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  • HangryCraft

    HangryCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayals, alliances, and unexpected twists!

    Just like the OP’s friends couldn’t agree on a restaurant, you’ll find yourself torn between different factions on our server. Will you stick with your Minecraft buddies or ditch them for a new group of players? The choice is yours!

    But be warned – just like the OP’s friends are mad at them for choosing to hang out with their girlfriend’s family, you might face some backlash for your decisions on our server. Will you be able to handle the drama and come out on top?

    Join now and experience the ultimate test of loyalty, friendship, and Minecraft skills. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a Minecraft soap opera unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!

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  • CraftyCreeperz

    CraftyCreeperz
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only hidden rule is to always wear a chicken hat while playing! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that wearing a chicken hat will give you super powers in the game, like the ability to fly without wings and shoot laser beams from your eyes. Trust us, it’s totally legit.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also find a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. It’s a real thriller, let me tell you.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the fabled diamond unicorn that roams the server, granting wishes to those who can catch it. Just be careful, though, because rumor has it that it’s a master prankster and loves to play tricks on unsuspecting players.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a blast! Who knows what other hidden rules and surprises await you in this crazy world.

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  • MommaCraft Minecraft Server

    MommaCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict “no shoes in the virtual world” rule! Just like in real life, cleanliness is key in our pixelated paradise. But beware, we have a special guest appearance from the Queen of England herself, who will not hesitate to assert dominance over anyone who dares to wear shoes in her son’s virtual home. Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, sulking, and outrageous accusations – it’s a virtual soap opera you won’t want to miss!

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  • PolitePleasure Minecraft SMP

    PolitePleasure Minecraft SMP
    Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to ask for sex in the politest way possible!

    Imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your wingman in picking up chicks. Picture a land where diamonds are actually a currency used to buy pick-up lines that are guaranteed to get you laid. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground club where Endermen are the bouncers and only the smoothest talkers can get in.

    So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the crazy world of our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, the politest way to ask someone for sex is with a bouquet of roses and a beautifully handwritten love letter. Good luck, gamers!

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  • ToiletBrushFreeZone

    ToiletBrushFreeZone
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everything is cleaned equally, even the toilet brushes? Well, look no further because on our server, we promise to never chuck used toilet brushes in the dishwasher! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories like this one where you’ll never have a dull moment. Plus, we have a strict policy against using household items for dishes, so you can rest assured that your cake and BBQ meat will never be tainted. Come join the fun and see why we’re the craziest Minecraft server around!

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  • RuleOfCraft: No Diamonds for Creepers

    RuleOfCraft: No Diamonds for Creepers
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to learn the unwritten rule of life that will change everything for you: always carry a stack of potatoes in your inventory for good luck! Legend has it that a player once stumbled upon a rare diamond vein while munching on a potato, and now we all worship the potato gods for their blessings. Don’t miss out on the chance to have potatoes bring you riches beyond your wildest dreams!

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  • CarShareCraft Minecraft Server

    CarShareCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about your brother-in-law stealing your virtual car? Look no further! Join our server and build your dream world where no one can touch your pixelated vehicles without your permission.

    We promise no MILs or unexpected car rides here, just pure Minecraft fun! Plus, if anyone dares to even look at your virtual car the wrong way, you can unleash your blocky wrath upon them.

    So come join us and leave the real-life car drama behind. Build, explore, and protect your pixelated possessions with us!

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  • MudPackMishapCraft

    MudPackMishapCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the crispiest white blocks you’ve ever seen! Just like those pristine hotel towels, our server is the epitome of cleanliness and luxury.

    Join us for some hiking and horseback riding adventures in the middle of nowhere, where you can wipe down your dirty backpack with virtual washcloths without any judgment! Our laundry facilities are top-notch, even in this less developed Minecraft country.

    But beware, if you leave a dirty towel lying around, our virtual hotel staff might just come after you with a vengeance. So come on in and experience the thrill of cleaning up your pixelated messes in style. Just remember, mud isn’t the same as mascara in Minecraft, but it’s still a pain to watch someone make a mess. So join our server and show off your cleaning skills in the most outrageous way possible!

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  • ShowerPrankWars

    ShowerPrankWars
    Are you tired of sharing your fancy shower products with your family members? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can hoard all the virtual shower products you want without anyone complaining! Build a virtual bathroom oasis filled with luxurious products like diamond-infused shampoo and golden soap bars. No need to share with anyone, because in this world, you’re the king or queen of the shower! Join now and say goodbye to greedy family members trying to steal your precious shower goodies!

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  • DishyHusbandCleanUp

    DishyHusbandCleanUp
    Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where helping with the dishes can lead to marital drama and accusations of being controlling! Who knew clearing the table could cause such chaos? But don’t worry, on our server, you can leave all that real-life drama behind and focus on building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, you never know what outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in next. So come join us for a wild ride of adventure and unexpected twists!

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