We promise no MILs or unexpected car rides here, just pure Minecraft fun! Plus, if anyone dares to even look at your virtual car the wrong way, you can unleash your blocky wrath upon them.
So come join us and leave the real-life car drama behind. Build, explore, and protect your pixelated possessions with us!
Join us for some hiking and horseback riding adventures in the middle of nowhere, where you can wipe down your dirty backpack with virtual washcloths without any judgment! Our laundry facilities are top-notch, even in this less developed Minecraft country.
But beware, if you leave a dirty towel lying around, our virtual hotel staff might just come after you with a vengeance. So come on in and experience the thrill of cleaning up your pixelated messes in style. Just remember, mud isn’t the same as mascara in Minecraft, but it’s still a pain to watch someone make a mess. So join our server and show off your cleaning skills in the most outrageous way possible!
