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CraftyCreeperLand

Amenities, best, Community, convenience, cost of living, CraftyCreeperLand, Entertainment, Environment, Healthcare, Living, location, neighbors, noise, opportunities, Pollution, quality of life, Safety, SCHOOLs, traffic, weather, WORST

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4109
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Votes:	3366
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Players Killed by Monsters:	3512	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dimension Hops:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Come join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where the best thing is that you can build your dream mansion without worrying about zoning laws or nosy neighbors! The worst thing? Well, our server is so addictive that you might forget to eat, sleep, or even go to the bathroom. But hey, who needs those things when you’re busy fighting off zombie hordes and riding on flying pigs? Join us now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

JasperFireRescueCraft

15 metres per minute, 400ft flames, Alberta, brave firefighters, Canada, Canadian resort town, disaster relief, emergency response, emergency services, evacuation efforts., fast-moving wildfire, fire spread rate, Firefighters, first responders, Forest Fire, Jasper National Park, JasperFireRescueCraft, natural disaster, save Jasper, wildfire containment, wildfire prevention

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7311
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Magic Items Found:	7842	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the flames are as high as 400ft and spread faster than you can say “creeper!” we’ve got a fire spread rate of approximately 15 metres per minute, so you better be quick on your feet or you’ll be toast! join now and see if you can survive the heat, just like poor jasper in the canadian resort town. who needs firefighters when you’ve got mad minecraft skills? let’s burn it up, baby!

Santa’s AFK on Xmas Eve

Afk, chimney, christmas, christmas eve, December 25th, Elves, Eve, Festive, gift giving, holiday, jolly, joyous, Magic, Merry, north pole, reindeer, Santa Claus, Santas, Sleigh, St. Nicholas, tradition, winter wonderland, Workshop, XMAS

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9196
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Towns Built:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

so, like, you know how santa is all about christmas and stuff, right? well, guess what, on this epic minecraft server, santa is the ultimate boss battle! yea, you heard me right, you can fight santa in minecraft! and get this, if you defeat him, you get unlimited diamonds for life! it’s like a christmas miracle, but in minecraft! so come join us and take down santa for all the loot! oh, and did i mention that his elves are actually zombie pigmen? yea, it’s pretty wild. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s take down santa together!

Parkinson’s Reverse GeneCraft

Baylor College of Medicine, disease reversal, fruit flies, gene discovery, Gene identification, Gene therapy, GeneCraft, genetic studies, genetic therapy, medical breakthrough, Medical research, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s symptoms, Parkinson’s treatment, parkinsons, research, Reverse, scientific collaboration, simon fraser university, texas

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2639
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	2635	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

so like, yo, dis server be like da holy grail of minecraft servers, ya know? like, we got dis gene dat can like, totally reverse parkinson’s disease, but in fruit flies. like, who knew fruit flies could even get parkinson’s, amirite?

anyway, if you join dis server, you gonna be part of da most epic quest to cure all da fruit flies of parkinson’s and become a hero in da minecraft world. plus, we got like, flying pigs and rainbow unicorns and all dat crazy stuff.

so come join us and be part of dis wacky adventure to save da fruit flies and have a blast in da process. ain’t no other server like dis one, fo’ realz.

VertexMCVN

Adventure, Anarchy, blocks, BUILD, Community, Crafting, Donate, Explore, Factions, Fight, Gaming, guild, java, multiplayer, Roleplay, Server, smp, Support, Survival, Vietnam

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2819
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Minecraft server SMP Vietnam – Form a guild and fight now! If you find it interesting, please donate to support the server!

vertexmc.ddns.net

Verticey Originals

1.21.X, 1.8.X, anti cheat, Bedwars, Brazil, Fun, GLADIATOR, KitPvP, Mini Games, original, Pirate, Skywars, Verticey Originals

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1298
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Kitpvp, Glatiator, SkyWars and BedWars Server – 1.8.x-1.21.x

The best server of Kitpvp, Glatiator, SkyWars and BedWars. Server hosted in Brazil and own anti-cheat within the server.

Want to have fun? Come and meet Verticey Originals

Server for 1.8.x – 1.21.x – PIRATE AND ORIGINAL, COME!!!

lobby.verticey.xyz

MemeWar Minecraft Server

blumpf, cope, delusional rants, Destroying, election, ENERGY, Epstein, left, meme war, MemeWar, Minecraft, OneManSocial, reddit, right, seethe, Server, trump, upvotes, Views

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3012
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mines Excavated:	1280	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2386
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Falling into the Void:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about the meme war? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all the chaos!

Join us and witness epic battles between Trump and Epstein in pixelated form – who will come out on top? Will Blumpf’s delusional rants be no match for the power of memes? Only on our server will you find out!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from Reddit trolls and plot your revenge. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of truth, rumored to have the power to banish all fake news!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft? 😉

PoliticalShitcoinGambler – Minecraft SMP

American, day trading, DNC, ETH, Gains, gamble, gambling, harris, kelly, Minecraft, MONEY, Murk, political shitcoin season, PoliticalShitcoinGambler, Pump, retard, smp, SOL, Volume, VP pick, wallets

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5068
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Ores Mined:	3221	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	454	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6454	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are currently knee-deep in political shitcoin season! If you’re not placing bets on the next VP pick for Harris, then you must be living under a block. Signs are pointing to Kelly as the top choice, so if you’re not American and don’t give a creeper’s butt, you should still care because there are gains to be made!

We have three sol choices to choose from, with the oldest having the best distribution. But wait, there’s more! Murk has better volume, so it’s a tough decision on which one to invest in. And let’s not forget about the eth one, even though it looks pretty meh compared to the others. But hey, there’s always money to be made in the world of Minecraft politics!

So come join us and make some virtual gains while you try to figure out which VP pick will pump next. You’ll probably end up fading this advice and trying to buy right before the DNC like every other blockhead, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

ModelMayhem Minecraft Server

art class, artistic leanings, Boundaries, Communication, community involvement, cougar, cringy, figure drawing, friendship, Inappropriate Behavior, inner cougar, Minecraft, Modeling, ModelMayhem, naked young guys, parental concerns, personal space, Respect, Server, setting limits, social dynamics, society maven, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9368
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Towns Built:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as extra as my friend Joan? Look no further! Our server is loud, outspoken, and always the center of attention – just like Joan. But don’t worry, we won’t chase after younger players like Joan chases after younger men (mostly unsuccessfully).

Join our server for some bawdy banter and outrageous adventures. Just like Joan in a Figure Drawing class, you never know what you might find – maybe even some naked young guys (just kidding, keep your clothes on).

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s cringy in all the right ways, join us now! But beware, you might end up wanting to put an end to the madness – just like I want to put an end to Joan’s shenanigans. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right? Right?

SipAndSeeSILGFYATA

anger, anti-depressants, Apology, baby, Boundaries, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, emotions, family, Funeral, Grief, Loss, PRESSURE, reconciliation, relationships, SipAndSeeSILGFYATA, Support, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	305
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.

Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.