Etiquette Minecraft Servers

Etiquette

  • NoSneakyEatsMC

    NoSneakyEatsMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old dinner parties where you have to actually talk to people? Well, have we got the server for you! Introducing our “Silent Minecraft Party” where communication is strictly through written notes or gestures.

    Join us for a truly unique experience where you can improve your non-verbal connection with others while mining for diamonds and building epic structures. Who needs words when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

    Don’t worry about feeling uncomfortable, we promise it’s all in good fun. And if anyone tries to tell you that you’re being close-minded for not wanting to participate, just block them like you would a creeper.

    So come on, join us on this silent adventure and show off your non-verbal skills in the most ridiculous way possible. Who knows, you might even make some new friends without ever saying a word!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyBoys Manspread Mayhem

    BlockyBoys Manspread Mayhem

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with manspreading in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where manspreading doesn’t exist and you can drive safely without any distractions. Plus, we have a special pink license achievement for all our skilled drivers out there. So come on over and leave the real world drama behind, let’s have some fun together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BiscuitBanditMC

    BiscuitBanditMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, picture this: You’re peacefully enjoying your breakfast buffet at our Minecraft server’s spawn point, when suddenly you reach for a virtual biscuit without using the virtual tongs. Out of nowhere, an NPC (non-player character) appears and starts screaming, “You have to use the virtual tongs!” The NPC’s eyes are practically bulging out of their head as they continue to scold you for your biscuit-grabbing faux pas.

    But wait, it gets even crazier. The NPC’s family shows up, including a virtual wife and granddaughter, and they all start shaking their heads in disappointment while muttering, “Use the tongs, use the tongs.” You try to apologize and promise to use the tongs next time, but the NPC just won’t let it go. They continue to glare at you with virtual daggers in their eyes, making you feel like you’ve committed a virtual crime.

    Join our Minecraft server for this kind of wild and wacky adventure! Who knew grabbing a biscuit could cause so much virtual drama? Use the tongs or face the wrath of the virtual breakfast police!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FootFlicker Minecraft Server

    FootFlicker Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with people putting their stinky feet in your face while you’re trying to enjoy a meal? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only feet you’ll see are pixelated and definitely not smelly!

    We guarantee a foot-free environment where you can build to your heart’s content without any gross surprises. Say goodbye to real-life foot incidents and hello to a virtual world where you can create anything your heart desires.

    Join now and leave those foot offenders behind! Trust us, your nostrils will thank you.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ParentingProblemsMC

    ParentingProblemsMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy family dynamics and passive-aggressive comments!

    Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! On our server, you’ll experience the thrill of navigating through family feuds and judgmental in-laws. Who needs zombies and creepers when you have relatives like these?

    Join us and witness the epic showdown between the overbearing parents and the “cool aunt” who just can’t seem to keep her opinions to herself. Will they ever find common ground? Only time will tell on our server!

    So come on down and join the chaos! Build your own drama-filled world and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of family dynamics. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Just remember, family drama is always more fun in block form!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCritiqueMC

    CraftyCritiqueMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

    On our server, we have a special feature where you can criticize your friends without sounding rude or brutal. That’s right, you can roast your buddies to your heart’s content and they won’t even get mad! It’s all in good fun, of course.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Legend has it that if you can defeat the Pigman King in battle, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to claim this epic prize?

    So come join us on our server for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy world we’ve created. See you there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoMomNoPlayMC

    NoMomNoPlayMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Imagine a world where pizza-hating kids run amok, play fighting leads to broken vases, and Roblox reigns supreme. Our server is like a virtual reality version of that crazy playdate gone wrong, but with creepers and zombies thrown into the mix.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of trying to keep up with unruly kids while also fending off virtual monsters? It’s a chaotic adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

    Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for flying chicken nuggets and watch your back for any rogue play fighters. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CrazyCraft FamTraditions Minecraft SMP

    CrazyCraft FamTraditions Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants! We have the craziest family traditions like every time someone finds diamonds, we all have to do the chicken dance in real life! And don’t even get me started on our annual llama rodeo competition, last year Steve got bucked off and landed in a pit of lava, it was lit AF! Plus, our server mascot is a dancing pig named Porky who wears a top hat and monocle, he’s so fancy. So come join us and experience the madness, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT trap, but that’s just part of the fun)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PointlessPactMC

    PointlessPactMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and break all the pointless rules of society without any consequences! Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a suit made of diamonds? Why not! On our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who cares about those anyway?). So come join us and let your wildest Minecraft dreams run wild!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LottoGift5k Minecraft SMP

    LottoGift5k Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, so like, imagine this crazy scenario. You’re playing on this epic Minecraft SMP and out of nowhere, you find a lottery ticket as a Christmas gift and BAM you win $5,000! Now, what do you do with all that sweet, sweet cash? Well, first of all, you gotta join our server because we have the most lit community ever. We have diamond armor giveaways every hour, a pet creeper zoo, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Plus, if you win the lottery on our server, you get a special rank that lets you ride a flying pig around the map. So come join us and let’s get rich and party like there’s no tomorrow! #minecraftgoals #lotteryluck #piggypower 🐷💰🎉

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP