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WeddingCraft Delays

alcohol at wedding, Communication Issues, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Delays, family dynamics, input in wedding planning, relationship problems, Trust, wedding apologies, wedding consequences, wedding decisions, wedding delays, wedding disagreements, wedding etiquette, wedding planning, wedding postponement, wedding regrets, wedding stress, wedding trust issues, WeddingCraft

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	843
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of wedding planning gone wrong in virtual blocky form!

Picture this: you’re about to marry the love of your life in Minecraft, but wait…they keep making impulsive decisions without your input! Will you be able to wrangle your virtual family and finish all your virtual work in time for the big day? Or will you have to delay the wedding and deal with virtual drama like never before?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the excitement of trying to enforce a strict no-alcohol policy at your virtual wedding, only to have your virtual fiancée try to change it behind your back. Will your virtual best man come to the rescue and stop the madness? Will there be virtual apologies and virtual reconciliation?

Join our server now and experience the virtual chaos for yourself! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see if you’re the asshole in this virtual wedding saga!

PettyDivorceWars Minecraft Server

arguments, assets, belongings, bitter, Court, custody, disputes, Divorce, emotions, Fights, Lawyers, Legal, Marriage, materialistic, Minecraft, MONEY, Petty, PettyDivorceWars, possessions, separation, Server, SETTLEMENT, trivial

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3173
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	New Chunks Explored:	286630
Mines Excavated:	2129	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Our server is filled with divorcing players fighting over the most ridiculous things, like who gets custody of the pixelated dog or who gets to keep the virtual diamond sword. Join us for some juicy drama and chaotic fun as we navigate through the wild world of pixelated breakups. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Join now and witness the pettiest divorce battles in Minecraft history!

NoSecondDateHere

awkward moments, Communication, conversation starters, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, Dating experiences, dating fails, dating humor, dating mistakes, dating stories, dating tips, dating turn offs, deal breakers, first date, NoSecondDateHere, red flags, relationship advice, relationship tips, relationships

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3518
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most hilarious place to be!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us!

One time, a player tried to impress their date by saying they could build a replica of the Eiffel Tower in Minecraft, but little did they know that our server has a strict “no cheesy pick-up lines” policy. Needless to say, there was no second date for them!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous adventures of your life!

SubwayLingoCraft

bilingualism, language acquisition, language comprehension, language fluency, language learning, language proficiency assessment, language proficiency assessment criteria, language proficiency evaluation, language proficiency exam, language proficiency levels, language proficiency standards, language proficiency test, language skills, language testing, linguistic skills, multilingualism, public transit, public transportation, second language proficiency, subway announcements, SubwayLingoCraft

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3667
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

so, u wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like a rollercoaster ride through a land of unicorns and bacon! imagine this: u log in and suddenly u are surrounded by talking sheep and dancing creepers. u can ride on the back of a flying pig and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and mystery. and if u can decipher the ancient riddles, u might just find the legendary diamond sword of awesomeness. so come on, what are u waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

OmegaCraft Psychosis 24

17 years, 24 years old, brain health, correlation, fatty acids, largest study, Link, long-term study, low levels, mental disorders, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, nutrition, omega-3s, omegacraft, Psychosis, research, study, Symptoms, young adults

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1199
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	24

Yo, yo, yo! If you wanna avoid turning into a crazy loon, you gotta join our epic Minecraft server! We got all the omega-3s you need to keep your brain in check, man. Ain’t nobody gonna be experiencing no psychosis up in here, nah mean?

We did this HUGE study with like 3484 peeps over 17 freakin’ years, and guess what? Low omega-3 levels were linked to all them crazy symptoms! So come on over and get your daily dose of fishy goodness while building epic structures and battling creepers. Trust me, your brain will thank you later, bro! Let’s keep it real and keep it sane on our server. Peace out!

DegenerateCraft Minecraft Server

atheism, atheists, Beliefs, Civilization, consequences, culture, Degenerate, DegenerateCraft, derivatives, Ethics, FRENCHMAN, Minecraft, morality, nice things, philosophy, progress, rejection of faith, Religion, secularism, Server, society, technological society, VALUES

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1616
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Zombie Dances:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe that all degeneracy stems from a lack of faith in the almighty blocky gods! Join us as we embark on a hilarious journey filled with pixelated adventures and crazy creations.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a Frenchman decided to build a giant baguette in Minecraft, but because he rejected faith, the baguette crumbled into a pile of crumbs! Don’t let this happen to you – join our server and build the craziest, most faith-filled creations you can imagine.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Unicorn, a mystical creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those who believe in the power of pixels. Want to ride a rainbow farting unicorn into battle? Join our server and make your dreams come true!

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where faith, fun, and farts collide in the most epic way possible. Join us today and let the blocky madness begin!

PineappleCraft Minecraft Server – No Pretending, Just Kino!

Cannabis, classic, comedy, Entertainment, Favorite, film, funny, HIGH, iconic, james franco, Kino, Marijuana, Minecraft, Movie, Pineapple Express, PineappleCraft, pretending, Quote, Server, Seth Rogen, stoner film, tired, Ultimate, weed kino

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2806
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in existence, where we take “building blocks” to a whole new level with our pineapple express theme! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so dank, even the creepers are chill and just want to pass the virtual joint around.

2. Our mods are like the ultimate stoners, always coming up with crazy ideas for new mini-games and events. You never know what they’ll come up with next!

3. Our community is like a big, happy family of virtual stoners, always ready to help each other out and share their best building tips…and maybe a few secret recipes for “special” potions.

4. Rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server filled with enchanted diamond gear and rare items…but only the true stoner builders can find it.

So come join us on the pineapple express Minecraft server, where the grass is always greener and the pixels are always brighter. Let’s get building, blazing, and having a blast together!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Budget, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, event location, Expectations, family dynamics, family traditions, food preferences, Frustration, future in-laws, hotel accommodations, Italian restaurant, Minecraft, Négotiation, rehearsal dinner, Server, wedding planning, wedding venue, WeddingCraft

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2164
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magic Items Found:	6083

Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who have terrible taste in restaurants? Do you want to avoid a rehearsal dinner disaster like the plague? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and build your dream wedding venue without any interference from pesky relatives!

On our server, you can create the perfect Italian restaurant for your rehearsal dinner, complete with mouth-watering menus and stunning decor. No more dealing with stubborn in-laws who refuse to listen to reason – here, you’re the boss of your own wedding planning destiny!

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free wedding planning experience. Who knew Minecraft could be the key to a happy marriage?

BBQGoneWrong

911, angry wife, BBQGoneWrong, bil, cancelled event, cancelled plans, car accident, car damage, Car Insurance, car repair, extended family, family barbecue, family conflict, family drama, financial impact, financial loss, in-laws, insurance payout, long drive, phone distraction, pickup truck

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6602
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting totaled is your enemies’ bases! Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about your real-life car troubles.

Imagine driving a virtual 911 while your brother-in-law tries to run you off the road in his massive pickup truck – that’s the kind of excitement you can expect on our server. And don’t worry, there’s no insurance payout required here!

So come on over and let off some steam by building, exploring, and dominating the competition. Who needs a family barbecue when you can have a virtual showdown that will leave you laughing for days? Join us now and let the fun begin!

PTOcraft Minecraft Server

Alone Time, Break, home, leisure, mental health, Minecraft, no travel, paid time off, peace and quiet, personal time, PTO, PTOcraft, recharge, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, self-care, Server, staycation, stress relief, time off, unwind, vacation, work-life balance

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8827
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual vacation destination!

Join us and experience the thrill of taking a week off work in Minecraft without actually using your PTO! That’s right, you can escape the daily grind and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures.

From building giant roller coasters that defy the laws of physics to battling zombie chickens with laser beams, our server has it all! So why waste your precious PTO on a boring staycation when you can join us and have the time of your virtual life? Join now and start living your best Minecraft life!