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CraftyMateen’s Minecraft Server

Abdul-Mateen II, action, CraftyMateens, Director, fighting harder, INTENSE, John Creasy, man on fire, Mercenary, Minecraft, Netflix, Personal demons, ptsd, Redemption, redemption path, series, Server, special forces, steven caple jr, Survival, Thriller, Yahya Abdul-Mateen II

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2956
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where you can play as John Creasy, a Special Forces mercenary with intense PTSD. Survive the most desolate of situations and fight harder than ever to overcome your personal demons.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be battling mobs and exploring new worlds, but you’ll also have the chance to redeem yourself and become a hero in the Minecraft universe. Join now and experience the thrill of being a high-functioning mercenary in a blocky world like never before!

Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join our server today and let the madness begin!

HairCraftHusbandNoCare

Affection, affectionate, Apology, appreciation, bland, Caring, Communication, curly hair, Empathy, haircare, HairCraftHusbandNoCare, hairstyles, husband, love, Marriage, misunderstanding, reaction, relationships, straight hair, Support, Wife

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8337
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Towns Built:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Are you tired of your wife constantly changing up her hairstyle and expecting you to react like it’s the most amazing thing in the world? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we appreciate all hairstyles, whether curly or straight!

Join us and unleash your creativity in building the most fabulous hair salon for your pixelated wife. Show her that you can give the most amount of cares possible about her hair, even in block form. Who knows, maybe she’ll finally understand that your reactions are anything but bland!

So come on over and join our server for some hair-raising fun and make your wife’s virtual hair dreams come true. It’s time to show her that you do get it, even if it’s just in the world of Minecraft.

PeePooPals Minecraft Server

dog behavior, dog etiquette, dog manners, dog owners, dog owners behavior, dog owners etiquette, dog owners responsibility, dog training, Minecraft, PeePooPals, pet behavior, pet etiquette, pet manners, pet owners, pet owners behavior, pet owners etiquette, pet owners responsibility, pet ownership, pet responsibility, pet training, pet waste, property damage, Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	684
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Buildings Constructed:	21	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Are you tired of dealing with rude neighbors who let their dogs use your lawn as a bathroom? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict no dog pee or poo policy! That’s right, you won’t have to worry about cleaning up after other people’s pets because our virtual world is pristine and poop-free.

Join our server and experience a world where dogs are banned and only cute, pixelated animals roam free. Build your dream house without fear of stepping in a surprise pile of poo, and enjoy the peace and tranquility of a dog-free environment.

But that’s not all! If you join our server today, you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Poop Patrol” mini-game, where you can hunt down virtual dogs and send them to virtual obedience school. It’s a hilarious and outrageous way to take out your frustration on those pesky pooches.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to doggy drama forever!

CraftyChicksOnly

arrogance, beauty standards, Confidence, CraftyChicksOnly, DATING, Girls, guys, humor, Insecurity, intelligence, materialism, misconceptions, Personality, physical appearance, Preferences, relationships, self-absorption, shallowness, Superficiality, Unattractive, Vanity

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4939
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Gods Slained:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with sweaty dudes? Look no further, because our server is like a virtual paradise for all the ladies out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret potion that turns all the male players into adorable kittens, because let’s be real, who needs toxic masculinity in a blocky world? Plus, our server is guarded by a squad of handsome Minecraft hunks who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to ruin your day. So come join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the only thing more attractive than the pixelated landscapes is your fellow female players!

GazaPierCraft Minecraft Server

Coastal, disaster relief, emergency response, Erosion, FOREIGN AID, gaza, gaza aid, GazaPierCraft, Humanitarian Aid, i24NEWS, Infrastructure, international relations, mediterranean sea, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Pier, political tensions, Reconstruction, Report, Server, U.S, united states, weather concerns

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2716
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Love Letters Sent:	10	Meteorites Collected:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Crops Grown:	2275
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

lol u guys ever heard of a minecraft server that was so lit that the u.s. government wanted to take it down?? yea that’s right, our server is so fire that even the government is shook! they said it was cuz of “weather concerns” but we all know it’s cuz they couldn’t handle the heat of our epic builds and pvp battles. join now before the feds shut us down for good and miss out on all the fun! trust me, you don’t wanna be left out in the cold like the u.s. government, come join the party!

PrisonCraft: #MeTooChina

Activist, Censorship, China, civil rights, feminism, freedom of speech, gender equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, judicial system, Justice, Legal System, METOO, MeTooChina, political activism, Prison, PrisonCraft, protest, sentenced, sexual harassment, social justice, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3992
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Endless Night Skies:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	121	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Divine Spears Created:	17

lol join this epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of chickens and ride pigs into battle against evil creepers! u know what else is creeper? getting sentenced to 5 years in prison like this china #metoo activist. but on our server, we only sentence u to 5 minutes of timeout if u break the rules. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with skeletons and zombies. come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and friendship.

Bedroom DistanceCraft

BEDROOM, Boundaries, children, Distance, DistanceCraft, family, growing up, home, House, Kids, living arrangements, noise, parenting, parents, privacy, relationships, separation, Sleep, Space, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7356
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Love Letters Sent:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ores Mined:	8488
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Mines Excavated:	3633

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. like, they just wanna spread love and joy, man. also, the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance. it’s a wild party up in here, dude.

oh, and did i mention that the diamonds are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right. you can mine for delicious chocolate diamonds and eat them for a boost of energy. it’s like a candyland in minecraft, bro.

plus, the villagers are all secretly master chefs and they throw epic food festivals every weekend. you can feast on the most delicious dishes made from ingredients you never even knew existed in minecraft. it’s a culinary adventure, my friend.

so, come join our server and experience the wackiest, most outrageous minecraft world you’ve ever seen. trust me, once you’ve hugged a creeper and eaten a chocolate diamond, you’ll never wanna leave. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness, baby.

CraftyMelaninJoy

anxiety, Black youth, coping mechanisms, CraftyMelaninJoy, depression, discrimination, emotional well being, Identity, internalizing, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Minority, Oppression, racial discrimination, racism, self esteem, social justice, societal pressures, systemic racism, Trauma

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4295
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9987	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Yo, listen up! If you wanna escape the real world drama and dive into a blocky paradise, then you gotta join this epic Minecraft server! We got pigs that can fly, cows that can rap, and creepers that tell dad jokes! Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll forget all about your real life problems.

And get this, our server is so magical that it can cure depression and anxiety just by logging in! Seriously, one time a player was feeling down, but after spending just 5 minutes on our server, they were dancing like a chicken on a hot potato!

So come on, join us and let your worries melt away in a world where anything is possible. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

🌟 NeonARK SMP: Where our vanilla tastes are as strong as our neon lights! 🌟

Adventure, Builds, classic, Community, Discord, DISCOVER, Events, Explore, Fun, Help, Join, lights, Maps, Minecraft, Neon, NeonARK, Players, Plugins, Prizes, Server, smp, STRONG, Support, TASTES, Twist, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3335
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Feature	Description
Friendly Community	Meet awesome players!
Customer Supportive	We’re here to help!
Weekly Events	Win cool in-game prizes!
	Check out amazing builds and mini maps!
Vanilla + Plugins	Classic Minecraft with a twist!

Join Our Discord: Click here!

Don’t miss the fun. See you in NeonARK SMP!

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FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join by entering the server IP in your Minecraft client and connecting to the server.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow. You can find them in the server spawn area or on our Discord server.

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: We allow certain mods on the server, but they must comply with our rules. Check with a staff member before using any mods.

Q: How can I report a player for misconduct?

A: You can report a player by contacting a staff member in-game or through our Discord server. Provide evidence if possible.

Q: Are there any in-game events or competitions?

A: Yes, we regularly host events and competitions with prizes for participants. Keep an eye on our Discord server for announcements.

MineCraft XIVG Server: Endwalker Fun!

All DCs MIXER, Alt ERP, Big Trouble in Little China Movie Meetup, Dawntrail Info, dragon quest collab, Ebin Awards, endwalker, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Fun, IASIP, In-game Events, Linkshells, Liveletter Meetup, Mario Party Salty Bets, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, Pirates and Treasure Planet, PvP Series 5, Resources, Road to El Dorado Movie, Server, Simpsons Marathon, Twin Peaks, xivg, Yo-Kai Watch Event

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2142
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Animals Bred:	165
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old events and meetups? Well, look no further because our server is like Final Fantasy XIV on steroids! We’ve got Dragon Quest collabs, Moogle Treasure Troves, and even a Yo-kai Watch event that’s running until version 7.0 (yes, you read that right, 7.0!).

But wait, there’s more! Our in-game events are so epic, they make the Battle of Helm’s Deep look like a mere skirmish. Join us for PvP Series 5 and see if you have what it takes to come out on top.

And don’t even get us started on our meetups. From live letter meetups to Mario Party Salty Bets, we’ve got something for everyone. Plus, we’ve got a special event called Alt ERP that will make your wildest dreams come true (or nightmares, depending on your preferences).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.