ETL Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyLonelySurvival

alertness, belonging, coping mechanisms, CraftyLonelySurvival, ETL, evolutionary psychology, Evolutionary Theory of Loneliness, Frequency, Loneliness, mental health, Nightmares, overthinking, Psychological, psychological effects, research, Sleep, social connection, stress, study, Survival, well-being

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7814
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Magic Items Found:	4890
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	New Chunks Explored:	492149
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Yo, listen up, ya’ll! This Minecraft server is where you wanna be if you wanna survive like a boss! The Evolutionary Theory of Loneliness (ETL) says that you gotta belong to stay alive, and what better place to belong than our crazy server?

We did two studies with like 1,609 players and found out that loneliness leads to more nightmares. But don’t worry, we got your back! Join our server and say goodbye to those bad dreams! Stress might mess with your nightmare frequency, but on our server, you’ll be stress-free and living the dream!

So come on, join us and be a part of the most epic Minecraft community ever! Let’s show those nightmares who’s boss and have a blast together! Don’t be lonely, be a part of our wild and wacky server family!

HaxThatWork Minecraft SMP

actually works, Creative, efficiency, everyday life, Hacks, HaxThatWork, Helpful, Innovative, life hack, life improvement, Minecraft, organization, practical advice, problem solving, productivity, shortcuts, smart solutions, smp, time-saving, Tips, too good to be true, Tricks, useful

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2824
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Votes:	774	Endless Night Skies:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Animals Bred:	79	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Rumor has it that he’s been practicing his dance moves just to impress our players. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed their own boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret life hack on our server that will blow your mind. Want to know how to make diamonds rain from the sky? Just stand on your head and sing the national anthem backwards while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Trust us, it works every time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like when the cows start breakdancing or the zombies throw a surprise birthday party for the skeletons. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll never be bored.

Blocky Bastards: The Movie – You Piece of Shit

ADD, bastards, blocky, Cinema, Creative, ending, Entertainment, film, Fun, funny, humor, hypothetical, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, idea.., long tail tag, Movie, movie quote, Piece, Shit, suggestion, tagline, you piece of shit

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4898
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mines Excavated:	2093	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	2742	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of watching movies and thinking, “this would be so much better if someone just called someone else a piece of shit at the end”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we add “you piece of shit” to EVERY movie ending! Imagine the dramatic climax of Titanic, but instead of Rose letting go of Jack, she looks him in the eye and says, “you piece of shit” before pushing him into the icy waters. Or how about the ending of The Lion King, where Simba finally defeats Scar and then whispers in his ear, “you piece of shit” before throwing him off Pride Rock. Join our server for a movie experience like no other, where every ending is guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your life choices. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start adding some much-needed spice to your favorite films!

NavyCraft Minecraft Server

cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Geopolitical, Gulf region, Indian Navy, international relations, Iranian port, maritime security, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, naval drills, naval exercises, naval fleet, NavyCraft, Server, Ships, strategic partnership, Tensions, Training, West Asia

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9163
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where indian navy ships are training in iranian port but with a twist! instead of training for war, they are training to build the sickest minecraft ships you’ve ever seen! sail the high seas with your crew of navy seals and take on epic battles against sea monsters and rival pirate crews. but watch out for the kraken, he’s a real party pooper. join now for a chance to win a real life navy ship (just kidding, that’s illegal). so come on down and set sail on the most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

CraftyCreeper: Biden’s Oil War

biden, Bidens, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCreeper, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, negotiations, nuclear deal, Oil, oil facilities, peace talks, regional stability, sanctions, SECURITY, strikes, Tensions, US, War

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5651
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	458
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Ores Mined:	3615	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the cool stuff and the best peeps to play with.

like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoop down and start dropping diamonds all over the place. like, what even is that?

and, get this, our moderators are like, actual wizards. they can make your wildest dreams come true in the game. want a castle made of cake? done. want to ride a unicorn into battle? no problem.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we got that too. it’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft.

so, like, come join us on this epic adventure. you won’t regret it, i promise. and who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a rainbow llama into battle. anything is possible on this server, man.

Stinky Cube SMP: Odor-free and curated just for mature noses. Join now for a fresh and funky experience!

#youtube, application, committed, Community, Content Creation, Cube, curated, Discord, Experience, form, Fresh, Friends, Funky, interview, invite, Join, long term, Mature, members, Minecraft, noses, Odorfree, Season, Shape, Small, smp, STINKY, Whitelist, youtube.com

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	255
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Runes Activated:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Rotten Block SMP

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Focus	Content creation, community building
Members	Niaamo, Cooltwo, CountMosquito

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I apply to join Rotten Block SMP?	Fill out the application form linked above and suitable applicants will be invited to our Discord for an interview.
What is the main focus of the server?	We aim to create a small community of friends with a strong focus on content creation.
Can I watch the members’ content?	Yes, you can find Niaamo, Cooltwo, and CountMosquito on YouTube.

Pixel Paint – Minecraft Server

booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Drizzle Season, Gear, ink, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, paint, patch notes, PIXEL, Pool code, Seed Checker, Server, splatoon, SplatoonEU, SplatoonJP, SplatoonNA, Version 9.1.0, weapons

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7043
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Emeralds Found:	1128
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers here and there.

Join us for a wild ride through blocky landscapes, where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions (watch out for the Nether, it’s a doozy), and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who trade in emeralds.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing diamond armor, build a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and team up with your friends to take down the Ender Dragon?

Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits on our Minecraft server!

Pissed Off Player Minecraft SMP

anger, compassion, crime, emotions, Empathy, Ethics, Frustration, Justice, Minecraft, morality, Pedophiles, pissed, pissed off, player, prisoners, punishment, Retribution, Revenge, Righteousness, smp, Social Issues, society, violence, Women

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3636
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie villagers who are actually secret agents for the Ender Dragon, or teaming up with a group of llamas to overthrow the oppressive rule of the evil Sheep Queen. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every Tuesday at high noon (Minecraft time, of course). So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our SMP and be part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft community out there!

NoCollegeNoProblem

alternative career paths, career choice, college, education, family dynamics, family pressure, following your passion, hair stylist, higher education, Individuality, NoCollegeNoProblem, non-traditional career paths, personal choice, pressure from family, pursuing dreams, Role Model, Self Discovery, societal expectations, societal norms, Support, traditional education

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8963
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7119
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Runes Activated:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of being judged by your family for not having a degree? Join our Minecraft server where your skills and creativity are valued more than any piece of paper!

Just like the OP’s cousin who found her passion in doing hair and is making bank, you can unleash your talents on our server and become a virtual millionaire! Who needs college when you can build your own empire in the blocky world of Minecraft?

Don’t let your family’s expectations hold you back – join our server and show them that success comes in many forms, even if it’s pixelated! Plus, we won’t call you an ahole for following your dreams, unlike some people in the real world. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where being yourself is the only degree you need!

HappyLifeMC SMP

Contentment, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, Happy, HappyLifeMC, joy, Life, life satisfaction, Peace, personal happiness, positive mindset, positivity, reasons for contentment, reasons for happiness, reasons for joy, reasons for peace, reasons for satisfaction, reasons for well-being, satisfaction, smp, well-being

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2419
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	9953	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Are you happy in life? Well, if not, then you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music. Seriously, it’s like a party in the Nether 24/7! Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment again. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a stand-up comedian in disguise. So come on, what are you waiting for? Happiness awaits you in our wacky and wild Minecraft world!

SecretMineCraftFun

buried secret, concealed emotions, confidential information, deep secret, Hidden feelings, Hidden Truth, innermost thoughts, intimate details, kept hidden, personal confession, private revelation, SecretMineCraftFun, Secrets, suppressed truth, undisclosed feelings, undisclosed revelation, undisclosed secret, unshared confession, unspoken confession, unspoken thoughts, untold story

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	385
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Crops Grown:	2316
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of living a boring, secret-free life? Come join our Minecraft server and spill all your deepest, darkest secrets in our virtual confession booth! Our pixelated priests are ready to absolve you of all your sins, no matter how scandalous. Plus, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds for anyone brave enough to share their juiciest secret. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the secrets fly!