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TaiwanSummitPressureNoMore

Beijing, Countries, cross-strait relations, Diplomatic, diplomatic tensions, foreign affairs, global politics, government interference, international relations, lawmakers, political influence, political pressure, Politics, pressure tactics, pressuring, summit, summit attendance, taiwan, Taiwan-China relations, TaiwanSummitPressureNoMore

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7179
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Towns Built:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	1

OMG u gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! like, the other day, a group of pandas rode in on llamas and started a dance party in the middle of the village square. it was wild, bro.

also, did i mention that the diamonds in this server are like, SUPER rare? like, you gotta go on this crazy quest through a haunted forest and solve riddles from a talking chicken just to find one. but trust me, it’s totally worth it.

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underwater city where mermaids sell enchanted weapons and armor. but shh, don’t tell anyone i told u that. it’s like, top secret or something.

so yeah, if u wanna have the time of ur life in minecraft, u gotta join this server. it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread. trust me, u won’t regret it.

LockBlockKids

Automotive Industry, cars, child lock, child safety, childproofing., children, convenience, digital age, Future, innovation, LockBlockKids, mobile devices, MODERN, obsolete, parenting, parenting challenges, Safety, smart phone use, technological advancements, Technology, technology in cars

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1969
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	9872	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	347	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Potions Brewed:	67	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

lol come join our server, where child locks are so last season! we got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. forget about boring old cars, on our server you can ride a rainbow unicorn through the skies and battle evil creepers with your trusty diamond sword. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

Merchant Craft

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Friendly, Minigames, multiplayer, player-driven, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4925
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	315	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Welcome to Merchant Craft! We are a friendly player-driven community! Come play now, solo, or with friends, Merchant Craft is for everyone! We currently offer a simple Survival SMP, and more to come! Come join now at merchantcraft.xyz:25565! You won’t regret it!

play.merchantcraft.xyz

SwanCo.&Friends

admin team, Adventure, Automation, Community, creativity, Engineer, epic builds, Friends, industry-focused, innovation, legend, Machinery, Machines, Minecraft, Modpack, progress, Quests, Support, Survival, SwanCo, Technically Industrial Legacy, Tekkit

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7379
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	330	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Votes:	3868
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Gear up for an electrifying journey into the heart of innovation on our Technically Industrial Legacy server! Version 1.16.5 has never been more thrilling with this carefully curated tech and industry-focused modpack that will take your Minecraft experience to dazzling new heights. Unleash your inner engineer as you harness the power of cutting-edge machinery, automate your processes, and revolutionize your gameplay in ways you never thought possible. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or just starting out, our friendly community is here to welcome you with open arms and provide round-the-clock support from our dedicated admin team, share epic builds, and embark on e Join forces with fellow pioneers pic quests together. Then, dive into the action and let your creativity run wild amidst the whirring of machines and the hum of progress. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime join us now and become a legend in the world of Technically Industrial Minecraft!

50.20.254.134

SkinnyCraft Minecraft Server

achieving results, exercise routine, fitness goals, fitness journey, getting back in shape, getting in shape, getting skinny again, healthy lifestyle, jogging for weight loss, Minecraft, Physical fitness, running for beginners, running for health, running for weight loss, running motivation, Server, SkinnyCraft, slimming down, starting a fitness journey, staying active, weight loss, went for a run, workout progress

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2980
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be running so much you’ll be getting skinny again in no time! Our virtual personal trainers will have you sprinting through pixelated forests and jumping over lava pits in no time. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pounds and hello to a slim and trim avatar!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret potion hidden somewhere in the server that will give your character super speed and agility. Imagine zooming past all your friends and leaving them in the dust as you conquer obstacle courses and race to the finish line. Who needs a gym membership when you have a Minecraft server that doubles as a fitness program?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the fittest Minecraft character in the virtual world. Who knows, you might even inspire your real-life self to hit the gym and get in shape too!

Minecraft SMP: 65IQGang

65IQGang, ableism, Cruel, damaging, degrading, derogatory, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, HARMFUL, hurtful, ignorance, inappropriate, insensitive, insult, intelligence, iq, low iq, mental health, Minecraft, offensive, sick, smp, UNACCEPTABLE

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9628
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Secret Passages Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	29
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Divine Spears Created:	13
Zombie Dances:	8	Ores Mined:	706

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild, even the cows are doing backflips. Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a chicken riding a pig and a llama in a top hat. And don’t worry, we have a strict “no IQ shaming” policy – unless your IQ is over 200, then you might be too smart for us. So come on down and join the madness, just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

NoSplitNoEatMC

appetizer, Australia, casual dinner, exact number, expensive dishes, finances, jaw drop, leeches, lost my appetite, main course, Miller Lite, NoSplitNoEatMC, outrageous bill, Restaurant, separate bar, separate bill, small friend group, sob story, split the bill, steak, tip

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1634
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where leeches like Susan and Greg are not welcome! If you’re tired of friends who always mooch off of you, then this is the server for you.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious antics. Just like when I stuck it to Susan and Greg at dinner, you’ll have the chance to outsmart your friends and come out on top.

Don’t worry about splitting the bill here, because on this server, everyone pays their fair share. Just like how Dan got stuck with a massive check, you’ll never have to worry about getting ripped off by your pals again.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing at the absurdity of it all, just like I did when Susan and Greg tried to guilt trip me for not ordering food. Let’s make some memories and have a blast on this crazy Minecraft server!

ParentalCraft: Signs of Decay

decay, ParentalCraft, signs

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8350
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while your parents nag you to get off the computer and go outside? Look no further than our Minecraft server for adult children who are estranged from their parents!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and misfit players who understand the struggle of dealing with disapproving parents. Build your own virtual family with other estranged adult children and create a world where you can finally be yourself without judgment.

Whether your parents never understood your love for gaming or they just couldn’t handle your epic builds, this server is the perfect escape for those looking to connect with others who share similar experiences. So come on, join us and let’s build a new family together – one block at a time!

Zelenskyy’s Peace Plan Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Global cooperation, international diplomacy, international relations, Japanese media, Minecraft, negotiations, November, Peace, peace agreement, peace plan, peace process, peace talks, Peacebuilding, Plan, political strategy, Server, Ukraine, world news, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8212
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Runes Activated:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got pigs flying, cows doing the cha cha slide, and creepers breakdancing. it’s a whole party up in here, man.

you gotta join this server because, like, the peace plan is gonna be ready by November, just like Zelenskyy said. we gonna have all the mobs living in harmony, no more fighting or blowing stuff up. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

plus, we got a secret underground disco where you can boogie with the Endermen and party with the skeletons. it’s like Studio 54 but with more zombies.

so come on down to this server, where the only thing you’ll be fighting is the urge to dance all night long. peace out, homies.

KurskCraft: Refinery Rumble

Attack, Bombing, Conflict, Destruction, eastern europe, Energy Sector, escalation, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, Military Action, Oil Refinery, political tension, refinery, RETALIATION, Rumble, russia, SECURITY, strike, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9984
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	105	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Enchantments Applied:	153

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up oil refineries like it’s nobody’s business! we’re like ukraine’s military but in minecraft, taking out those pesky oil refineries in russia’s kursk region. join us for some explosive fun and chaos, because who needs peace when you can have a blast in minecraft? plus, we have the coolest mods and plugins to make your gaming experience even more insane. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness now!