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Holy Grails Found:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5982
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24

Are you tired of dealing with family drama like this? Join our Minecraft server where age is just a number and everyone is welcome, no matter their mental age or maturity level! We don’t discriminate against anyone, even if they have the mind of an 8-year-old like your cousin. Plus, our virtual weddings are always child-free, so you won’t have to worry about any disruptions from youngins. Come join us for a fun and drama-free experience like no other!

PianoCraft Minecraft Server

activism, anti-war activist, detention, dies in custody, freedom of speech, government oppression, HUMAN RIGHTS, hunger strike, injustice, International Outcry, Minecraft, peaceful resistance, pianist, Pianocraft, political prisoner, protest, protest movement, Russian, Server, social justice, Tragedy, tragic loss, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2266
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Potions Brewed:	198
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian pianists playing music in the background while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers! we even have an anti-war activist who will protest against all the griefers and trolls in the server, fighting for justice and peace in the blocky world. but be warned, if you don’t join, you might end up like the pianist, dying in custody during a hunger strike for not being part of the most lit server in all of minecraft history! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

OceanCurrents2030s

2030s, Atlantic Ocean, climate change, climate crisis, collapse, currents, environmental impact, Environmental Science, global warming, Gulf stream, Marine Biology, marine ecosystems, North Atlantic, ocean circulation, ocean currents collapse, ocean temperatures, OceanCurrents2030s, oceanography, research, Sea Level Rise, weather patterns

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4155
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

yo listen up gamers, dis server be like dat critical system of Atlantic Ocean currents, bout to collapse in da 2030s. but don’t worry, we ain’t sinkin’ no ships, we be buildin’ em in Minecraft! join dis server for a wild ride, where da only thing collapsin’ be your expectations of what a Minecraft server can be. come sail da high seas with us and let’s build a world so epic, even Poseidon would be jelly. so grab your pickaxe and hop on board, cuz dis server be sinkin’… in fun!